Poll: boxers or briefs? (thread rating: PG-13)

[Sector 7]

I answered boxers, because I wear those most often. However, I do have a couple pair of boxer-briefs... they are only worn in cooler weather, since I sweat more "down there" in warmer weather. Boxers are much cooler during warm weather in the South.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

...as I remember, along with the clean underwear thing, there were only 4 Major Perils:

Fall down
Break your neck
Poke someone's eye out
Catch pneumonia

Ah, the old days...

My mother had a generic warning: "Someone's going to get hurt!" It was usually addressed to both my father and my little tomboy self when we were roughhousing.

 

[Melakon]

^ And "look both ways when crossing the street".

Since I walk with a cane, if a small child starts getting curious about it in public, I tell them it's because I didn't listen to my parents.

 

[Trekker4747]

Boxer-briefs.

 

[MacLeod]

Trunks (aka boxer-briefs).

They are very comfortable to wear.

 

[propita]

I wear boxer briefs. You get the full support of a brief, but a little more leg room with the boxer part of it.

Hubby has mostly boxer-briefs, a few briefs, not really any “real” boxers. I like the boxer-briefs. Very sexy.

Of course, I wouldn’t minded seeing him in some of those leather “briefs” from “300.” Oh my!

 

[rhubarbodendron]

I haven't seen that one. Would that type of undies be leather-loincloth-like, as Tarzan's?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I WANT ASSLESS CHAPS

Life is unfair.

 

[rhubarbodendron]

It is indeed. But if life was fair it'd propably be a bit boring. No challenges and no room for improvement.
(and no, "room for improvement" has nothing whatsoever to do with male underwear )

 

[CorporalCaptain]

I went with boxers and neither, since sometimes I go commando. The rest of the time, it's boxers.

 

[Drone]

Briefs, although recently certain aspects of my...uh, frame have made wearing my current stock slightly less comfortable.

BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GOING TO RELOAD OVER SOME EVEN NOT SO SLIGHT PRESSURE!!!!

 

[rhubarbodendron]

this might cheer you up:

"a man without a belly is a cripple"
Bavarian proverb

 

[Drone]

this might cheer you up:

"a man without a belly is a cripple"
Bavarian proverb

Thanks for the good thoughts. By the way, is that a bonafide saying or is it Bavarian in the sense that Banacek's bon mots are genuinely Polish!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykuGCT2uixk

 

[rhubarbodendron]

naaah, it's a genuine Native Bavarian proverbial phrase



note to Mods:
I know we shouldn't revive dead threads but I'd like to give a few newbies a chance to add their 2 cents and I still need to count the boxerbrief votes that don't show in the initial poll as I hadn't been aware of their existence when I started the thread. So please don't lock it just yet.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

I still need to count the boxerbrief votes.

Man, it's like Bush v. Gore in 2000. This is tense.

 

[SPCTRE]

Boxers, 100%*.

*(Okay, one exception to be fair: When I'm wearing dress pants I have to switch to relatively tight-fitting boxer-briefs, because boxers showing under dress pants is obviously a no-go.)

Man, it's like Bush v. Gore in 2000. This is tense.

Brief-wearers, I have only one question for you: Why do you hate America?

 

[KaineMorrison]

I voted Neither, because there was not an Option for Nothing...

 

[Green Shirt]

I answered boxers, because I wear those most often. However, I do have a couple pair of boxer-briefs... they are only worn in cooler weather, since I sweat more "down there" in warmer weather. Boxers are much cooler during warm weather in the South.

Have you tried Under Armour boxers and baby powder? Works for me.

 

[Reaperman]

Boxers - can't be doing with "budgie smugglers" and all the associated chafing

 

[rhubarbodendron]

{{{{{Reapie}}}}} Welcome! Where have you been hiding? I haven't seen you in ages!

This is tense.

is that supposed to count as a vote for briefs?
Contrary to that infamous vote I intend to count correctly.