QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

[SPCTRE]

THANK GOD FOR ATTRACTIVE FEMALE COWORKERS AND WHITE SUMMER SKIRTS WITH BLACK THONGS BENEATH THEM!!!

 

[F. King Daniel]

^I'M JEALOUS!!!

 

[Wynterhawk]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!? STEALING MILK AND COOKIES??!

 

[cooleddie74]

NO, THAT'S SANTA!!!!! HE'S NOT STEALING THEM!!!!! YOU LEFT THEM OUT FOR HIM, SILLY!!!!!!!

 

[Wynterhawk]

DOH! I THINK I KILLED SANTA!

 

[cooleddie74]

MRS. CLAUS IS NOT GONNA LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!! NOT ONE BIT!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

MRS. CLAUS' REAL NAME IS...

WAIT FOR IT...

MARY CHRISTMAS!!!

 

[Jack Bauer]

THE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[F. King Daniel]

MRS. CLAUS IS NOT GONNA LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!! NOT ONE BIT!!!!!!!!!!

I HEAR SHE LEFT SANTA FOR CAPTAIN ROBAU!!!!!

 

[Wynterhawk]

MY THROAT IS SORE FROM ALL THE SHOUTING!!

 

[cooleddie74]

MRS. CLAUS IS NOT GONNA LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!! NOT ONE BIT!!!!!!!!!!

I HEAR SHE LEFT SANTA FOR CAPTAIN ROBAU!!!!!

ALL WOMEN EVENTUALLY LEAVE THEIR HUSBANDS FOR ROBAU!!!!!!!!!

 

[6079SmithW]

THE WOMEN SHOUT FOR ROBAU!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

IF ROBAU SHOUTED BACK, HIS VOICE WOULD ALTER THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!!!

 

[Jack Bauer]

I'M RETIRING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

I WENT TO THE ROCK TO HIDE MY FACE...BUT THE ROCK CRIED OUT, NO HIDING PLACE!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

DID YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK WAS COOKIN'???

 

[Deranged Nasat]

IT WAS A SECRET. HE'S VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT THESE THINGS!!

 

[Wynterhawk]

THE ROCK IS COOKING CARROTS!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

IT'S THE GREAT VEGETABLE REBELLION!!!

 

[Jack Bauer]

I'M EVERY WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!