QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

[Rush Limborg]

HOW-DY DO, STINK-Y FWOG-GY MAN AND FRIENDS?

I AM--BAH...AM: HIGH PRIEST OF THE BOARS!!!

 

[SPCTRE]

THE BIG DOG PITBULLS ARE OFFICIALLY IN THE BUILDING!!!!!!!

 

[F. King Daniel]

FORGIVE ME, BUT I REALLY NEED TO YELL THIS RIGHT NOW: FUUUUUCCK!!!

 

[Rush Limborg]

THE COLORFUL METAPHORS!!!

 

[SPCTRE]

I REALLY WISH THAT YOU WERE SMALLER
NOT JUST SMALL BUT REALLY REALLY SHORT
SO I COULD PUT YOU IN MY POCKET
AND CARRY YOU AROUND ALL DAY!!!!

 

[Rush Limborg]

^AS I HAVE SAID--I AM A HARMLESS, LOVABLE LITTLE FUZZBALL!

 

[Klingon Empire]

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

 

[ChristopherPike]

Spock: "Doctor McCoy, I need something to help me sleep at night. I can't forget sensing the death screams of over a billion Vulcans. It's the PAIN. The PAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!"

McCoy: "Sounds like a side-effect of the rebootanal, I putcha on. Take two hypos a day of this and reality will be back to normal in no time."

 

[Rush Limborg]

^SPEAK UP!!! I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING OTHER THAN "PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN"!!!

 

[CommanderRaytas]

JESUS, I'M GONE FOR A FEW WEEKS AND YOU GUYS HEAD STRAIGHT BACK TO THE TORTURE CHAMBER!

 

[SPCTRE]

MY BABY TAKES THE MORNING TRAIN
HE WORKS FROM NINE TO FIVE AND THEN
HE TAKES ANOTHER HOME AGAIN
TO FIND ME WAITIN' FOR HIM!!!!!!

 

[Timewalker]

IT'S 26C HERE TODAY! IT'S TOO DAMN HOT!!!

 

[CommanderRaytas]

SUSANNAH-MIO, DIVIDED GIRL OF MINE! PARKED HER RIG IN THE DIXIE PIG IN THE YEAR OF '99!

SAY TRUE!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

MY DARLIN', YOU LEFT ME A-SOBBIN' AND CRYIN',
YOU TOOK MY BEST FRIEND AND AWAY YOU DID GO,
I WISH YOU'D COME BACK, 'CUZ MY HEART IS BREAKIN',
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT, 'CUZ I MISS HIM SO!!

WHERE, WHERE ARE YOU TONIGHT?
WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME HERE ALL ALONE?
I SEARCHED THE WORLD OVER AND I THOUGHT I FOUND TRUE LOVE,
YOU MET ANOTHER AND PHBBT! YOU WAS GONE!!!

 

[Rush Limborg]

BRAIN AND BRAIN--WHAT IS BRAIN?!?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

BRAIN SALAD SURGERY!!

 

[SPCTRE]

SUSANNAH-MIO, DIVIDED GIRL OF MINE! PARKED HER RIG IN THE DIXIE PIG IN THE YEAR OF '99!

SAY TRUE!

YOU SAY TRUE, I SAY THANKYA!!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

DID'EE COME COMMALA???!?

 

[Deranged Nasat]

TO THE TUNE OF "THE ELEMENT SONG!"


ANDORIAN, ENOLIAN, ANTEDEAN, YRIDIAN,

TARKALEAN, TALARIAN, FRUNALIAN, DEVIDIAN,

EL-AURIAN, KRIOSIAN, KOBHEERIAN AND KYRIAN,

CIRCASSIAN, DENOBULAN, RIGELLIAN AND VIDIIAN...


THERE'S MAZARITE, EFROSIAN, XYRILLIAN, PROMELLIAN,

AND ANTICAN, DOPTERIAN, EKOSIAN, AURELIAN,

AND ATREAN AND LURIAN, AND XINDI, TRILL AND VORTA,

AND TAVNIAN, CARDASSIAN, AND VULCAN, BREEN AND HORTA...


THERE'S GALLAMITE AND GRAZERITE AND GORN AND SKORR AND BOLIAN,

AND BETAZOID AND ARKENITE AND ROMULAN AND THOLIAN,

THERE'S TELLARITE AND ULLIAN AND KOBLIAD AND TAKRET...

AND ALSO MANY OTHERS THAT WE HAVEN'T EVEN MET YET!!!

 

[CommanderRaytas]

SUSANNAH-MIO, DIVIDED GIRL OF MINE! PARKED HER RIG IN THE DIXIE PIG IN THE YEAR OF '99!

SAY TRUE!

YOU SAY TRUE, I SAY THANKYA!!!!

SO I DO!

HILE WORDSLINGER!