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Punisher: Warzone is another flop

There are parts to Batman & Robin I enjoy. It's cheesy fun. I enjoy watching Chris O'Donnell and Val Kilmer. I like the soundtrack. Jim Carrey is a hoot. I think it's a "good" movie based on that criteria.
Batman Forever is the one with Kilmer, O'Donnell and Carrey. Batman & Robin is the one with Clooney, O'Donnell, Schwarzenegger, Thurman and Silverstone.

Yeha, both are crap, my opinion
 
There are parts to Batman & Robin I enjoy. It's cheesy fun. I enjoy watching Chris O'Donnell and Val Kilmer. I like the soundtrack. Jim Carrey is a hoot. I think it's a "good" movie based on that criteria.
Batman Forever is the one with Kilmer, O'Donnell and Carrey. Batman & Robin is the one with Clooney, O'Donnell, Schwarzenegger, Thurman and Silverstone.

You're right. I therefore retract my statement. Batman & Robin is vile. :)

Whew; you almost crashed and burned with that one.:lol:
 
A "fanboy powetrip wetdream"? What the friggin' hell?! The joy of the Batman is that he's not always prepared. Was he prepared when Bane broke him in Knightfall? Or when Gotham City became a No Man's Land? Was he able to magically repair himself after that? Was he prepared when Hush cut his zipline and he fell to his (near) death in Hush? Was he prepared when he became seriously injured after his first night out in Batman: Year One? Was he emotionally prepared when Harvey Dent became Two-Face in The Long Halloween?

The answer is no. Batman is not always prepared. To say that he is, is like saying The Punisher is always prepared. Because whenever he faces off an enemy, he kills them, right? So he must be always prepared, going by your logic. I don't get how Batman has been a "fanboy powetrip wetdream", though, and quite frankly I'm a bit insulted. I'm not going around calling The Punisher a one-dimensional, one-emotion cold-hearted fucktard now am I?

Batman is not perfect in every way. The fact that he's incredibly flawed and imperfect is what makes him so compelling in the first place. I mean, in The Long Halloween, he thought the Holiday killer was Dent. He was partially right, more wrong. He felt quite guilty over that for quite some time. He even suspected him again in Dark Victory. And Batman does not know everything. Case in point, to reference Dark Victory again, it took the assistance of Dick Grayson for him to uncover the identity of the Hang-Man Killer. He realized he had to seek help (thanks to Alfred) because he was becoming so dependent on himself and his technology and his super-computers that he was ignoring everything and everyone else in his life, including Gordon, Alfred and those who care about him the most. So no, he's not never wrong. You have it completely wrong and you clearly don't even understand an iota of what makes Batman tick.
Done venting?

Well again, those were set in Batman's early years and he was still more or less learning. I was around when those books came out. I especially remember Knightfall coming out and it being a big deal that Batman got brutalized by Bane. That was one of the first times Batman got seriously owned. Because, like it or not, Batman's reputation is that of the guy who, like James Bond, is prepared for anything and can overcome anything he puts his mind to. I mean, come on, his utility belt was used so much for his solutions to problems back in the day it became a pop culture joke. That he had this belt that magically had a solution to any problem in it.

I would also point out that most of these examples you cite were written by Jeph Loeb and his interpretation tends to be more human then most interpret him. Well back in the day anyway. In recent years he started to write The Uber-Bat like everyone else.

There were a series of polls in The Sci-Fi/Fantasy forums awhile back. Who would win between Batman and James Bond, Batman and The Terminator, Batman, and yes, God. Batman won every single one. Every. Single. One. Yes, even the God one. And what was the rationale for picking Batman every time, "Well if he has enough time to prepare....". I rest my case.

Face facts. If his reputation is valid or not, well that doesn't really matter. What matters is that the reputation is there. It's always been apart of the character and it always will be.

Well, Superman also has kryptonite. Kind of difficult to be this omnipotent "photogenic alien Jesus with superpowers" when you have ohhhh, one big thing that will always take you down.
Superman has heat vision he could smoke Batman with, or at the very least, incapacitate him with. They do this every time. They act like Superman's an idiot, because the writers and the fans clearly favor Batman, so Batman can completely own Clark. Thus a prime example of The Fanboy Powertrip Wetdream Complex in full effect. And somehow Batman always, always, always has kryptonite on him. No matter what. Like say, a kryptonite ring. Or a kryptonite arrow. Or an even worse example, Kryptonite boxing gloves. Yeah, that's right. Kryptonite boxing gloves.:rolleyes:


... examples? ...
Like how he has a plan to take out every member of The Justice League. Like he has a back up personality pre-programed into his psyche in case Bruce Wayne should fall. Like he more or less single-handedly defeated The Grey Martians by figuring out they were Martians in disguise and smoking them with fire, even though there was NO EVIDENCE at all they were Grey Martians. Like he can go toe-to-toe with Darkseid, and not only survive, but win. Like it was his plans that defeated the Bull Host of Heaven. So I guess he can defeat God. He can completely own Lady Shiva, the greatest martial artist of all time and the lady who trained him when he came back from his back injury, in 3 seconds flat. He can go toe-to-toe with Amazons and win. He can defeat an army of - get this - DOOMSDAYS, when Superman couldn't even handle one. If he's obviously this unbeatable and perfect, then why is he wasting his time on The Joker and Gotham City. He could be the savior of the whole Universe if he wanted to be.

Lay off. That was unnecessary, trite and just outright mean for anyone who enjoys and respects Batman and the mythology.
Oh relax. I wasn't attacking the character or his fans. I was attacking the way the character has been presented. Wolverine is a thousand times worse. You know, how every woman in the MU wants him and no one is cooler or a better fighter then him and how "healing factor" now means "Super-Dupper Regeneration". I heard they dropped an Atomic Bomb on him and he still lived. Gimme a break.



Of course The Punisher is more dangerous. He kills people. Batman does not. Batman has a moral code. The Punisher does not.
Actually Frank does have code, just not a moral one. He doesn't kill cops(no matter how bent), superheros(no matter how annoying they are) or innocent people. Not out of any moral considerations. But because they aren't the enemy. If I were a bad guy I'd be way more scared of Frank then Bruce. I mean, what's Batman gonna do? Give me a black eye and send me back to Arkham so I can just escape and kill more innocent people next time?
 
I don't know if it's a good or bad thing, but CHUD has given it an 8.5 out of 10, saying, "It took three tries, but they finally got The Punisher right."
 
I don't know if it's a good or bad thing, but CHUD has given it an 8.5 out of 10, saying, "It took three tries, but they finally got The Punisher right."

From CHUD
Lionsgate has bookended 2008 with two amazing films, both surprising in their quality and shocking in their violence and both starring Julie Benz. Rambo is a much more serious film than Punisher: War Zone, and probably 'better' on some subjective scale of movie quality, but I had a lot more fun with Punisher. It's possible that Rambo is even more violent, but Punisher: War Zone spreads its violence out like jam on an English muffin, hitting almost every nook and cranny with bloodshed and pain. I leave it to a more ambitious person to catalogue every bit of brutality visited upon the human form in this film, but if you're the person who laughs and applauds at the sight of an old lady's head being turned into a smoking, meaty crater, you're going to fucking love Punisher: War Zone.

Now I loved Rambo so if this reviewer and I are of the same mind then saying PWZ is as good or better is quite the statement.

I'm not that familar with The Village Voice but their reviewer liked it also.
Following a direct-to-video '80s version starring Dolph Lundgren, and an unfortunately campy 2004 reboot with Thomas Jane, Lionsgate has gotten back to basics with Punisher: War Zone. Rome's Ray Stevenson plays the skull-clad Frank Castle like a cross between Steven Seagal and Jason Voorhees.
 
It doesn't help that the Punisher just isn't that interesting a character. We've seen this story a few thousand times already. Embittered tough guy uses explosives and every type of gun known to man to avenge his murdered family. Thats like the plot of a third of Hollywoods yearly output. Not counting tv movies.

Exactly. The vigilante movie was done to death thirty years ago with Death Wish. I like Punisher in the comics but he doesn't really translate anymore on the silver screen.
 
I don't know if it's a good or bad thing, but CHUD has given it an 8.5 out of 10, saying, "It took three tries, but they finally got The Punisher right."

From CHUD
Lionsgate has bookended 2008 with two amazing films, both surprising in their quality and shocking in their violence and both starring Julie Benz. Rambo is a much more serious film than Punisher: War Zone, and probably 'better' on some subjective scale of movie quality, but I had a lot more fun with Punisher. It's possible that Rambo is even more violent, but Punisher: War Zone spreads its violence out like jam on an English muffin, hitting almost every nook and cranny with bloodshed and pain. I leave it to a more ambitious person to catalogue every bit of brutality visited upon the human form in this film, but if you're the person who laughs and applauds at the sight of an old lady's head being turned into a smoking, meaty crater, you're going to fucking love Punisher: War Zone.
Now I loved Rambo so if this reviewer and I are of the same mind then saying PWZ is as good or better is quite the statement.

I'm not that familar with The Village Voice but their reviewer liked it also.
Following a direct-to-video '80s version starring Dolph Lundgren, and an unfortunately campy 2004 reboot with Thomas Jane, Lionsgate has gotten back to basics with Punisher: War Zone. Rome's Ray Stevenson plays the skull-clad Frank Castle like a cross between Steven Seagal and Jason Voorhees.

Rambo 4 was an action movie classic. That's high praise indeed.

Anyway you asked me about the Cap/Frank comparison. I don't think it's ever been said outright any where, but I think it's probably been implied sometimes. Personally I feel Cap is a better rival to Frank then Daredevil is, because he's his mirror image in every way. Ironically enough, they're both good friends with Nick Fury.

Cap wraps himself in Old Glory to inspire hope and courage and faith. Frank wraps himself in The Jolly Roger(ironically an old symbol of criminals) to impose fear, terror, and death.
 
Which is unfortunate cause I really liked it. They truly made a Punisher movie this time around and not a Punisher movie by way of a retooled Death Wish script which is what the '04 Jane version felt like.

I'll be buying it on DVD when it comes out to add to my shelf.
 
Punisher: Warzone
Production Budget: $35 million
Domestic Total Gross: $8,050,977
Foreign: $871,010
Worldwide: $8,921,987

Source: http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=punisher2.htm
Alternate Source: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/punisher_war_zone/
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Why the need to bump a 2 month old dead topic just to laugh at how badly something is doing? Did the Punisher fans piss in your breakfast or something?:wtf:

I created the thread. Did you even read the entire thing? The answer is as clear as day. Besides, I just came back, since then.
 
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