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QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

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HOMOPHONES, HOMOPHONES!
WHERE THE CREWS COME CRUISING DOWN THE PLANE!!
HOMOPHONES, HOMOPHONES!
I NEED MY KNEADED BISCUITS PLAIN!!
 
SOMEONE MENTIONED THE BEATLES, BEFORE--WELL, HERE'S A SONG WHERE THEY ACTUALLY DO SHOUT!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daKq6R5Oxvg

(guitar intro)
IT WAS TWENTY YEARS AGO, TO-DAY--
SERGENT PEPPER TAUGHT THE BAND TO PLAY!
THEY'VE BEEN GOIN' IN AND OUT OF STYLE--
BUT THEY'RE GURANTEED TO RAISE A SMILE!

SO MAY I INTRODUCE TO YOU--
THE ACT YOU'VE KNOWN FOR ALL THESE YEARS--

SERGENT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND!!!

(goofy trumpet section, amid laughter of audience)

WE'RE SERGENT PEPPER'S LONELY HEART'S CLUB BAND--
WE HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY THE SHOW...
SERGENT PEPPER'S LONELY HEART'S CLUB BAND--
SIT BACK AND LET THE EVENING GO!
(trumpet)

SERGENT PEPPER'S LONELY--
SERGENT PEPPER'S LONELY--
SERGENT PEPPER'S LONELY HEART'S CLUB BAND!!!

IT'S WONDERFUL TO BE HERE, IT'S CERTAINLY A THRILL--
YOU'RE SUCH A LOVELY AUDIENCE--
WE'D LIKE-TO-TAKE-YOU-HOME-WITH-US--
WE'D LOVE-TO-TAKE-YOU-HOME!!!

I DON'T REALLY WANNA STOP THE SHOW--
BUT I THOUGHT THAT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW--
THAT THE SINGER'S GONNA SING A SONG--
AND HE WANTS YOU ALL TO SING A-LONG!

SO LEMME INTRODUCE TO YOU--
THE ONE AND ONLY BILLY SHEARS--

AND--SERGENT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND!!!
 
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AND DAVID, NEVER FLITTING, STILL IS SITTING, STILL IS SITTING, IN THE GOVERNMENTAL OFFICE WITH A 10 ABOVE THE DOOR. AND HIS EYES HAVE ALL THE SEEMING OF A DEMON'S THAT IS DREAMING, AND THE LAMP-LIGHT O'ER HIM STREAMING THROWS HIS SHADOW ON THE FLOOR. AND OUR COUNTRY FROM THAT SHADOW THAT LIES FLOATING ON THE FLOOR SHALL BE LIFTED - NEVERMORE! ;)
 
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LOOKS LIKE THE HUMANS HAVE WON AGAIN, KANG!

DID THEY KODOS? YES, WE WERE STOPPED BY A HUMAN WITH A BROAD WITH A NAIL ON IT, BUT THEY WILL NOT STOP THERE. SOON THEY WILL BUILD BIGGER BOARDS WITH EVEN BIGGER NAILS UNTIL ON DAY THEY CREATE A BOARD WITH A NAIL SO BIG THAT IT WILL DESTROY THEIR ENTIRE PLANET!!!

BWWWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
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