I've never seen a Boll film. I should check one out just to see how shitty it is.
Postal to open in four theaters; Uwe Boll criticizes you.
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You could probably find them online somewhere. Just watch the first five minutes of any of them and you'll see how he simply fails on every level to put a scene together. Hell, how can someone get Erica Durance and Kristanna Loken to take their tops off and not make it sexy or spine-tingling?
I've started to think this kind of behaviour must be an act. Save people sufering from mental problems, no one is deluded.
Boll is such a tool.
I think it's kind of genius though, in a way. He's developing such a niche that in 50 years, you'll see a Boll collection being sold everywhere for people who like bad films. 
I think it's kind of genius though, in a way. He's developing such a niche that in 50 years, you'll see a Boll collection being sold everywhere for people who like bad films.
Well, for some reason (maybe they lost a bet?), Lionsgate thought it would be a good idea to re-release Alone in the Dark as a special edition DVD ("unrated director's cut"!!!!). And Dungeon Siege is going to be on Blu-Ray (that's gonna collect a lot of dust at Best Buy).
He's already attained this sort of Ed Wood status. I've never watched a Boll film, but I gather there are lots of people who like watching shitty movies... and his actually have the money and "talent" behind them.
I wouldn't be surprised if there's a few people out there who actually like Boll's movies. Unfortunately for him they're all in the loony bin.
