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QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

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Ladies, fish and gentleman, it is my pleasure to introduce to you...

THE VISCERALLY VINDICTIVE VINCENZO VITALI!! :evil:

1,744! 1,744!
1,744! 1,744!
1,744! 1,744!
AND HERE'S TO 1,744 MORE!! :D
 
NOW WAIT JUST A GOSH-DARN MOMENT!! WHO DRAGGED THE GASSY GABONIAN INTO THIS?!! THAT GASSY GABONIAN WAS NO GOOD FOR ANYONE AND HE NEVER WAS!!! HE'S JUST NOTHING BUT TROUBLE, I TELL YOU!! TROUBLE WITH A CAPITAL "T"!!!

:scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream:
 
NEED I REMIND EVERYONE I HAVE ONE TESTICLE DROOPING LOWER THAN THE OTHER????????!!!!!!!?????????? THE SAGGY SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
NEED I REMIND EVERYONE I HAVE ONE TESTICLE DROOPING LOWER THAN THE OTHER????????!!!!!!!?????????? THE SAGGY SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!! TOO MUCH INFO!! TOO MUCH INFO!! THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE LAST THING THAT THE GASSY GABONIAN NEEDS TO BE MADE AWARE OF!!

SHEESH!!! AND I THOUGHT WE WERE SCREWED BEFORE... :(
 
I AM COMFORTABLE WEARING HELLO KITTY SHIRTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES MY SOUL HURT?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????
 
(SAUNTERING BACK TO THE DEFENSE TABLE, HE SITS WITH AN AIR NOT UNLIKE THE FINAL MOMENTS OF JIM CAREY'S TRIUMPHANT SPEECH IN LIAR, LIAR...)

*CRACKS WHIP*

OBJECTION!

*WHIP**WHIP**WHIP**WHIP*

IF THE DEFENSE HAD BEEN PAYING ATTENTION, THEY WOULD HAVE NOTICED THAT THE PROSECUTION DID INDEED LINK TO THE AFOREMENTIONED PAGE FOUR!

SINCE THE DEFENSE DOESN'T SEEM TO KNOW THEIR ELBOW FROM THEIR AR...EOLA, THE PROSECUTION WOULD LIKE TO MOVE THAT THEIR ENTIRE ARGUMENT IS BASED ON PROVABLE AND/OR PROBABLE FALLACIES:

1. THAT THE PROSECUTION DID NOT HAVE THEIR FACTS STRAIGHT - IN FACT, BECAUSE OF THE LINK LINKING TO THE SEVEN MONTH GAP, THE ARGUMENT IS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT ARE STRAIGHT IN THIS THREAD! THAT'S A SEXUAL ORIENTATION JOKE!

2. THAT THE PROSECUTION WAS NOT AROUND FOR THE CREATION OF THE SOMBRERO MEME - HAS THE DEFENSE FORGOTTEN THE COMMON AND ENCOURAGED ACT OF LURKING?

3. THAT THIS THREAD WAS ON TRAIL FOR BEING DEAD - ITS STATUS AS AN ACTIVE THREAD WAS NOT THE DISPUTE. ITS STATUS AS A CONSISTENT PAGE 1 TOPIC WAS! THE SEVEN MONTH GAP PROVED THAT THIS THREAD SLIPPED OFF THE FIRST PAGE!

*WHIP**WHIP**WHIP**WHIP**WHIP**WHIP**WHIP*

THE PROSECUTION RESTS AT LAST, YOUR HONOUR, AND REQUESTS HELLO KITTY BANDAIDS FOR THE DEFENSE.
 
(SAUNTERING BACK TO THE DEFENSE TABLE, HE SITS WITH AN AIR NOT UNLIKE THE FINAL MOMENTS OF JIM CAREY'S TRIUMPHANT SPEECH IN LIAR, LIAR...)

*CRACKS WHIP*

OBJECTION!

*WHIP**WHIP**WHIP**WHIP*

IF THE DEFENSE HAD BEEN PAYING ATTENTION, THEY WOULD HAVE NOTICED THAT THE PROSECUTION DID INDEED LINK TO THE AFOREMENTIONED PAGE FOUR!

SINCE THE DEFENSE DOESN'T SEEM TO KNOW THEIR ELBOW FROM THEIR AR...EOLA, THE PROSECUTION WOULD LIKE TO MOVE THAT THEIR ENTIRE ARGUMENT IS BASED ON PROVABLE AND/OR PROBABLE FALLACIES:

1. THAT THE PROSECUTION DID NOT HAVE THEIR FACTS STRAIGHT - IN FACT, BECAUSE OF THE LINK LINKING TO THE SEVEN MONTH GAP, THE ARGUMENT IS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT ARE STRAIGHT IN THIS THREAD! THAT'S A SEXUAL ORIENTATION JOKE!

2. THAT THE PROSECUTION WAS NOT AROUND FOR THE CREATION OF THE SOMBRERO MEME - HAS THE DEFENSE FORGOTTEN THE COMMON AND ENCOURAGED ACT OF LURKING?

3. THAT THIS THREAD WAS ON TRAIL FOR BEING DEAD - ITS STATUS AS AN ACTIVE THREAD WAS NOT THE DISPUTE. ITS STATUS AS A CONSISTENT PAGE 1 TOPIC WAS! THE SEVEN MONTH GAP PROVED THAT THIS THREAD SLIPPED OFF THE FIRST PAGE!

*WHIP**WHIP**WHIP**WHIP**WHIP**WHIP**WHIP*

THE PROSECUTION RESTS AT LAST, YOUR HONOR, AND REQUESTS HELLO KITTY BAND AIDS FOR THE DEFENSE.


WELL...

...YOUR HONOR SINCE THE PROSECUTION HAS SEEN FIT TO MENTION HELLO KITTY...:eek:

...MAY WE APPROACH THE BENCH...

...whisper..whisper...mumble...mumble..

:guffaw:


I really hate it when TBBS goes funkey...
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BUT BADASS ROBAU AND I HAVE BEEN THROUGH THAT!!!!

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