C'mon, Enterprise S3, I'm trying to work with you here. Your premiere sucked, but at least we got into the Expanse. Then Anomaly perpetuated the lie that torture generally works, but it was well-paced and had some good action. Extinction was ludicrous, with its near-instant interspecies morphing, but I kinda liked it anyways, in a goofy sort of way.
But then you serve up the ultimate crap sandwich with "Rajiin". There's pages' worth of awful, but I'll focus on a few points:
- Archer dines with a prostitute/slave... alone. Apparently his mind is still warped by the whole morphing-into-an-alien thing, because that's wildly inappropriate in ten different ways. He also doesn't assign her a minder, because it's not as though they're on an important mission or anything.
- Rajiin beats the crap outta T'Pol, who (unless B&B forgot) is a Vulcan and thus pretty darn strong, but he still enters her brig cell alone and unobserved. Then the ship is attacked, and he just stands there in the brig, waiting for the play-by-play.
- The Xindi beat the crap outta our guys and then leave. We see several MACOs dropped. Are they dead, or just stunned? Are we really expected not to ask?
And then, just to put a cherry of awful on top of everything, after introducing this totally hot babe who might actually turn into an interesting character, she's never heard from again. I know, because I Memory Alpha'd her, queasily expecting that to be the case.
The Netflix Instant directory should have a big, bold "Warning: this ep really blows chunks" label on it.

But then you serve up the ultimate crap sandwich with "Rajiin". There's pages' worth of awful, but I'll focus on a few points:
- Archer dines with a prostitute/slave... alone. Apparently his mind is still warped by the whole morphing-into-an-alien thing, because that's wildly inappropriate in ten different ways. He also doesn't assign her a minder, because it's not as though they're on an important mission or anything.
- Rajiin beats the crap outta T'Pol, who (unless B&B forgot) is a Vulcan and thus pretty darn strong, but he still enters her brig cell alone and unobserved. Then the ship is attacked, and he just stands there in the brig, waiting for the play-by-play.
- The Xindi beat the crap outta our guys and then leave. We see several MACOs dropped. Are they dead, or just stunned? Are we really expected not to ask?
And then, just to put a cherry of awful on top of everything, after introducing this totally hot babe who might actually turn into an interesting character, she's never heard from again. I know, because I Memory Alpha'd her, queasily expecting that to be the case.
The Netflix Instant directory should have a big, bold "Warning: this ep really blows chunks" label on it.


