QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I'LL HAVE A GIN AND TONIC!!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

I WANT MY FOX CHANNEL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SPCTRE]

THE VOY CAPTION CONTEST!!!! THE HILARITY!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

THE WOMEN!!

 

[SantaEddie74]

THE HILARIOUS WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Darth_Pinche]

PAUL THE PSYCHIC OCTOPUS IS DEAD!!! I AM UNMOVED!

 

[F. King Daniel]

ZOINKS!

 

[Rush Limborg]

RUH-ROH!!!

RUN, RSHAGGYYYYYYYYY!!!

 

[Thor Damar]

I AIN'T 'FRAID OF NO GHOST!!

 

[SPCTRE]

ZOINKS!

YOINK!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

PAUL THE PSYCHIC OCTOPUS IS DEAD!!! I AM UNMOVED!

NOOOOOOOO!! HE HAD SCARCELY BEGUN TO LIVE!!!

 

[Rush Limborg]

I AIN'T 'FRAID OF NO GHOST!!

WHEN THERE'S SOMETHIN' STRANGE--
IN YA NEIGHBO'HOOD...
WHO YA GONNA CALL?

 

[SPCTRE]

BACK OFF MAN, I'M A SCIENTIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jack Bauer]

THE HILARIOUS WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE NAKED WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

I AIN'T 'FRAID OF NO GHOST!!

WHEN THERE'S SOMETHIN' STRANGE--
IN YA NEIGHBO'HOOD...
WHO YA GONNA CALL?

ZUUL, MOTHER****ER, ZUUL!!!

(with apologies to the Nostalgia Critic )

 

[SantaEddie74]

THE HILARIOUS WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE NAKED WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE HILARIOUS FEMALE NUDITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jack Bauer]

AND IF ROSIE O'DONNELL WAS NAKED SPOCK WOULD RIP HIS INNER EYELIDS OUT AND STARE INTO THE BRIGHTEST SUN IN THE UNIVERSE AND GO BLIND!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

OH, THE HUMANITY!!!

 

[Jack Bauer]

YES, EVEN THE THOUGHT OF IT MAKES ME GREEN AROUND THE GILLS! WHY DID I EVEN TYPE SUCH A GROTESQUE THOUGHT AS THAT!?!

 

[Rush Limborg]

^(Don Rickles, on The View):

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH--

AND STARR JONES I THOUGHT WAS GONE!!!