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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Yeah, I know. Don't mind me; I'm just the moron who likes and appreciates the original, classic novel. :p

@ TheBoo: I hope you're being parodic... if not... all I can say is, I'm so sorry.

Sorry, I don't know what came over me.

I meant to say Battlefield Earth.

:devil:

;)
 
.... Aaaaand, director #2 woke up one recent morning, with one hell of a headache but sober nonetheless, and realized that actually making this movie would be only slightly less artistically vapid and personally degrading than doing an interpretive dance performance of Thomas Kincade's A Christmas Cottage while wearing a tutu made entirely of duct tape... as a fundraiser for a Scientology charity initiative to bring E-meters to rural pockets of Tasmania.

Seriously, fuck this project.

You don't like it, WE GET IT for fuck sake.
 
Hey, man, I'm just dispassionately reporting the facts. Don't shoot the messenger. :p
 
I wasn't too happy with the book but I'm actually looking forward to the movie. I think this is one of those that'll translate well on screen.
 
No kidding. I always do a double-take whenever I hear someone cite Austen for realistic characters. The hero and heroine are the only characters who exhibit any dimensionality (and even then, not much). Most everybody else can be defined by a single term, an adjective attached to a name--'bookish', 'flighty', 'air-headed', 'pedantic'--and who never stray in thought, speech or behaviour from the one feature that, one realizes, defines the totality of their being. Her books are populated not by characters, but caricatures.

Fictitiously yours, Trent Roman

And that was exactly the point of her novels.

Congratulations on "getting" Jane. ;)
 
What is it with Austen fans and the tendency to refer to the author on a first name basis? Makes even academics sound like housewives gossiping about celebrities at the grocery checkout.

And if you're going to write bad literature, at least have the decency to make it brief. Fucking Mansfield Park just went on and on and on...

Meanwhile, I can't believe we've had an Austen thread and I forgot to post this, the best version of Pride and Prejudice ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQLhIWnpM6M

Fictitiously yours, Trent Roman
 
Fucking Mansfield Park just went on and on and on...
This I actually agree with. I didn't finish Sense and Sensibility either, and only got a few chapters into Emma. The rest of her books, however, are much better paced. ;)
 
Just Google her. We can't be expected to do all your work. No way your tutor will have TurnItIn. However, I applaud your student credentials. Nobody worth the name would have started it before now.
 
Just Google her. We can't be expected to do all your work. No way your tutor will have TurnItIn. However, I applaud your student credentials. Nobody worth the name would have started it before now.
:guffaw::guffaw:That is one of the funniest replies of the day. Thanks Deckerd:guffaw::guffaw:
 
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