Police shoot naked man chewing on victim's face

[Kirkman1987]

In similar news:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151830/Man-stabs-throws-intestines-police.html

I've heard of throwing yourself at someone, but this is ridiculous.

 

[Tiberius]

Or maybe they're just SAYING it was LSD because if they told the truth that it was a zombie, no one would believe them...

I'll give you a third, even more terrifying possibility... zombies on LSD!!!

Drugs have no effect on zombies, because they can't absorb them into the bloodstream. No blood circulation.

Do you know nothing?!?!?!?!

 

[scotpens]

Sounds like an argument. The naked guy didn't have to bite his head off like that! The victim really got chewed out.

Brings new meaning to the phrase "in-your-face confrontation."

I'm so sick and tired of the shoot first, ask questions later police state mentality. You take your clothes off and eat one guy's face on an off-ramp, and suddenly everyone assumes you're the bad guy and opens fire. What has this country come to?

It's not just faces. They won't even let you eat feet anymore. You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal!

We used to walk ten miles barefoot through the snow to enjoy some Italian or Chinese face at Janus' Diner.

I wouldn't trust the food at a place where the owner was two-faced.