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Re-Write Lyrics to Classic Songs using Star Trek Characters

Admiral Archer

Captain
Captain
My song is strongly DS9 themed, but yours can be from any of the tv shows or movies. Engage!

"Hologram"
(sung to the tune of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel)

It's three o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
An old klingon is there sitting next to me
Makin' love to his bloodwine and gin

He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a warrior's robes"

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Sing us a song, you're the Hologram
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright

Now Quark at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Vic, I believe this is killing me"
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a holo-star
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now Jake is a upcoming journalist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Garak, who sells lots of fabric
And probably will be for life

And Miss Leeta is practicing politics
As the Ferengi slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone

Sing us a song you're the Hologram
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the Captain gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the holosuite sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put Lat in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Sing us a song you're the Hologram
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright
 
I already did this a while ago, but here goes:

Cardassians (sung to the tune of 'Israelites' by Desmond Dekker and Leslie Kong)

Get up in the morning, get my weapon ready,
To fight and liberate all of Bajor
From, the Cardiassians, yeah

Get up in the morning, get my weapon ready,
To fight and liberate all of Bajor
From, the Cardiassians, yeah

My wife and my kids, they're no longer with me,
She's now one of Gul Dukat's comfort ladies!
Oh, those Cardiassians

Look, my life expectancy short, my chance of survival uncertain
I hope to die and see the Prophets soon!
After I kill me some Cardassians, yeah

I won't live long to see my people free, I know
Bat at least I'll have freed all of Bajor
From the slavery of them Cardassians!

(Instrumental break)

Get up in the morning, get my weapon ready,
To fight and liberate all of Bajor
From, the Cardiassians, yeah

My wife and my kids, they're no longer with me,
She's now one of Gul Dukat's comfort ladies!
Oh, those Cardiassians

Look, my life expectancy short, my chance of survival uncertain
I hope to die and see the Prophets soon!
After I kill me some Cardassians, yeah

I won't live long to see my people free, I know
But at least I'll have freed all of Bajor
From the slavery of them Cardassians!
From the slavery, the slavery, the slavery of them Cardassians
(I won't stop 'till my people are free)
From the slavery, the slavery, the slavery of them Cardassians
I wanna kill a ton of them spoonheads...

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(To the tune of Queen's "Flash")

KIRK! AAH-AAAAH!
Savior of the universe!

KIRK! AAH-AAAAH!
He'll save every one of us!

KIRK! AAH-AAAAH!
He's a miracle!

KIRK! AAH-AAAAH!
King of the impossible!

He's for every one of us
Stand for every one of us
He'l fight with a mighty hand
Every Gorn, every Klingon
Every Khan, it's the Mighty Kirk!

(What do you mean, "James Kirk is approaching"???)
(Open fire, all disruptors!)
(Dispatch a Bird of Prey to retrieve his body!)

KIRK! AAH-AAAAH!

(Kirk! Still alive, old friend?)

KIRK! AAH-AAAAH!
He'll save every one of us!

Just a man, with a man's courage
You know he's nothing but a man
Who doesn't like to lose
No one but the pure of heart
can beat the Kobayashi Maru
Oh-oh, oh-oh

KIRK!
 
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