AH, SO YOU'RE A WAFFLE MAN!
QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!
- Thread starter Samuel T. Cogley
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IT'S GOING OUT TO IDIOT STARFLEET!
SORRY, COULDN'T RESIST!
SORRY, COULDN'T RESIST!
21 SHIPS; TROW UP YOUR SHIELDS; GIVE UP THE FIGHT
NOW WITNESS THE FIREPOWER OF THIS FULLY OPERATIONAL BATTLESTATION!
NO, I LIKE FRENCH TOAST!
THE SUBLIMINAL MIND-FUCK...UH, ROMULUS?
(AND FRENCH TOAST IS GORGEOUS!)
DA-DA-DA-DA-DA! [/SIMPSONS THE MOVIE THEME]
LUKE! I MIGHT BE YOUR FATHER... I DON'T KNOW!
GIVEN THAT GOD IS INFINITE, AND THE UNIVERSE IS ALSO INFINITE...WOULD YOU LIKE A TOASTED TEA CAKE?
CHEERS! AND A BUCKET OF HOT; STEAMY COFFEE-BLISS IF YOU DON'T MIND!
A HAPPY CUPPA AND SOME CHICKINOBS! AND A SECRET BURGER, IF YOU DON'T MIND.... OH WAIT, I'M A VEGETARIAN!
AT LEAST YOU DRINK AND F***
BEGGING YOUR PARDON?
NO, THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION, ERROL! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT RHETORICAL QUESTIONS?
NO, THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION, ERROL! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT RHETORICAL QUESTIONS?
EVER WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
WHEN I REALLY WANNA WIND UP PEOPLE, I TAKE EVERY QUESTION AT FACE VALUE, AND EVERY STATEMENT SEMANTICALLY RATHER THAN IN ITS PRAGMATIC MEANING! IT DRIVES OTHERS UP THE WALL!
TOO MANY CASHEWS MAKE ME GO PLOP-PLOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHEN PEOPLE SAY TO YOU "GOOD MORNING! HOW ARE YOU?" DO YOU TELL THEM?!?!
WE NEED TO GET THIS THREAD UP TO 88 MILES PER HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GETTIN' JIGGAWATT WITH IT!!
HOW MUCH SHOUTING DO WE NEED FOR THAT?
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