My song is strongly DS9 themed, but yours can be from any of the tv shows or movies. Engage!
"Hologram"
(sung to the tune of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel)
It's three o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
An old klingon is there sitting next to me
Makin' love to his bloodwine and gin
He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a warrior's robes"
La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song, you're the Hologram
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright
Now Quark at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Vic, I believe this is killing me"
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a holo-star
If I could get out of this place"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Now Jake is a upcoming journalist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Garak, who sells lots of fabric
And probably will be for life
And Miss Leeta is practicing politics
As the Ferengi slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone
Sing us a song you're the Hologram
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the Captain gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the holosuite sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put Lat in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song you're the Hologram
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright
"Hologram"
(sung to the tune of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel)
It's three o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
An old klingon is there sitting next to me
Makin' love to his bloodwine and gin
He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a warrior's robes"
La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song, you're the Hologram
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright
Now Quark at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Vic, I believe this is killing me"
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a holo-star
If I could get out of this place"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Now Jake is a upcoming journalist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Garak, who sells lots of fabric
And probably will be for life
And Miss Leeta is practicing politics
As the Ferengi slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone
Sing us a song you're the Hologram
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the Captain gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the holosuite sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put Lat in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song you're the Hologram
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright
