Post your "FEARS" or else...

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Dude. All Bran. Every day.

 

[HIjol]

Here ya go:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark

Wiki is no match for UD.

Tanks both, but maybe uh oh? So sorry, I just could not resist the post, but I thought it was quality, yes!?

I know it was Science, but it really wasn't because, um...oh, hell, shutting up now!

 

[HIjol]

Having felt inspired by The Story of No Sticks, I've written this-here poem:

Untitled
by 2takesfrakes

She hears my grunts and growls
can't move my bowels
No bullet to bite on
I grip the towels
Fecal impaction's got traction
Need a chemical reaction
An enema ranked high
on Customer Satisfaction

So 'Frakes called my shop
It's name is "We Help You Plop"
His girl could be heard to say
"it's an Emergency! Come right away!"

We found'Frakes on the floor
Buttcrack against the door
Fecal frown framing 'FrakesFace
We knew it was a race
No bullet no towels
No movement of Bowels
Enemo, Enema, Enimat
Ah, that's the Spot

 

[think]

Obviously you don't look.

oh, no quite the opposite, I have been known to peek at the poop from way back, yes, indeedy bob!

However, comma, 'Frakes has described and redefined turddom in such a graphic way as to close a sphincter faster than a Cardassian disruptor closing the Bajoran Wormhole.

Faster than the Kelvin getting shoved up Nero's ass on the Narada

problem solved - because everyone likes to look..

 

[HIjol]

Obviously you don't look.

oh, no quite the opposite, I have been known to peek at the poop from way back, yes, indeedy bob!

However, comma, 'Frakes has described and redefined turddom in such a graphic way as to close a sphincter faster than a Cardassian disruptor closing the Bajoran Wormhole.

Faster than the Kelvin getting shoved up Nero's ass on the Narada

problem solved - because everyone likes to look..

Thank you, think Just perfect. And you cannot much better than perfect!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

@2Takes and @Hijol: Your songs would be perfect for Rammstein.

 

[publiusr]

I fear the end of NASA. Getting a new job, losing it--and not being able to get my steady old one back.

Poverty.

 

[2takesfrakes]

I yield to your take on 'Takes's take on the turd

Now I fear Doctors

Having a rat crawl up the pipes and into my shitter, when I'm taking a dump - that occassionally crosses my mind. It might bite my arse ... or dangly bits. Hopefully, I'd have Early Detection™ and flush that plague-infested rodent, just in The Nick of Time! Then, as the water whirls and swirls, the vermin would end up ripping on a floater, til he eats it in the ultimate wipe-out! Then ... down he goes!

 

[steveda19]

Heres one everyone is scared of...DEATH!!! If you're not scared of death you ether stupid or a fool.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Death is inevitable. Why be scared of something that you know must come?

 

[steveda19]

Let me ask you this.Suppose you get drafted into the military.Are you gonna report for duty or you're gonna run up into Canada?

 

[HIjol]

In this day and age, there is no "run." As to fearing death, as Laser said above, no point in sweating that, though there is a part of "death" that could be called "not yet." But I think that is a sadness.

Besides, 'Frakes has got me further freaked out and Very Concerned about my own "dangly bits."

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Let me ask you this.Suppose you get drafted into the military.Are you gonna report for duty or you're gonna run up into Canada?

I'll be totes heading for Canada, or maybe some place warmer.

 

[2takesfrakes]

Heres one everyone is scared of...DEATH!!! If you're not scared of death you ether stupid or a fool.

Why? You've known non-existance for something like 15 billion years, or so. Don't let this little hiccup on the road called "Life" throw you. It's just to relieve the monotony, that's all ...

 

[2takesfrakes]

Besides, 'Frakes has got me further freaked out and Very Concerned about my own "dangly bits."

Don't let your Dingle-Dangle dangle in the dirt. Pick up your Dingle-Dangle and tie it to your shirt!

>>SNORT!!!<<

 

[HIjol]

Besides, 'Frakes has got me further freaked out and Very Concerned about my own "dangly bits."

Don't let your Dingle-Dangle dangle in the dirt. Pick up your Dingle-Dangle and tie it to your shirt!

>>SNORT!!!<<

I wiped the dangle dirt from my dirty dingle dangle
I wiped my dirty dangle of the dirt upon my shirt
I tried to tie my cleaner dingle-dangle, tried, you see
but my little dingle dangle was too small for me to see!

 

[RandyS]

Heres one everyone is scared of...DEATH!!! If you're not scared of death you ether stupid or a fool.

When you've lived your entire life with a painful disability, and equally painful migraines, death can seem like a blessed release.

At least, there are days when you feel that way.