Saw it today. It was entertaining, but there's so much wrong with it that it's staggering.
This is a major expedition with massive corporate funding, recruit the strangest geologist ever. And dumbest biologist (also In 2089 ugly glasses will be popular).
Black goo that does whatever it wants. Hey, is this the X-Files?
Acid for blood...for some reason. Makes non-earth worms hostile mutants...worms they didn't detect.
A map to the stars...not their home, but a bio-weapons facility...er...oaky.
And the theory going around the engineers hate us because of what happened to Jesus.
Let's hire Guy Pearce to play a 100 year old dude. Robert Duvall was unavailable.
Theron's character is a *censored* but will sleep with a guy she doesn't know after talking to him for 2 minutes. What? MAYBE TO PISS OFF HER DAD? Or that Robot turned her down?