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Psychic Nikki's amazing predictions for 2011!

If all these psychics are so good then how come they cant predict the lottery numbers? :D

I guess they don't know any lottery numbers to whom the name "John" is important. :bolian:

The English National Lottery show used to have a psychic called Mystic Meg, who made exactly these kinds of predictions ("I see a woman with the letter E in her name"). And the crystal ball, the dyed black hair and purple cape only added to her credibility. No, really. :vulcan:


blimey her. she always looked stoned to me
 
The year is almost over and, as the honored end-of-year traditions and customs command, Psychic Nikki has looked into the mists of time and foreseen the shape of 2011.

And here it is!

She also pats herself in the back at the beginning for getting things rigth last time, but I don't see the predictions about Atlantis found, reptile invasion of El Paso, or Miami being wiped out by a hurricane in there, funny that... ;)

Ok, let's go to the predictions:

A gold rush in Hawaii.
Get yourself a pick, a donkey and a beard and hop on that plane, there's gold in them islands! :lol:

President Obama has to be careful of parades.
President Obama’s children in danger.
Danger around President Obama.
Terrible news for mr. Obama, what kind of dark diabolical plan lurks beneath the cheerful surface of those parades? *cue ominous music*

Ok, this will be something you really want to watch, I guess that the bears will leave the Arctic for Alaska, Canada, Scandinavia, Russia and places like that, while the penguins head south from Antarctica to... ummmm... :lol:

A meteorite that lands right on the border, or maybe it bounces after the first hit? Either way it will be sometinhg out of the ordinary indeed!

And here it is, it never fails, year after year she foretells the doom of her communist nemesis. :guffaw:

Category five hurricane wipes out Miami.
If at first you don't succeed... :lol:

Danger around the Queen.
Buckingham Palace on fire.
Royal staff will quit because of too many ghosts at Buckingham Palace.
And a misterious police box will be spotted somewhere around the place, surely... ;)

I would say that the President's life is always in danger
 
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