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QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

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Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

AND IN THIS NEW TIMELINE, WE FIND OUT THAT THE REAL REASON THE INTREPID EXPLODED WAS BECAUSE ALL THOSE VULCANS ON THE SHIP WERE JUST TOO FUCKING LOUD. THE HULL COULDN'T HANDLE THE VIBRATIONS.

CLIPS FROM THE INTREPID'S BLACKBOX: "IT'S A FUCKING AMOEBA!!! A GODDAMNED GIANT FUCKING AMOEBA!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO? AAAAHHH! WAIT, SHUT UP, THE WALLS ARE SHAKING. WE ARE TOO FUCKING LOUD! BUT THE GODDAMNED AMOEBA! IT'S STILL COMING! I WISH WE COULD BE QUIETER, BUT WE JUST CAN'T! WE'RE VULCANS GODDAMMIT! OH SHIT, THERE GO THE BULKHEADS!! FASCINATI----"

AND THEN SILENCE.

NO - OBVIOUSLY SPOCK SHOUTED EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE WAS AWARE THAT HUMANS WERE BASICALLY DEAF IN COMPARISON TO VULCANS. IT TURNED INTO A RUNNING JOKE AT THE ACADEMY, SO NO ONE TUNED HIM IN UNTIL A FEW EPISODES INTO THE SERIES.

AND ONE LAST QUESTION - HOW DO YOU SAY FUCK IN VULCAN?
ASDFGHJKL? ZXCVBNM,? ORQWERTYUIOPOIUYTREW?
 
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