QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

[Rush Limborg]

I HEAR TELL ROBAU'S STARE CAUSED BIN LADEN TO SLOWLY BURN FROM THE INSIDE OUT.

THE "BURYING AT SEA" THINK WAS JUST SO THE U.S. NAVY COULD KEEP CONFIDENTIAL...OUR SECRET WEAPON....


OH--AND ROBAU ENSURED THAT BIN LADEN WOULD HAVE NO DOWNSTAIRS, IN CASE THE DEVIL HAS 72 "SMOKING HOT" (PUN INTENDED) VIRGINS TO SPARE....

: "AH, BIN LADEN, MY GOOD AND FAITHFUL SERVENT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ALL THAT--MY GALS ARE 1,000 TIMES MORE 'HOT' THAN THE GALS IN PARADISE...."

BIN LADEN: "AH...BUT I CAN'T HAVE THEM--THE ROBAU SUBJECTED ME TO ETERNAL CASTRATION!"

: "OH...WELL...STINKS TO BE YOU, I GUESS!"

BIN LADEN: "DANG IT--THIS IS HELL!"

 

[Timewalker]

MY COMPUTER IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! WHERE'S KIRK WHEN YOU NEED HIM????

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU CAN DEFEAT AL-QAEDA BY SIMPLY POINTING AT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CommanderRaytas]

NO!!!!! NOT THE LENS FLARE GLARE!!!!!!! A MOVE FAR TOO POWERFUL TO BE WIELDING IN HUMBLE FORUMS SUCH AS THIS!!!!!!

OH, AND I WILL TRY!!!!!!! I COULD TOTALLY PULL A LEONIDAS ON YOU!!!!!!

THIS. IS. STAR TREK!!!!!!!! *KICKS YOU INTO A BLACK HOLE*

.....BUT WHY? I NEVER SAID ANYTHING BAD ABOUT STAR TREK!

 

[F. King Daniel]

WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE STINK??!!

WHAT IS THEIR FUCKING EXCUSE?!?!

THEY DON'T HAVE ANY!!!!!

WASH, FFS!!! IT'S NOT HARD!!!!!

THERE'S NO NEED TO WALK AROUND SMELLING LIKE YOU PUKED IN YOUR POCKETS LAST MONTH!!!!!!

THERE'S NO NEED!!! NONE AT ALL!!!!!!



BE CLEAN AND SMELL NICE, PEOPLE OF THE SHOUTING SPOCK THREAD!!!!!!!!!

 

[CommanderRaytas]

MAYBE THEY ARE AGAINST THE GLOBALISATION OF SHAMPOO AND SOAP!

.....WHAT? IT'S A THEORY....

 

[DaveyNY]

I WONDER IF THE OP'ER HAD ANY INKLING OF HOW EPIC THIS THREAD WOULD BECOME!!!


COGLEY WHERE ARE YOU!!!???

 

[cooleddie74]

COGLEY HAS MERGED WITH ROBAU AND BECOME ONE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Skellington]

THOU SHALT NOT ADULTERATE THE ROBAU!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU APPROVED OF THE MERGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S THAT BADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

ACCORDING TO GERMAN TV, CHAKOTAY TOOK OUT BIN LADEN!!

GERMAN TV IS NEVER WRONG!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

NOW IS THE TIME ON SPROCKETS WHEN WE SHOUT!!!

DIE FRAUEN!!

 

[CommanderRaytas]

I HEAR THE THREAD WILL BE CLOSED ONCE IT REACHES I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY POSTS!

THE HORROR!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

THE SHOUTING CAN NEVER DIE!!

ONLY THE THREAD WHICH HOSTS IT!!

 

[CommanderRaytas]

WE'LL CARRY ON!
WE'LL CARRY ON!
AND THOUGH YOU'RE DEAD AND GONE, BELIEVE ME,
YOUR MEMORY WILL CARRY ON!

 

[cooleddie74]

EVEN JOHN OATES' MOUSTACHE LEARNED HOW TO SHOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I CAN'T GO FOR THAT! NO CAN DO!

 

[CommanderRaytas]

AH, COME ON, BE A SPORT!

....SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I AM AFRAID I MISSED THE JOKE!!

PLEASE COMMENCE SHOUTING IN MY EAR TO PUNISH ME FOR THIS SIN!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

THE JOKE IS IN YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!