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QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

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OH, THE HUMANITY!!!
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KLINGONS ARE REALLY SPACE PIRATES!!! THE NEXT STAR TREK FILMS VILLAIN SHOULD BE PLAYED BY JOHNNY DEPP AS "THE DRUNKEN KLINGON"!!!
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WAIT, I JUST REMEMBERED THAT NERO AND THE ROMULANS IN STAR TREK WERE ALSO SPACE PIRATES!!! SO LOGICALLY NERO SHOULD HAVE BEEN PLAYED BY JOHNNY DEPP!!! AND IN THE NEXT FILM GEOFFREY RUSH SHOULD PLAY THE KLINGON LEADER!!! STAR TREK OF THE CARIBBEAN!!! A DISNEY FILM!!! STARRING ORLANDO BLOOM AS SPOCK!!! STARRING KEIRA KNIGHTLY IN BLACK MAKE UP AS UHURA!!! PRODUCED BY JERRY BRUCKHEIMER!!! DIRECTED BY GORE VERBINSKI!!! YO HO AND PROSPER!!!
 
NO, IF THEY WERE PIRATES, THE ENTIRE LINEUP OF THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE FILM!!

THEY COULD HAVE USED PNC PARK AS THE NARADA'S BRIDGE!!
 
WHO PUT THESE SMILEY-FACES ALL OVER MY TRICORDER!? ...MISTER CHEKOV-WHY ARE THERE MUSTARD STAINS ON MY SCIENCE STATION!!?
 
MISTER SCOTT, WHERE IS THIS 'RABBITT' YOU CLAIM TO HAVE PULLED FROM YOUR HAT!? IT IS CONTRARY TO REGULATIONS TO PERMIT ANIMALS IN ENGINEERING!AS WELL AS HATS!
 
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