QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

[SeamusShameless]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

WHAT IF THEY GO A COMPLETELY OPPOSITE DIRECTION AND MAKE SPOCK MUTE? 1 BEEP MEENS YES, 2 BEEPS MEANS NO.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

AND IN THIS NEW TIMELINE, WE FIND OUT THAT THE REAL REASON THE INTREPID EXPLODED WAS BECAUSE ALL THOSE VULCANS ON THE SHIP WERE JUST TOO FUCKING LOUD. THE HULL COULDN'T HANDLE THE VIBRATIONS.

CLIPS FROM THE INTREPID'S BLACKBOX: "IT'S A FUCKING AMOEBA!!! A GODDAMNED GIANT FUCKING AMOEBA!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO? AAAAHHH! WAIT, SHUT UP, THE WALLS ARE SHAKING. WE ARE TOO FUCKING LOUD! BUT THE GODDAMNED AMOEBA! IT'S STILL COMING! I WISH WE COULD BE QUIETER, BUT WE JUST CAN'T! WE'RE VULCANS GODDAMMIT! OH SHIT, THERE GO THE BULKHEADS!! FASCINATI----"

AND THEN SILENCE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

The Enterprise should have no shuttles because the model wasn't built yet.

 

[GreenBlood]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

SeamusShameless said:
WHAT IF THEY GO A COMPLETELY OPPOSITE DIRECTION AND MAKE SPOCK MUTE? 1 BEEP MEENS YES, 2 BEEPS MEANS NO.

1 POINTED EAR WIGGLING MEAN YES
2 POINTED EARS WIGGLING MEANS NO.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

thumbtack said:
Gays don't shout.

You've obviously never been to The End Up on "Village People" night.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

CaptainWacky said:
The Enterprise should have no shuttles because the model wasn't built yet.

OKAY, FIRST, I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU.

SECOND, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE AN OFFICIAL ENTERPRISE SHUTTLE. THERE ARE OTHER SHUTTLES, YOU KNOW. VULCAN SHUTTLES. FERENGI SHUTTLES. BORG SHUTTLES. (THESE THINGS ALL EXISTED PRE-TOS. THANK YOU, "ENTERPRISE"!)

IT COULD EVEN BE A THOR HEYERDAHL-STYLE RAFT WITH A VULCAN ON THE BACK, SHOUTING ALL THE WAY HOME. THAT'S WHAT THIS MOVIE REALLY NEEDS.

THAT'S WHY NIMOY LOVED THE SCRIPT AND RUBS THE PAGES OF THE SCRIPT ALL OVER HIS NAKED BODY LIKE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

Temis the Vorta said:

thumbtack said:
Gays don't shout.

You've obviously never been to The End Up on "Village People" night.

"WAVE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU DON'T CAY-RE!!!"

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

SeamusShameless said:
WHAT IF THEY GO A COMPLETELY OPPOSITE DIRECTION AND MAKE SPOCK MUTE?

NOW, YOU ARE GETTING WARMER.

IN STAR TREK XI, OLD SPOCK (NIMOY) HAS LOST HIS VOICE. THEY ARE BASICALLY RIPPING OFF THE STORYLINE WHERE SAREK IS DYING OF BENDII SYNDROME.

THE MOVIE WILL BE CALLED "STAR TREK XI: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK'S VOICE."

WE LEARN THAT SPOCK LOST HIS VOICE WHEN ROMULANS TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME AND FORKED HIS PENIS.

SPOCK, IN OBVIOUS PAIN, SCREAMED SO LOUD AND FOR SO LONG THAT HE LOST HIS VOICE.

SO NOW A WHISPERING OLD SPOCK MUST SEND LITTLE SCRAWLED POST-IT NOTES THROUGH THE GUARDIAN OF FOREVER IN AN ATTEMPT TO WARN YOUNG SPOCK TO PROTECT HIS PENIS.

AN INTERESTING BIT OF TRIVIA:

Spoiler: NIMOY'S VOICE

WHEN OLD SPOCK FINALLY GETS HIS VOICE BACK, NIMOY'S VOICE (WHICH IS VERY WEAK DUE TO OLD AGE) WILL BE DUBBED BY GALVATRON, WHO APPARENTLY OWED HIM A FAVOR.

 

[The Wormhole]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

HOLY FUCK THIS THREAD IS FUNNY!

 

[SeamusShameless]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

NOW THE QUESTION IS, WILL GALVATRON SHOUT THE ENTIRE MOVIE, OR WILL HE BE MORE LAID BACK TO BALANCE SHOUTING QUINTO SPOCK AND MUTE NIMOY SPOCK?

 

[The Tone]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

ABSOLUTELY SPOCK SHOULD BE SHOUTING... CONSTANTLY. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HE SHOULD REPEAT EVERYTHING KIRK SAYS. IN FACT, SPOCK SHOULD FOLLOW KIRK AROUND AND NOT ONLY REPEAT STUFF KIRK SAYS ON THE BRIDGE, BUT REPEAT WHATEVER KIRK SAYS... ANYWHERE.

 

[Mallory]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

Samuel T. Cogley said:
IN STAR TREK XI, OLD SPOCK (NIMOY) HAS LOST HIS VOICE. THEY ARE BASICALLY RIPPING OFF THE STORYLINE WHERE SAREK IS DYING OF BENDII SYNDROME.

I READ SOMEWHERE THAT THEY WERE GOING TO DIGITALLY REMASTER OLD SPOCK SO THAT HE COULD SHOUT AS WELL. OR GIVE HIM A MEGAPHONE, I FORGET WHICH.

 

[Knucles2]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

I HAD SOMETHING REAL CLEVER TO ADD HERE...BUT WITH ALL THE YELLING I COULDNT HEAR WHAT I WAS SAYING.
CRAP. MY WIFE'S YELLING AT ME TO STOP TYPING SO LOUD.THE NEIGHBORS ARE COMPLAINING...AGAIN

 

[number6]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

QUINTO WILL PLAY SPOCK LIKE "LOUD HOWARD!!"

 

[ITL]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

ITL said:

NOW THAT IS SERIOUSLY COOL!

 

[ITL]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

THANK YOU!

ALTHOUGH THERE IS ONE DISSENTING VOICE....

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE GREAT!

 

[ITL]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

PEOPLE SHOUTING!
PEOPLE IN TROUSERS!
PEOPLE IN TROUSERS, SHOUTING!

IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS!

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Re: Should Quinto's Spock Be Constantly Shouting?

HERE'S ANOTHER THING THAT MANY PEOPLE HAVEN'T CONSIDERED...

AFTER "AUSTIN POWERS" CAME OUT, EVERYONE WAS SAYING "YEAH, BABY!"

AND AFTER "BORAT" CAME OUT, EVERYONE KEPT SAYING "NICE!"

WELL, I THINK IT'S A FOREGONE CONCLUSION THAT AFTER TREK XI COMES OUT, EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE RUNNING AROUND SHOUTING ALL THE TIME.

BOB: "How's your day?"

STEVE: "IT'S FASCINATING, BOB! REALLY FUCKING LOGICAL!"

BOB: "OH WOW, YOU'RE A NEW STAR TREK FAN, TOO? I DIDN'T WANT TO SHOUT ANYTHING JUST IN CASE YOU WEREN'T INTO IT, BUT NOW I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A FAN JUST LIKE ME. YOU AND I WILL BE BEST OF FRIENDS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON A CAMPING HOLIDAY WITH ME?"

----

AND EVEN BETTER, WE'LL GET SOME UNINTENDED MOVIE PROMOTION FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE SHOUTING FOR OTHER REASONS.

WHEN YOU CUT THAT GUY OFF ON THE FREEWAY AND HE YELLS "FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE! I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!" YOU CAN YELL BACK "FUCK YEAH! SPOCK RULES! I'M A BIG FAN, TOO! LIVE LONG AND PROSPER, MOTHERFUCKER!"

CROSS-PROMOTION. WE CAN'T LOSE.