QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

[Rush Limborg]

(As Jack Bauer)

SO STOP WASTING MY TIME--GIMME A NAME!!!

 

[Skellington]

WHERE'S THE BOMB?

 

[F. King Daniel]

LEELO LULA MULA MILLA WHAT THE HECKERS ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!

DIDN'T YOU EVER SEE THE FIFTH ELEMENT??! MILLA JOVOVICH GAVE ME A LIFELONG THING FOR SKINNY GIRLS WITH CRAZY HAIR!!! SHE HAS MUCH TO ANSWER FOR!!!!

 

[Rush Limborg]

^"SKINNY GIRL" IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT--YOU COULD SEE THE WOMAN'S RIBS, FOR GOODNESS SAKE!

I DON'T WANNA GO ON A RANT, HERE, BUT THE FACT THAT "THE FIFTH ELEMENT" PORTRAYS THE PERFECT HUMAN AS AN ANOREXIC SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT OUR CULTURE!

FOR PETE'S SAKE, WE'VE GOT OURSELVES GIRLS OBSESSED WITH BEING THIN, TO THE EXTENT THAT THEY'RE STARVING THEMSELVES!

THE LAST THING WE NEED IS A FILM WHICH HYPES UP THE PERFECT HUMAN...AND GIVES THE ACTRESS PLAYING HER NOTHING TO EAT!!!

COURSE...THAT'S JUST MY OPINION, I COULD BE WRONG!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

JEAN-BAPTISTE EMMANUEL ZORG!!!!!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO WATCH MORE THAN FIFTEEN MINUTES OF THE FIFTH ELEMENT, I KNOW I KNOW, IT'S A GENETIC DEFECT WHAT CAN I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[F. King Daniel]

I THOUGHT THE FILM WAS AWFUL!!!! BUT MILLA'S SO YUMMY I SAT THOUGH IT!!!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I ONLY SPEAK TWO LANGUAGES: ENGLISH AND BAD ENGLISH!!

 

[Thor Damar]

^{MUST RESIST TEMPTATION TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT AMERICAN ENGLISH...}

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

BRUCE WILLIS AD-LIBBED THAT LINE, BY THE WAY!!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

MY DISSERTATION IS FINISHED! GO, DISSERTATION, AND NEVER DARKEN MY LAPTOP SCREEN AGAIN!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

LOLLY LOLLY LOLLY, GET YOUR ADVERBS HERE!!!

 

[Thor Damar]

CONGRATULATIONS ON COMPLETING YOUR ACADEMIC WORK THINGY...

I THINK MY BRAIN HATES ME FOR I FEEL VERY STUPID TODAY.

DO'H!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

BRAIN AND BRAIN! WHAT IS BRAIN?!?

 

[Thor Damar]

SEE WHAT I MEAN? THE EVIL SO AND SO HAS GOT IN IN FOR ME.

HANG ON...IF MY BRAIN HATES ME THEN WHO ON EARTH IS WRITING THIS THEN?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

BRAINS FROM 'THUNDERBIRDS' IS WRITING IT!!!

 

[Dancing Doctor]

PAIN AND DELIGHT!

 

[Rush Limborg]

SEE WHAT I MEAN? THE EVIL SO AND SO HAS GOT IN IN FOR ME.

HANG ON...IF MY BRAIN HATES ME THEN WHO ON EARTH IS WRITING THIS THEN?

THE MYSTIC SAID, "HE WHO KNOWS, DOES NOT SPEAK--HE WHO SPEAKS, DOES NOT KNOW."

WELL...DID HE SPEAK?

AND IF HE SPOKE, THEN HE DOES NOT KNOW--AND IF HE DOES NOT KNOW, DOES IT REALLY MATTER IF HE SPOKE?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

IT ONLY MATTERS IF HE SHOUTED!!!! HE WHO KNOWS, SHOUTS!!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

YES! TO SHOUT, OR TO SHOUT LOUDER, THAT IS THE QUESTION!!!