QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

[Nowhere Man]

you, yes you, stand still laddy!

 

[Akiraprise]

IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING!

how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!?

Kirk: I'll have a Samual Adams

Mcoy: Ill Have a Samual Jackson

Kirk: You know what i'll have a Samual Jackson too

Spock: Good mother Bleepin choice, mother Beeper! I can't help it, that's just the way I talk! Have you seen my movies, a shark ate me, a mother Bleepin shark ate me!

you, yes you, stand still laddy!

is everybody's friend.
Seriously, try not to post more then twice in a row. Doing so is considered spamming around here. Thanks

 

[Gepard]

^YOU HAVE A LEGITIMATE OPPORTUNITY TO YELL AT SOMEONE BREAKING THE RULES AND YOU DON'T TAKE IT? FOR SHAME!

 

[M'Sharak]

Here you go:

 

[Jack Bauer]

THE WOMENNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

The Cogley is good:

http://trekmovie.com/2008/07/28/quinto-my-spock-is-not-in-control-of-his-balance/

 

[Major Chord]

So, we'll see SHOUTY SPOCK and in-conrtol Spock?

THIS IS GOING TO BE INTERESTING.

 

[Jon1701]

GENERIC POST WITH CAPS LOCK ON.

 

[Jack Bauer]

THE WOMEN!

 

[Gepard]

GENERIC POST WITH CAPS LOCK ON.

GENERIC ANGRY REPLY WITH CAPSLOCK ON, ATTACKING THE STUPIDITY OF THE ABOVE POSTER WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY REVEALING MY OWN PETTY NATURE.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Will his sombrero fall off WHEN HE'S SHOUTING? Will his voice raise and lower as he walks MORE QUICKLY?

 

[Jon1701]

GENERIC POST WITH CAPS LOCK ON.

GENERIC ANGRY REPLY WITH CAPSLOCK ON, ATTACKING THE STUPIDITY OF THE ABOVE POSTER WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY REVEALING MY OWN PETTY NATURE.

[INSERT WITTY RESPONSE HERE]

 

[Gepard]

GENERIC POST WITH CAPS LOCK ON.

GENERIC ANGRY REPLY WITH CAPSLOCK ON, ATTACKING THE STUPIDITY OF THE ABOVE POSTER WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY REVEALING MY OWN PETTY NATURE.

[INSERT WITTY RESPONSE HERE]

NEEDLESS QUOTE OF THE ABOVE, WITH ROLLEYES EMOTICON TO DENOTE CONTEMPT.

 

[Jon1701]

SPAM SPAM SPAM. I LIKE SPAM.

LOVELY SPAM.

 

[ITL]

APPEAL FOR CALM WHICH ONLY SERVES TO PISS PEOPLE OFF

 

[Gepard]

FAUX-CLEVER REPLY TO THE ABOVE WHICH ONLY SERVES TO EXPOSE MY ANGER.

 

[Kryton]

I AM A VULCAN...THERE IS NO PAIN!

 

[Timewalker]

OMG, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THREAD I'VE READ ON THIS WHOLE FORUM! MY DINNER NEARLY ENDED UP ALL OVER MY MONITOR AND I WAS LITERALLY CRYING, FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!!!

AND IN THIS NEW TIMELINE, WE FIND OUT THAT THE REAL REASON THE INTREPID EXPLODED WAS BECAUSE ALL THOSE VULCANS ON THE SHIP WERE JUST TOO FUCKING LOUD. THE HULL COULDN'T HANDLE THE VIBRATIONS.

CLIPS FROM THE INTREPID'S BLACKBOX: "IT'S A FUCKING AMOEBA!!! A GODDAMNED GIANT FUCKING AMOEBA!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO? AAAAHHH! WAIT, SHUT UP, THE WALLS ARE SHAKING. WE ARE TOO FUCKING LOUD! BUT THE GODDAMNED AMOEBA! IT'S STILL COMING! I WISH WE COULD BE QUIETER, BUT WE JUST CAN'T! WE'RE VULCANS GODDAMMIT! OH SHIT, THERE GO THE BULKHEADS!! FASCINATI----"

AND THEN SILENCE.

KIRK: I JUST FIGURED OUT WHY THERE ARE SO MANY STARSHIPS BLOWING UP AND GETTING EATEN! SPOCK, JUST SHUT UP, WILLYA?

SPOCK SHOULD ALSO USE A POINTED FINGER TO CHANGE THE TV CHANNEL, WHICH HE MUST WAVE IN FRONT OF THE TV.

THIS MUST HAPPEN OR TEH CANNON WILL NOT BE RIGHT...

I SURE WISH I COULD CONTROL MY TV BY WAVING MY FINGER AROUND... SINCE I LOST THE REMOTE CONTROL ANYWAY. AND THINK OF THE MONEY PEOPLE IN THE 23rd CENTURY MUST SAVE FROM NOT HAVING TO CHANGE THE BATTERIES ALL THE TIME!

DUDES, KEEP IT QUIET. I CAN HEAR YOU IN THE OTHER THREADS.

^PLUS IT GIVES US A PLACE TO YELL AND SCREAM WHEN THE FIM FAILS TO MEET ANY/SOME/ALL OF OUR EXPECTATIONS.

OR EVEN IF THE FILM FAILS TO MEET ANY/SOME/ALL OF OUR EXPECTATIONS, AS WELL.

THE PLANTS!

SPOCK: CAPTAIN, THEY'RE SO PRETTY, CAN I KEEP THEM?
PIKE: SURE. SAY, DID YOU NOTICE HOW WELL THEY MATCH YOUR UNIFORM?

 

[Major Chord]

IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES THE FUNNY LITTLE MAN BEHIND SMILEY-SHOUTY SPOCK'S RIGHT SHOULDER EXHIBIT THE CLASSIC SPOCK EYEBROW RAISE? PERHAPS HE STOLE SPOCK'S EMOTIONAL CONTROL...AND THE SECRET TO THE EYEBROW. INFACT, ALL THE BACKGROUND PEOPLE LOOK SOMEWHAT BEMUSED AND CONFUSED. IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ALL ARE USING THE SPOCK EYEBROW MANEUVER...

 

[Timewalker]

DIDN'T THE FUNNY LITTLE BLOND MAN END UP DEAD IN THE NEXT PILOT EPISODE? OR AM I THINKING OF A DIFFERENT BLOND GUY (LEE KELSO)?