Real Women and KIRK

[RobertScorpio]

My wife has a love hate relationship with Shatner...she can not stand Captain Kirk, but she loves Denny Crane.

The reason she cant stand Kirk is because of his 'womanizer' tag. He is always shagging some woman. Heck, she pointed out, if they had molten-lava rubbers he might have made love to the Horta. Ummmm...she has a point.

But when ever we watch TOS, or are about to, she always sums up the episode, usually, with Kirk in her summary. Hey, lets watch STAR TREK. Lets watch the one where Kirk fights the lizard man. Or how about the one where Kirk is a Nazi, or Kirk loves Joan Collins, or Kirk meets the pizza monster (horta's nickname in our family)

I think she hates him for the wrong reason. She compares him to Clinton. Always trying to bag the woman he's with. Well, Bill Clinton is a married man. Captain Kirk is a single man with out any long term relationships in TOS (umm, you K/S slash fans be quiet!).

If I were single and in command of a Starship I would not be blowing a flute like Picard does (hello Zhang), heck no..I would be out there bedding every woman in the universe too. Infact I think that is one of the reasons men like Kirk. The guy has it made. He can score with the chics on a planet, and then come back to the ship and be fawned over by his Yoemen.

What if YOU were a single Starship Captain?

Rob
Scorpio

 

[TheLonelySquire]

Well, I was talking to one of my best buddies for over 20 years about Kirk vs. Picard. I asked him who he preferred as a Captain because he loves both TOS and TNG.

Let me preface his response by saying that he's a black guy. He thought about it for a bit and said something like "Kirk! He did green bitches, blue bitches, etc.... He's equal opportunity!"

Tasteless, but funny....

 

[CaptainStoner]

Well, I was talking to one of my best buddies for over 20 years about Kirk vs. Picard. I asked him who he preferred as a Captain because he loves both TOS and TNG.

Let me preface his response by saying that he's a black guy. He thought about it for a bit and said something like "Kirk! He did green bitches, blue bitches, etc.... He's equal opportunity!"

Tasteless, but funny....

It was very funny around 20 or 30 years ago when the routine was first done, I'm not sure by who. Might have been Eddie Murphy.

Let's not forget that the reason Picard played a Ressikan flute was in honor and memory of an entire lifetime lived on an alien world, in which Picard had two children. Not exactly a ladies man, but not too shabby, boys and girls. Comparisons of playing the tin whistle and simulated fellatio are more tired than the routine about Kirk bagging the green and blue bitches.

 

[M'Sharak]

Well, I was talking to one of my best buddies for over 20 years about Kirk vs. Picard. I asked him who he preferred as a Captain because he loves both TOS and TNG.

Let me preface his response by saying that he's a black guy. He thought about it for a bit and said something like "Kirk! He did green bitches, blue bitches, etc.... He's equal opportunity!"

Tasteless, but funny....

It was very funny around 20 or 30 years ago when the routine was first done, I'm not sure by who. Might have been Eddie Murphy.

It was Eddie Murphy, in the concert film Delirious, 25 years ago. It was Murphy's delivery which made it work more than the words.


The poll makes no sense, so I didn't vote.

 

[Forbin]

Hey, it was the 60s. Bond bagged a new babe (or 2) in each movie. Kirk bagged a new babe in each episode. James West bagged a new babe in each episode. Col Hogan bagged a new babe in each....

It was a theme of the times. Free love, baby.

It kinda screwed me up emotionally for life, 'cause it never worked for me.

 

[Hermiod]

Why are we applying 20th century standards of monogamy to a 23rd century character ?

 

[Temis the Vorta]

The "womanizer" tag is really very overdone. Kirk obviously had strong attachments to both Edith Keeler and Miramanee, and it's not his fault they croaked. And that Scalosian chick effectively raped him, so he's off the hook for that.

The Horta babe obviously was far more interested in Spock than Kirk. (Overall, the consensus among females of all species is that when Spock is in the room, Kirk doesn't even exist. )

Anyway, even as a horndog, I far prefer to Kirk to neuter old granny Picard. But both pale in comparison to The Sisko!

Captain Kirk is a single man with out any long term relationships in TOS (umm, you K/S slash fans be quiet!).

Where's that avatar...no, not the one with the frakkin sombrero!

The next time your wife complains, explain to her that Kirk's unrequited love for Spock is what's driving him to overcompensate with absurd levels of heterosexuality. Obviously he is repressing something!

 

[TheLonelySquire]

Well, I was talking to one of my best buddies for over 20 years about Kirk vs. Picard. I asked him who he preferred as a Captain because he loves both TOS and TNG.

Let me preface his response by saying that he's a black guy. He thought about it for a bit and said something like "Kirk! He did green bitches, blue bitches, etc.... He's equal opportunity!"

Tasteless, but funny....

It was very funny around 20 or 30 years ago when the routine was first done, I'm not sure by who. Might have been Eddie Murphy.

Let's not forget that the reason Picard played a Ressikan flute was in honor and memory of an entire lifetime lived on an alien world, in which Picard had two children. Not exactly a ladies man, but not too shabby, boys and girls. Comparisons of playing the tin whistle and simulated fellatio are more tired than the routine about Kirk bagging the green and blue bitches.

Hey, THANKS for that! Now I can call him on it!

 

[indranee]

canonically, he only "shagged" four women. the rest were just pecks and hugs and intense eye contact.

 

[MANT!]

http://allyourtrekarebelongto.us/toswomen.htm

 

[indranee]

^ and this:
http://www.thecaptainkirkpage.com/kirksex.html

the site says 3 (Kirk has actual sex). I say 4.