Psychic Nikki predicts 2014 - now with man eating gorilla!

[cobrien]

Hello, a new year is coming and in the time honored tradition, the only Psychic Nikki tells you what's coming up.

Or maybe not, I don't remember hearing about that panda rampage on news, for example, but hey, at least she's not afraid to try, you can't deny that.

So, this year, it looks like New York was picked for special treatment, just look at it:

Empire State Building tipping.

A shark will kill somebody at Coney Island, New York.

Terrorist attack in New York City.

Nuclear attack on New York.

Terrorist attack at the Empire State Building.

Terrorist attack New York City.

A great fire near the Hudson River, New York.

New York and Boston buried in snow.

Multiple shootings at Rockefeller Centre in New York City.

Ships blow up at port in New York City.

I take that terrorists will release their pet shark and attack the Empire State Building with a nuclear bomb while it tips over into the snow?

Civil war will break out in the US.

There you go, she's one brave woman, other people would stay on the safe side with non-specific "tragedies", but she goes right for civil war, I would love to see her face next year, "Say, how did that civil war go?".

Sex scandal in Washington.

I'm shocked, shocked! One sex scandal? One? Shame on you gentleman, where are the vigorous politicians of old, where's your drive, your energy?

A gorilla will eat its trainer.

Really? Don't you want to pick a more carnivorous animal? Positive? Oh well, maybe if we put enough mustard on that trainer...

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Wow, New York is fucked..

 

[Trekker4747]

Oh, Psychic Nikki, the things you come up with after doing two lines of coke, chasing it with a Red Bull and then huffing the fumes from mixing ammonia and bleach.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Psychic convention cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances".

 

[Miss Chicken]

I see that last year one of her predictions was 'wildfires in Australia'.

Duh, we have them almost every year.

She also predicted for 2012 'Passing of Nelson Mandela'

Given Mandela's age and health problems this 'prediction' didn't need any psychic powers to make.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I see that last year one of her predictions was 'wildfires in Australia'.

She ran calling wiiiiiiiiiiildfiiiiiiiiire.....

 

[Trekker4747]

I see that last year one of her predictions was 'wildfires in Australia'.

Duh, we have them almost every year.

She also predicted for 2012 'Passing of Nelson Mandela'

Given Mandela's age and health problems this 'prediction' didn't need any psychic powers to make.

She's also been known, and caught, editing her past predictions to fit actual events.

 

[scotpens]

I see that last year one of her predictions was 'wildfires in Australia'.

Duh, we have them almost every year.

She also predicted for 2012 'Passing of Nelson Mandela'

Given Mandela's age and health problems this 'prediction' didn't need any psychic powers to make.

Yeah, that's like "predicting" that some famous movie star or pop musician will be admitted to drug rehab.