Quinto to be RE-SHOT - PEROXIDE INVOLVED.

[STARTREK11]

My insider source has passed me information that certain exterior shots of Quinto will have to be re-shot after his facial hair has been bleached as he has a problem with stubble showing on the camera ruining the spock look.

His horsey italian swarthy look accenuated by this stubble "detracts viewers" says J.J.

"How can we we convince viewers he is a space alien if he looks like an swarthy italian of the mafiosa?" said J.J as he bend down to adjust a vernier on his camera wiping his brow from beads of sweat from the exertion with a wrist cloth.

Early rushes to J.J Abrams revealed this disconcerting flaw.He was mortified but reacted in a mercurial manner reminiscent of a man bound by virtues of hard work with rewards of petulance by the fan collective.

"I will see this to the end" said J.J Abrams in a firm voice and a quiver of his upper lip as he showed his muscle in the hot studio heat.

If you look at Quinto his beard hair is very intense and black EVEN AFTER SHAVING.

They are going to bleach it using peroxide gas using a facial mask to engulf his beard areas thus blondifying them and re-shoot.

THIS WILL CAUSE FURTHER DELAYS AND MAY CAUSE XMAS DEADLINE TO BE MISSED in conjunction with the writers strike.


I fear this will cause anxiety among trek fans desperate to see Star Trek 11.


I ask all fans to be patient states J.J Abrams the whizz who took this onerous task with no thought of the difficulties he will face from a vociferous trek fan collective.

 

[Arlo]

Re: Quinto to be RE-SHOT - BLEACH INVOLVED.

He should just use that spacey shaver that Geordi used. And stuff.

 

[The Old Mixer]

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STARTREK11 said:
"How can we we convince viewers he is a space alien if he looks like an swarthy italian of the mafiosa?" said J.J as he bend down to adjust a vernier on his camera wiping his brow from beads of brow of sweat from his brow the exertion with a wrist cloth.

"I will see this to the end" said J.J Abrams in a firm voice and a quiver of his upper lip as he showed his muscle in the hot studio heat.

How very...purple.

 

[Outpost4]

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STARTREK11 said:
He was mortified but reacted in a mercurial manner reminiscent of a man bound by virtues of hard work with rewards of petulance by the fan collective.

You have a future in writing trashy romantic novels.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

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STARTREK11 said:
I fear this will cause anxiety among trek fans desperate to see Star Trek 11.

Why wouldn't it? Everything else does.

 

[aridas sofia]

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Outpost4 said:

STARTREK11 said:
He was mortified but reacted in a mercurial manner reminiscent of a man bound by virtues of hard work with rewards of petulance by the fan collective.

You have a future in writing trashy romantic novels.

Based on this one...

STARTREK11 said:
"...said J.J as he bend down to adjust a vernier on his camera wiping his brow from beads of brow of sweat from his brow the exertion with a wrist cloth.

I'd say he has a future writing Chinese restaurant menus.

 

[STARTREK11]

Re: Quinto to be RE-SHOT - BLEACH INVOLVED.

Samuel T. Cogley said:

STARTREK11 said:
I fear this will cause anxiety among trek fans desperate to see Star Trek 11.

Why wouldn't it? Everything else does.

AMERICA WILL ENDURE.
WE WILL ABVIDE.

WE WILL DOMINATE.

WE WILL TRIUMPH.


WE WILL GO AND ON AND ON AND NEVER STOP...

WE WILL NOT BE DEFEATED...

WE ARE THE BEST.

WE WILL PREVAIL...

GOD BLESS AMERICA.




Can I ask a question?

Why is everyone so obsessed with finding alien life anyway.

It will be just one MORE thing to hate or go to war with.

We can't even stand our fellow human beings,whether they be the next door neighbor or the black down the street or the Asian in the next country.

I mean if we can't even stand our fellow humans why do we need another complication?

Why?

We Americans can only go upwards and forwards.

NEVER BACKWARDS.

We are an advanced race and we will achieve near god hood in an estimated 1000 years or even sooner as technological progress in America is advancing at an exponential rate.

Just look how America changed the world in the last 100 years.The rate of American growth has been exponential.
That means it is compounded.
We are the most advanced and technologically capable race on the planet and we are advancing faster and faster all the time.

Already last month America has managed last week to teleport atoms through fibre optical cables.

In a thousand years we will be so advanced that Americans will almost certainly achieve godhood.

I hope the galaxy is completely empty of all alien life and that when we soon invent star travel,we can then colonize all the empty planets with every American having a whole star system to enjoy himself without hassle.

This will give us room to think and expand our capabilities further so that we can eventually achieve godhood ourselves in a thousand years.

 

[Dale]

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[Samuel T. Cogley]

Re: Quinto to be RE-SHOT - BLEACH INVOLVED.

STARTREK11, in my book, you just keep getting more and more interesting.

Unfortunately, my book is the DSM-IV.

 

[cultcross]

you're really running short of ideas aren't you?
Most of your post doesn't even bear more response than but this gem caught my eye:

STARTREK11 said:
They are going to bleach it using peroxide gas using a facial mask to engulf his beard areas thus blondifying them and re-shoot.

THIS WILL CAUSE FURTHER DELAYS AND MAY CAUSE XMAS DEADLINE TO BE MISSED in conjunction with the writers strike.

If this was genuine JJ would have noticed after the first days filming. dying a beard would take all of half an hour, so maximum loss to the film, 1 day and half an hour. How exactly is this going to cause horrendous delays to the production forcing a new release date?

and why exactly is peroxide gas being used? H2O2 boils at 150ºC, is very oxidising in gaseous form, and is used as a rocket fuel propellant, so unless JJ also doesn't like Quinto's skin and wants that stripping off, they won't be using gaseous peroxide.

you're barely even trying anymore. get the idea from that 'facial hair' image in the other thread?

 

[The Old Mixer]

Re: Quinto to be RE-SHOT - BLEACH INVOLVED.

STARTREK11 said:
We are an advanced race and we will achieve near god hood in an estimated 1000 years or even sooner as technological progress in America is advancing at an exponential rate.

In a thousand years we will be so advanced that Americans will almost certainly achieve godhood.

I foresee our godhood being outsourced to India.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

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Outpost4 said:

STARTREK11 said:
He was mortified but reacted in a mercurial manner reminiscent of a man bound by virtues of hard work with rewards of petulance by the fan collective.

You have a future in writing trashy romantic novels.

Or fanfic of the godawful sort. I can certainly think of fanfic occasions in which "horsey" would be applicable to scenes involving Spock.

 

[Garibaldi O'brien]

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Yes, this thread needs more "horsey" and "forked" comments about Spock. That will set it right.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Re: Quinto to be RE-SHOT - BLEACH INVOLVED.

Let's inform the fanfic crowd that from now on, the role of Spock will be played by a forked Italian horse. That should be all the fodder they need to keep us entertained thru the writers' strike and appropriately grateful when it ends.

 

[Garibaldi O'brien]

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It will certainly keep Kirk on his toes around Spock, given some of the FanFic I've seen.

/Even with his comfy bridge chair, I'd be surprised if he could even sit down for quite some time.

 

[cultcross]

Re: Quinto to be RE-SHOT - BLEACH INVOLVED.

STARTREK11 said:
WE WILL ABVIDE.

Abvide? gone from misusing words to making them up now?

 

[iguana_tonante]

STARTREK11 said:
His horsey italian swarthy look accenuated by this stubble[...]

How can we we convince viewers he is a space alien if he looks like an swarthy italian of the mafiosa?

STARTREK11, usually I think your posts are fundamentally harmless, even if a bit over-the-top. I can enjoy a bit of zanyness.

But racist slurs, even in a thread intended to be funny, are really annoying. Maybe you meant no harm, but this is offensive. Please refrain from that.

 

[Dale]

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cultcross said:

STARTREK11 said:
WE WILL ABVIDE.

Abvide? gone from misusing words to making them up now?

If you try and view it as a new word coined from a combination of abide and divide... well, that's kind of what we've been doing in this country for the last couple of centuries... could it be that he's remarkably clever rather than dim and addled?

 

[Garibaldi O'brien]

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I've coined words like that, but usually there was a whole lot of weed involved.

 

[cultcross]

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Dale Hoppert said:

cultcross said:

STARTREK11 said:
WE WILL ABVIDE.

Abvide? gone from misusing words to making them up now?

If you try and view it as a new word coined from a combination of abide and divide... well, that's kind of what we've been doing in this country for the last couple of centuries... Could it be that he's remarkably clever rather than dim and addled?

We are truly in the presence of genius.

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