Poor TrekBBS

[Canadave]

I use Google Chrome as my primary browser, which means that the address bar is also a Google search bar. So when I type something in, I get Google Search Autocomplete suggestions, along with previously visited web addresses.

Anyway, today, I typed in TrekBBS, and for whatever reason, the URL for Misc (which usually pops up, and probably says something about my BBS habits) didn't come up. Instead, I got the Autocomplete for "trekbbs," and, well... the first result is a little sad.

 

[ares93]

i get the news forum with operas speed dial (bing)

 

[Spot's Meow]

Aww, that's sad. Sometimes what you type into those boxes can produce some disturbing results, such as when I start a sentence with "why can't" and the first result is "why can't I own a Canadian?"

 

[RJDiogenes]

What can we do to cheer up TrekBBS?

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Don't feel bad, Trek BBS. I don't have a "Hot Sex" forum either.

 

[Shatnertage]

I don't see it as sad at all--more like "Trek BBS is down with all the latest stuff crazy kids are doing today."

 

[Canadave]

Aww, that's sad. Sometimes what you type into those boxes can produce some disturbing results, such as when I start a sentence with "why can't" and the first result is "why can't I own a Canadian?"

Supply and demand. There's 6 billion people in the world and only 34 million of us, so we're really bloody expensive. Only the world's richest people can afford to buy a Canadian.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Aww, that's sad. Sometimes what you type into those boxes can produce some disturbing results, such as when I start a sentence with "why can't" and the first result is "why can't I own a Canadian?"

Supply and demand. There's 6 billion people in the world and only 34 million of us, so we're really bloody expensive. Only the world's richest people can afford to buy a Canadian.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Don't feel bad, Trek BBS. I don't have a "Hot Sex" forum either.

The aftermath of a "Hot Sex" forum would be a herpes forum.

 

[DeafPoet]

Aww, that's sad. Sometimes what you type into those boxes can produce some disturbing results, such as when I start a sentence with "why can't" and the first result is "why can't I own a Canadian?"

Supply and demand. There's 6 billion people in the world and only 34 million of us, so we're really bloody expensive. Only the world's richest people can afford to buy a Canadian.

There are exceptions of course. Some of our citizens can be had hourly at staggeringly competitive rates!

 

[Australis]

The weird thing is that was about the board being down a YEAR ago, single result only. Results after that include "House allowed to burn down" "Sparborth stepped down" and so on.

So who's paying Google to rate TBBS in such a way?

 

[Canadave]

The weird thing is that was about the board being down a YEAR ago, single result only. Results after that include "House allowed to burn down" "Sparborth stepped down" and so on.

So who's paying Google to rate TBBS in such a way?

Trekweb!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

What can we do to cheer up TrekBBS?

We should take the BBS out on a date!

 

[BolianAuthor]

I really would like to know how to buy a Canadian...

 

[Brent]

If this forum were corporeal, I would entertain the thought of a sexual encounter with it.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I really would like to know how to buy a Canadian...

A couple of loonies should do it ...

 

[RJDiogenes]

"Sparborth stepped down"

Is that a character from Hitchhiker's Guide or something?

 

[Australis]

 

[SPOCKED]

If this forum were corporeal, I would entertain the thought of a sexual encounter with it.

Just got a PM from trekbbs... says it prefers an enema

 

[RJDiogenes]

Heh. Still sounds like someone from Hitchhiker's Guide.