QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

[Jack Bauer]

FASCINATING! LOGICAL! WHERE ARE MY MARSHMALLOWS?!? ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT...!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

"COME ON SPOCK, SING.

WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO! WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND! CAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE, WELL THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE!"

 

[EnsignRicky]

BITTER DREGS!!!

 

[Jack Bauer]

BITTER DREGS!!!

MOST ILLOGICAL!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

FASCINATING CAPTAIN, AND LOGICAL TOO!! YET, WE NEED SOME HELP!!

 

[Jack Bauer]

THE WOMEN!

I AM AND SHALL ALWAYS BE YOUR FRIEND!

 

[EnsignRicky]

BILBO!!!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

LLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEET'S GET READY TO ROAST MARSHMELLONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[M'Sharak]

 

[CaptainStoner]

NOOOO! PLEASE DON'T SAY IT! WE WILL BRING THE SHRUBBERIES!!! A NICE, LOGICAL LITTLE GROUPING, PERHAPS WITH A ROCK BEARING AN INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGE!!!!

 

[EnsignRicky]

THE SOFT SMOOTH ROUND IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME FEEL FUNNY IN THE PANTS!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

MY AVATAR IS SEXY!!!!!

 

[M'Sharak]

IS THAT YOU? NICE HAT!

 

[cooleddie74]

I'M THE WHITE SAMUEL JACKSON, MOTHER FUCKAH!!!!

 

[Squiggy]

THERE WAS A MOTHERF*CKING HOLE IN MY MOTHERF*CKING PLANE!!!

 

[M'Sharak]

I SAW SQUIGGY ON TV!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

EXPLOSIVE DECOMPRESSION, EXPLOSIVE FLATUENCE.... SAME DIFFERENCE!!!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THOSE THREE BOWLS OF CHILI!

 

[cooleddie74]

SQUIGGY'S TIE ON THE TODAY SHOW?!?!?!?!?!?! COULDA BEEN BETTER!!!!!!!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

SHOULDA WORN A CHRISTMAS-THEMED TIE!!! WOULD HAVE CONFUSED THE FUCK OUT OF MATT LAUER!!!!