QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

SCRIPT NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN WHY AM IN THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mach5]

I WANT THAT BLOND CHICK FROM CHUCK TO PLAY CAROL FRAKKING MARCUS!!!!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

CAROL MARCUS DIED DURING THE ROMULAN ATTACK SHE WAS JETSKIING IN THE WATER AND WAS BLOWN APART BY THE DRILL!!!!!!!!! DID YOU NOT GET THIS MEMO??!!!!!!!!

 

[Mach5]

THERE WERE 14 DIFFERENT CAROLS MARCUS' IN THE BAY AREA AT THE TIME! THAT ONE WAS A 67 Y.O. GYM TEACHER!!!!!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

DON'T DISS MY DREAMS MACH5, WE ALL HAVE TO DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

SO DO YOU THINK 'CUPCAKE' WAS GARY MITCHELL? OR BEN FINNEY??!?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

HE WAS FINNEY, FINNEY FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST ATE TOO MANY CUPCAKES DURING HIS ACADEMY DAYS!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

HE LEFT OPEN THE CIRCUIT TO THE ATOMIC MATTER PILES!!

WHICH SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY BAD CASE OF HEMORRHOIDS!!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE OFF CUPCAKES, THE ANAL WALLS THEY CANNA HOLD CAPTAIN!!!!

 

[CommanderRaytas]

L&O: CRIMINAL INTENT IS COMING BACK! BUT ONLY FOR 8 EPISODES!! DAMMIT!! AT LEAST THEY GOT GOREN AND EAMES BACK AS WELL!!!

AWESOME!

NOT AS AWESOME AS CRIMINAL MINDS, THOUGH!

SPENCER REID FOR THE WIN!

 

[Mach5]

ITT: PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T HEARD OF "THE WIRE"!!!!!

ARGH!

 

[Dancing Doctor]

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE OFF CUPCAKES, THE ANAL WALLS THEY CANNA HOLD CAPTAIN!!!!

I CAN FEEL MY GORGE RISING!

 

[Rush Limborg]

^THE NEED FOR ALKA-SELTZER!!!

PLOP-PLOP! TISS-TISS!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH....

 

[F. King Daniel]

FORCEFIELD OF SOME KIND!!!

 

[Dancing Doctor]

I NEED FOOD NOW!

PLOMEEK SOUP? MMMMM!

 

[6079SmithW]

WHAT VILLAIN DO I WANT TO SEE IN TREK XII?!?!?! NUKHAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rush Limborg]

^FULL POWER!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

THAT SOUNDS REALLY...SOUPER!!

 

[6079SmithW]

LETTUCE PROCLAIM THE MYSTERY OF FAITH!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

IT'S POULTRY IN MOTION!!