THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE, THE CAKE IS AN OMISSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!
- Thread starter Samuel T. Cogley
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IT'S A CAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!
I WANT A STRAWBERRY OREO MILKSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
DOES YELLOW CAKE URANIUM COUNT?!?!?!
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IMAGINE IF CAPTAIN PIKE WAS INSTEAD CAPTAIN CARP!! OR CAPTAIN BREAM! THE MIND BOGGLES!!
ALL HAIL THE BEAM OF THE TURTLE AND THE BEAR!
AH-WANNA--EVERYBODY'S HEARD...ABOUT THE BIRD--
(duh-duh-duh--)
BIRD-BIRD-BIRD, THE BIRD IS THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD-BIRD-BIRD, THE BIRD'S THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD-BIRD-BIRD, WELL THE BIRD IS THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD...BIRD, THE BIRD'S THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD-BIRD-BIRD, WELL THE BIRD IS THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD...BIRD, THE BIRD'S THE WORD.
I SAY THAT--
DON'T YOU KNOW--ABOUT THE BIRD?
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL--
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD!!!
I SAY THE
BIRD, BIRD--THE BIRD'S THE WORD
I SAY THE--
(Drum section)
AH-WANNA--EVERYBODY'S HEARD...ABOUT THE BIRD--
(duh-duh-duh--)
BIRD-BIRD-BIRD, THE BIRD IS THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD-BIRD-BIRD, THE BIRD'S THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD-BIRD-BIRD, WELL THE BIRD IS THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD...BIRD, THE BIRD'S THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD-BIRD-BIRD, WELL THE BIRD IS THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD...BIRD, THE BIRD'S THE WORD.
I SAY THAT--
DON'T YOU KNOW--ABOUT THE BIRD?
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL--
EVERYBODY TALKIN' ABOUT THE BIRD!!!
I SAY THE
BIRD, BIRD--THE BIRD'S THE WORD
I SAY THE--BIRD! (music stops)
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR--
FERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR--
BIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD--
BBOIOOBODSPOBFOSIJOIDJDKLSJIORFEUIORUIOU#*U*#U*(&*(#&^@&*YIHRUI#@YR*(OTHTIO$#Y@*(Y*Y#UIY&*!Y*(U#*()DFHKLJHKLJUEWOIJKBKJAHDSJKHDJHFKBVC{{DDG
U@*OUIUEQIYR#UIOFUDLJALLKDKLSAJLKFJLKJLKJALKJLAKF
BWAH--BWAH--HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH....
(long, high-pitched GASP)
AH-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-
POW, MOW-MOW, POP-POP-POW, MOW-MOW--
(music starts up)
POW, MOW-MOW, POP-POP-POW, MOW-MOW--
POP-POW, MOW, POP-POP-POW, MOW-MOW--
MOW, MOW, MOW, POP-POP-POW, MOW-MOW--
MOW, MOW, MOW, POP-POP, MOW MOW-MOW--
MOW, MOW, MOW, POP--POW, MOW-MOW--
MOW, MOW, MOW, POP--POW-MOW-MOW--
MOW, MOW, MOW, POP--POW-MOW-MOW--
POP-POW-MOW--
DON'T YOU KNOW--ABOUT THE BIRD?
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL--
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD!!!
("pow-mows" fade out....)
(duh-duh-duh--)
BIRD-BIRD-BIRD, THE BIRD IS THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD-BIRD-BIRD, THE BIRD'S THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD-BIRD-BIRD, WELL THE BIRD IS THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD...BIRD, THE BIRD'S THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD-BIRD-BIRD, WELL THE BIRD IS THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD...BIRD, THE BIRD'S THE WORD.
I SAY THAT--
DON'T YOU KNOW--ABOUT THE BIRD?
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL--
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD!!!
I SAY THE
BIRD, BIRD--THE BIRD'S THE WORD
I SAY THE--
(Drum section)
AH-WANNA--EVERYBODY'S HEARD...ABOUT THE BIRD--
(duh-duh-duh--)
BIRD-BIRD-BIRD, THE BIRD IS THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD-BIRD-BIRD, THE BIRD'S THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD-BIRD-BIRD, WELL THE BIRD IS THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD...BIRD, THE BIRD'S THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD-BIRD-BIRD, WELL THE BIRD IS THE WORD.
I SAY THE
BIRD...BIRD, THE BIRD'S THE WORD.
I SAY THAT--
DON'T YOU KNOW--ABOUT THE BIRD?
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL--
EVERYBODY TALKIN' ABOUT THE BIRD!!!
I SAY THE
BIRD, BIRD--THE BIRD'S THE WORD
I SAY THE--BIRD! (music stops)
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR--
FERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR--
BIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD--
BBOIOOBODSPOBFOSIJOIDJDKLSJIORFEUIORUIOU#*U*#U*(&*(#&^@&*YIHRUI#@YR*(OTHTIO$#Y@*(Y*Y#UIY&*!Y*(U#*()DFHKLJHKLJUEWOIJKBKJAHDSJKHDJHFKBVC{{DDG
U@*OUIUEQIYR#UIOFUDLJALLKDKLSAJLKFJLKJLKJALKJLAKF
BWAH--BWAH--HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH....
(long, high-pitched GASP)
AH-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-
POW, MOW-MOW, POP-POP-POW, MOW-MOW--
(music starts up)
POW, MOW-MOW, POP-POP-POW, MOW-MOW--
POP-POW, MOW, POP-POP-POW, MOW-MOW--
MOW, MOW, MOW, POP-POP-POW, MOW-MOW--
MOW, MOW, MOW, POP-POP, MOW MOW-MOW--
MOW, MOW, MOW, POP--POW, MOW-MOW--
MOW, MOW, MOW, POP--POW-MOW-MOW--
MOW, MOW, MOW, POP--POW-MOW-MOW--
POP-POW-MOW--
DON'T YOU KNOW--ABOUT THE BIRD?
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL--
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD!!!
("pow-mows" fade out....)
MADNESS?! THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
THE TRUTH? YOU WANT THE TRUTH EH? WELL, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. PAH! I DERIVE YOUR TRUTH HANDLING ABILITIES, NO TRUTH HANDLER YOU...
ATTEMPTED MURDER, NOW REALLY WHAT IS THAT?!! DO THEY GIVE A NOBEL PRIZE FOR ATTEMPTED CHEMISTRY?!!
FACE IT TREKBBS, YOU NEED ME. YOUR CONSCIENCES MAY HAVE FORCED YOU TO VOTE FEDERATION BUT WHAT YOU SECRETLY LONGED FOR WAS A COLD HEARTED CARDASSIAN TO LOWER TAXES, BRUTALIZE CRIMINALS AND RULE YOU LIKE A KING.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE AN EMPIRE TO RUN!
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE AN EMPIRE TO RUN!
FACTS ABOUT... TRAVIS MAYWEATHER??!
IT'S A FACTS THREAD WITH A DIFFERENCE!!!!
IT'S A FACTS THREAD WITH A DIFFERENCE!!!!
SHARDIK TO MATURIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEGATE DAMAR--DID--YOU--ORDER--THE CODE RED???
IT'S A FAKE!!!!!!!!!!
sorry
sorry
IT IS BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!
ONLY ROBAU IS BADASS ENOUGH TO HAVE A FACTS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!
I REALLY DON'T THINK ROBAU WOULD WANT ANY OF TRAVIS' FACTS!!!
IT'S SALMON CHANTED EVENING!!!
JIM, THEY ARE DYING!!!!!!!!!!
LET THEM DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
LET THEM DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
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