SPEAK UP! ALL I HEAR IS 'TOS' A COUPLE OF TIMES! WHAT TERMS OF SERVICE?
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YOU WILL EXPERIENCE FEAR!
For Non-trekkies.... TOS Means "The Original series".... No pun intended...
FEAR IN THE FACE OF CERTAIN CLUELESSNESS!
I LOVE YOU...I CAN LOVE YOU!

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE VACUUMING AND GETTING READY FOR AN IMPRO PERFORMANCE TONIGHT. INSTEAD I'M HERE WITH THE ALL CAPS AND THE READING AND THE ROTFLMAO. THE PROCRASTINATION!
HOW ILLOGICAL!