Post ridiculous summaries of actual things

[Lindley]

Warning: Chickens in mirror may be meaner than they appear.

 

[scottydog]

Frasier -- An American television series about a father and son living together who don't get along. The son also has a brother with whom he doesn't get along, and both brothers have a history of marrying women they don't get along with. The father also has a dog, Eddie, who doesn't get along with the son.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Every Quentin Tarantino movie ever made:

A bunch of people yell "FUCK!" and kill each other. The end.

 

[SPOCKED]

A copper penny dropped in a sparkling, ice filled Coke will dissolve in mere minutes.

No, it won't.

promotes both tooth and stomach lining decay.

Also not true.

HEY!! You're ruining the funny!!

 

[backstept]

High Definition - A meaningless phrase unless affixed to anything remotely related to consumer electronics, at which point the product in question instantly becomes ten times more expensive and twenty times more desireable.

 

[Goliath]

Adolf Hitler: A former artist, Hitler was elected Chancellor of Germany in 1933 and began a program of economic and political reforms that saw the country return to growth. Referred to by the German people as Führer, Hitler went to war with Europe's two major colonial powers in a conflict that led to the end of their discriminatory empires, and he attempted to overthrow the repressive communist regime in Russia. He was also involved in a war with the United States, a country that was attempting to develop nuclear weapons for use on civilians.

You win the internet.

 

[Argus Skyhawk]

The Wizard of Oz: Two women trying to kill each other over shoes.

Okay, I stole that one from Neroon's sig.

 

[6079SmithW]

The Big Bang: God spoke everything into existence. The End

Didn't He light a fart?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

3-D television:

FAD

 

[Bill Morris]

Star Trek, noninteractive audio-visual entertainment popular throughout the Zeta Reticuli system. Star Trek was produced by a nuclear-age civilization some 39 light-years distant yet has inspired a fashion renaissance in clothing, grapthics, architecture, food and drink, and even spaceship styling.