QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

[6079SmithW]

The Robau float would shoot badassery from its eyes and convert everyone. The badassery would fade though, as the balloon moved on. Boo!!!

FIRST OF ALL, THE BADASSERY OF ROBAU NEVER FADES!!! SECOND, YOU ARE NOT USING CAPS OR ENOUGH EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!! I HAD TO STRAIN REALLY HARD JUST TO MAKE OUT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!!!!!!

 

[GhostFaceSaint]

THE PIE!!! IT'S ALMOST GONE!!!!

 

[Voyagerian]

WHY DID OUR ENTERPRISE NOT GET A CHEF TO THE PAR OF JONATHAN ARCHER'S!!!? OUR VESSEL IS MUCH LARGER!!! INJUSTICE!!!

 

[6079SmithW]

THERE WAS NO MORE ROOM FOR MESS HALLS AFTER THE INSTALLATION OF THE BREWERY!!!!!! BESIDES THEY USED THE MONEY TO HIRE A BARTENDER INSTEAD!!!!!!

 

[Voyagerian]

THAT SMUDGE IS STILL ON THE WINDOWSCREEN!!CHEKOV, I TOLD YOU, WINDEX, USE WINDEX!!!!!!

 

[6079SmithW]

"CAPTAIN!!!! ALL OF THE CONTROL DISPLAYS HAVE THE MESSAGE, 'NEW UPDATES AVAILABLE!!! WOULD YOU LIKE TO INSTALL NOW?!?!' WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND FOR OUR COURSE OF ACTION, SIR?!?!?!"

 

[Voyagerian]

MISTER CHEKOV!!! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT PLAYING HALO ON DUTY!!!!!?

 

[6079SmithW]

BUT SIR!!!!! DIS ES CALL OF DUTY!!! VHAT ABOUT PLAYING CALL OF DUTY VHILE ON DUTY?!?!

 

[Voyagerian]

THAT IS A PRIMITIVE WAR COMBAT/STRATEGY GAME!!WE ARE IN THE TWENTY-THIRD CENTURY!!!!HERE!!!(Punches in a code to console)TRY THIS!!-IT IS CALLED 'STAR TREK-BRIDGE COMMANDER.!!LEARN SOMETHING, ENSIGN-AND ONE DAY, YOU MAY BE AS ADEPT AS 'KEPTIN' KIRK!!!!

 

[GhostFaceSaint]

WHY ARE YOU YELLING ON THE BRIDGE?!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

THE HEADACHE THAT WON'T STOP HURTING MY EYES!!!!!!!

 

[GhostFaceSaint]

MORE SHOUTING WILL MAKE THE HEADACHE WORSE, UNTIL IT EVENTUALLY NUMBS!!! OF COURSE THAT MEANS YOU WILL PROBABLY BE DEAD!!! BUT AT LEAST THE HEADACHE WILL BE GONE!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

GOOD, SOUND MEDICAL ADVICE!!!!!!! I THANK YOU WHILE SHOUTING EVEN LOUDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GhostFaceSaint]

AH!!! NOW I HAVE A HEADACHE!!!! THE ADVILL!!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

THE OVER-THE-COUNTER PAIN RELIEF IN A TINY BOTTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

THE BITTER TASTE!!!!!!

 

[GhostFaceSaint]

DON'T TAKE THE TABLETS!!! TAKE THE GELLS IT WORKS FASTER!!!!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

THANKS FOR THE TIP GHOSTY!!!!!!! I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT!!!!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

PLOP PLOP, FIZZ FIZZ!!!!!!! OH, WHAT A RELIEF IT IS!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GhostFaceSaint]

WHY IS IT THAT IN THE 23RD CENTURY DOCTORS LIKE McCOY STILL DON'T HAVE A CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD!!! DAMMIT, HE'S A DOCTOR!!! WITH SUPER MEDICINE!!! AND IN THE 23RD CENTURY!!!