QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

[Herkimer Jitty]

I WILL SHOUT UNTIL THE SURFACE OF THE BBS IS BUT SHATTERED GLASS!!!

SHOUTING IS THE WILL OF THE GODS!!!!

AND I...? I AM THEIR INSTRUMENT!!!!!

 

[6079SmithW]

YOU ARE ALL, ALL OF YOU, VERMIN!!!!!!!!! COWERING IN THE THREADS, THINKING...WHAT?!?!?! THAT YOU MIGHT ESCAPE THE COMING SHOUTING?!?!?!?!?! YOUR FORUM WILL BE SHOUTED AT UNTIL ITS SURFACE IS BUT GLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kirsten187]

SHATTERED GLASS, NO LESS!!

 

[Admiral Shran]

IT'S OCTOBER!!!!! HALLOWEEN IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!!!!!

 

[kirsten187]

HOW DID IT GET TO OCTOBER? ONLY 3 MONTHS TO GO UNTIL 2012!!!

 

[6079SmithW]

2012 IS UPON US!!!!!!! REPENT, FOR THE END IS NIGH!!!!!!!!

 

[kirsten187]

NEVER! THE END IS NEVER NIGH! I WILL NOT BELIEVE IT!!

 

[6079SmithW]

ARE YOU CALLING THE MAYANS LIARS?!?!?!

 

[kirsten187]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MENTIONED THE MAYANS! IT WAS NOT I!

 

[Admiral Shran]

I'M CALLING THE MAYANS LIARS!!!!!

SUPPOSEDLY THEY COULD PREDICT THE END OF OUR CIVILIZATION WITH PERFECT CERTAINTY YET FAILED TO PREDICT THE END OF THEIR OWN?!?!?!?!?!

BULLSHIT!!!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ AGREED!! BESIDES, THE MAYANS NEVER PREDICTED THE END OF THE WORLD, JUST ONE CALENDAR CYCLE!!!

DECEMBER 31ST ISN'T THE END OF THE WORLD, IS IT???

 

[Rush Limborg]

^ AGREED!! BESIDES, THE MAYANS NEVER PREDICTED THE END OF THE WORLD, JUST ONE CALENDAR CYCLE!!!

EXACTLY!!! A BUNCH OF NUTJOBS TOOK THE MAYAN CALANDER--AND THE FACT THAT THE MAYANS JUST DECIDED TO STOP CHARTING THE STARS' PATHS AFTER SO MANY CYCLES--TO MEAN, "THE END OF THE WORLD!" IS NIGH!!!

 

[Rush Limborg]

BEES?!?!?!?!?!

YES...THE BEES...KNOW!!!


WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY KNOW--BUT WE'RE NOT BEES, SO IT MAKES SENSE THAT WE WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT THE BEES KNOW!

 

[6079SmithW]

WHATEVER THEY KNOW, IT MUST BE SOME SERIOUS BEES-NESS!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

WAX ON, WAX OFF!!!

 

[Timewalker]

HOW DID IT GET TO OCTOBER? ONLY 3 MONTHS TO GO UNTIL 2012!!!

I ALREADY ATE MY HALLOWEEN CANDY!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

THE CANDY-MAN CAN!!
THE CANDY-MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE FILLS THE WORLD WITH LOVE AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD!!!

 

[Rush Limborg]

WHO CAN TAKE THE SUN-RISE?
(WHO CAN TAKE THE SUN-RISE?)
SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW?
(SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW?)

COVER IT IN CHOCOLATE, AND A MIRACLE OR TWO--

THE CANDY-MAN!
(THE CANDY-MAN!)

OH--

THE CANDY-MAN CAN!!

(THE CANDY-MAN CAN!)

THE CANDY-MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE FILLS THE WORLD WITH LOVE AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD!!!

(MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD!!!)

 

[Admiral Shran]

THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY OF KNOWING WHICH DIRECTION WE ARE GOING!!!!! THERE'S NO KNOWING WHERE WE'RE ROWING OR WHICH WAY THE RIVER'S FLOWING!!!!!

IS IT RAINING?!?!?!?!?! IS IT SNOWING?!?!?!?!?! IS A HURRICANE A-BLOWING?!?!?!?!?!

NOT A SPECK OF LIGHT IS SHOWING SO THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING!!!!! ARE THE FIRES OF HELL A-GLOWING?!?!?!?!?! IS THE GRISLY REAPER MOWING?!?!?!?!?! YES!!!!!!!!!!

THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING FOR THE ROWERS KEEP ON ROWING!!!!! AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rush Limborg]

^(Cricket chirp, cricket chirp, cricket chirp....)