Porn Sting Goes To The Dogs

[Amaris]

Cops believe that the dog in question ... is a beagle.

You sir, win at the internets.

J.

 

[hellsgate]

~insert perverted thought of The Mystery Machine from "Scooby Doo", slightly rocking back n' forth or side to side, here.~

"Oh, Scooby! More! Don't stop till I have your litter!"
"Roh, Relma!!!"

 

[Amaris]

~insert perverted thought of The Mystery Machine from "Scooby Doo", slightly rocking back n' forth or side to side, here.~

"Oh, Scooby! More! Don't stop till I have your litter!"
"Roh, Relma!!!"

Relma, my ass!
Roh, Raphne!


J.

 

[TheSeeker]

She'll be allright, I hear her barks worse than her bite


Actually reading through it I thought it would be actually "sex" with it, which it isn't. Still frakking dodgy though
"Come here Toby"

Yeah, pretty weird stuff.

 

[Sephiroth]

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[CaptJimboJones]

Reminds me of the story of the (male) Boeing engineer who died of internal hemmoraging after having anal sex with a horse. The guy actually trained the horse to shag him. He had some buddies with him at the time but refused to let them take him to the hospital because he was afraid he'd lose his job if his particular fetish was discovered.

It's a sick, sick world out there.

 

[Guartho]

My favorite bit from the police report is this typo:

I then had Owen read the bestiality statue...

I both do and do not want to know what a bestiality statue looks like.

 

[Ethros]

I wonder if she likes it doggy-style?

 

[msbae]

How 'drunk' would you have to be to want to screw a dog?

 

[Gil T.Azell]

How 'drunk' would you have to be to want to screw a dog?

A co worker was at a party once where a host was caught putting peanut-butter down there so the dog would lap it up.
Maybe she let the dog lick her??
(its still sick!)

 

[msbae]

How 'drunk' would you have to be to want to screw a dog?

A co worker was at a party once where a host was caught putting peanut-butter down there so the dog would lap it up.
Maybe she let the dog lick her??
(its still sick!)

I didn't need that image in my head...

 

[Sephiroth]

thread, pics, useless, ect

 

[archeryguy1701]

^I don't know... I think we can honestly say we've found one of those rare threads where a lack of pictures is an actual improvement.

 

[TheSeeker]

How 'drunk' would you have to be to want to screw a dog?

A co worker was at a party once where a host was caught putting peanut-butter down there so the dog would lap it up.
Maybe she let the dog lick her??
(its still sick!)

According to the report that's exactly what happened.

 

[RJDiogenes]

My, my, the things that do go on....

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Then there's the old joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "Thats quite a heavy drink. Whats the problem?"

After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend."

Wow," says the barkeep., "What did you do about it?"

"I walked over to my wife, looked her in the eye, told her to pack her stuff, and get the hell out."

"That makes sense," remarks the barkeep., "And, what about your best friend?"

"I looked him right in the eye and yelled, "Bad dog!

 

[Elwin Ransom]

Apparently the dog didn't want her, though. It just got bored and wandered away; guess she wasn't in heat?

 

[Mallory]

A beagle?

 

[Guartho]

If it was a Beagle she should've used cheese.

 

[Ethros]

If it was a Beagle she should've used cheese.

was it Porthos?