LAW OF AVERAGES! YELL ENOUGH TIMES AND SOMETHING INTERESTING MIGHT HAPPEN!
TAKE IT, JIMI!!!!
TAKE IT, JIMI!!!!
QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!
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GOING DOWN TO SHOOT THE WOMEN!
THE QUICKEST TYPER IN THE EAST GETS THE SPOILS!!SCHENECTADIAN'S... THE OLDEST 'NEW' TREK ALIEN'S IN THE ABRAM-VERSE!
SEE MY SCHENECTADIAN, THE COUNTDOWN CONTINUES POSTS!
HE'S GOT A BIGGER DICK!!
TO SHOOT RON JEREMY!!!
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OBJECTION! THE DATES CLEARLY SHOW A SEVEN MONTH GAP BETWEEN THE FIRST TWO POSTS ON THIS PAGE! AM I TO BELIEVE THAT THIS SUBFORUM WAS DEAD FOR SEVEN WHOLE MONTHS?
YOUR HONOUR, IT IS AN IMPOSSIBILITY! THIS THREAD WAS DEAD! IT MUST HAVE DRIFTED OFF PAGE ONE! THEREFORE, I HAVE PROVED SOMEONE WRONG OVER THE INTERNET WHICH MAKES ME AWESOME!
THE PROSECUTION RESTS!
OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I OBJECT TO HIS UHH... OBJECTION!
YEAH!
CAUSE HE SMELLS!
I REST MY CASE, YOUR HONOR!!!!
(Mariachi dances out of the courtroom)
I believe they were going to explain this in an episode of Enterprise.
You see, it all began with the augment virus, which instead of making super soldiers, just made the Vulcans YELL REALLY LOUD.. you know, because of their different physiology.
It's a shame that Enterprise was cancelled, and now this little tidbit of star trek history will never be explained!
You see, it all began with the augment virus, which instead of making super soldiers, just made the Vulcans YELL REALLY LOUD.. you know, because of their different physiology.
It's a shame that Enterprise was cancelled, and now this little tidbit of star trek history will never be explained!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT SOMBREROBUTTER!!!!!!!!!
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-DR. 2005 OF SPERM
-DR. 2005 OF SPERM
(THE LEAD DEFENSE ATTORNEY RISES MAJESTICALLY AND SAUNTERS LIKE WILL RIKER, TO A POINT MIDWAY BETWEEN THE JUDGE'S BENCH AND THE PROSECUTING TABLE... THEN WITH A SLIGHT PAUSE, BEGINS...)
YOUR HONOR...
THE DEFENSE CAN CLEARLY SHOW THAT THE PROSECUTING ATTORNEY HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT THE HECK HE/SHE IS TALKING ABOUT!
THIS SUPPOSED "...SEVEN MONTH GAP..." THAT HE/SHE IS ATTEMPTING TO DESCRIBE, CLEARLY DOES NOT TAKE PLACE BETWEEN THE FIRST TWO POSTS ON PAGE ONE OF THIS THREAD.
IN ACTUALITY... (SLAMS FIST ON TABLE...)
........IT DOESN'T APPEAR UNTIL PAGE FOUR!!
AND HE/SHE CAN THEREFORE NOT OBJECT, SINCE HE/SHE CLEARLY DOES NOT HAVE ALL HIS/HER FACTS STRAIGHT !!
ALSO YOUR HONOR,
... AS THIS QUITE KNOWLEDGEABLE ATTORNEY WAS AND HAS BEEN PRESENT HERE ON TBBS SINCE BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF THIS THREAD, BEGAN POSTING IN IT SINCE AUGUST 15, 2008 AND CAN PROVE THAT THE FIRST MENTION OF A SOMBRERO DID NOT TAKE PLACE UNTIL JUNE 20TH 2008 ON PAGE TWELVE...
...I CAN UNEQUIVOCALLY STATE THAT THE PROSECUTING ATTORNEY HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HECK HE/SHE IS TALKING ABOUT!!!
(DEEP BREATH...)
SINCE WE NOW KNOW YOUR HONOR, THAT THE PROSECUTING ATTORNEY IS FULL OF MALARKEY...,
...DO WE REALLY CARE WHAT HE/SHE BELIEVES ABOUT HOW LONG THIS SUB-FORUM MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN DEAD??
...SEVEN WHOLE MONTHS?? ...PLEASE...,
... IT MAY HAVE BEEN IDLE..., OR SLEEPING.. BUT NEVER DEAD YOUR HONOR...!
I SAY NO, YOUR HONOR...,
BANG YOUR GAVEL AND TELL HIM/HER TO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET!!!
LET THE REST OF THIS TRIAL... NAY..., NOT TRIAL...
... A MERE TRIBULATION...
...GO ON WITHOUT HIS/HER INTERJECTING UNCORROBORATED FACTS AND/OR TESTIMONY YOUR HONOR!!
LET THE POSTERS OF THE "QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!" THREAD BE FREE TO EXPRESS THEIR THOUGHTS AND DEEP FEELINGS ABOUT THE ACT OF SPOCK SHOUTING WITH OR WITHOUT A SOMBRERO GO ON UNIMPEDED, YOUR HONOR!
...YOUR HONOR... AT THIS TIME THE DEFENSE WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST A SHORT BREAK IN THE PROCEEDINGS IN ORDER FOR OTHERS TO TYPE IN THEIR COMMENTS ON THIS MOST IMPORTANT MATTER BEFORE THIS MOST AUSPICIOUS COURT...
THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION, YOUR HONOR.
(SAUNTERING BACK TO THE DEFENSE TABLE, HE SITS WITH AN AIR NOT UNLIKE THE FINAL MOMENTS OF JIM CAREY'S TRIUMPHANT SPEECH IN LIAR, LIAR...)
...leaning slightly to his left he whispers to his fellow well-qualified, defense team member... I think we got um on the run now Sam...
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YOU LOST ME THERE!
THE PREDICTABILITY OF LEE ADAMA'S STUPIDITY!
THE PREDICTABILITY OF LEE ADAMA'S STUPIDITY!
THE BATTLESTAR COMMANDER!!
THE OBESITY!!!!!
THE OBESITY!!!!!
THE LAST BURGER IN THE UNIVERSE! IT'S ALL WIDE MEADOWS AND VILLAGE PEOPLE FROM NOW ON, BOYS AND GIRLS!
THE FAT ROBOT!
THE URBAN SOMBREROS BEING WORN BY THE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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