Plot hole Shatty: Part 4!!!!

[CorporalCaptain]

OK, boys and girls, there's one thing that a lot of people have been overlooking (for four threads now):

They didn't hire me [or insert your own name here] to re-imagine Kirk and Spock Star Trek the way I [or whoever] preferred it to be done. The cognitive dissonance from reaching for those sour grapes creates the biggest freaking plot hole in the whole damn universe!

 

[cooleddie74]

Scotty and Keenser didn't have a gay tryst in a jacuzzi.


Inappropriate plot hole!!!

 

[number6]

Scotty and Keenser didn't have a gay tryst in a jacuzzi.


Inappropriate plot hole!!!

To be fair, they are clearly saving that for the sequel.

And if it doesn't happen,



PLOTHOLE XII: The Sequaal.

 

[cooleddie74]

Scotty didn't kill any zombies to the background sounds of 20th century Queen songs.


Plot Hole of the Dead!!!

 

[rahullak]

Kirk, Sulu and Olsen didn't burn up on atmospheric entry!

PLOT HOLE!

 

[number6]

Kirk, Sulu and Olsen didn't burn up on atmospheric entry!

PLOT HOLE!

That was explained at great length in the "real" plot hole threads. Not a plot hole at all.

 

[Deckerd]

Kirk, Sulu and Olsen didn't burn up on atmospheric entry!

PLOT HOLE!

That was explained at great length in the "real" plot hole threads. Not a plot hole at all.

I don't believe you. It was an atmospheric plot hole.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Or O-Zone layer PLOT HOLE!

 

[cooleddie74]

Nero's deleted scene involving Rura Penthe didn't have a shapeshifting supermodel in it.


Plot hole!!!

 

[Broccoli]

All the aliens in the movie speak ENGLISH!

PLOT HOLE! Pre-Abrams Trek wouldn't have been that stupid!

 

[cooleddie74]

We didn't see a men's toilet aboard the Enterprise.


Plot hole!!!!


Wait...never mind.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

An alien male and a human female had a child together.

As if!!!

Plot hole!!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Winona Kirk wasn't being bugged by Hugh Laurie as she was giving birth.


Plot hole!!!

 

[M'Sharak]

Or O-Zone layer PLOT HOLE!

If only I knew an Alt-code for subscript 3s.

 

[cooleddie74]

The Enterprise bridge didn't have a little rectangular red-alert light next to the turbolift doors.

Plot hole!!!

 

[number6]

There isn't a trapezoid shaped red light on the Helm/Nav console that goes boop-boop-boop.

Plaut Hawl.

 

[Broccoli]

Chekov didn't mention Khan.

Plot hole!

 

[Alrik]

They didn't show Kirk banging Carol Marcus.


Plot Hole.

 

[cooleddie74]

The movie lacked a redshirt getting zapped and vaporized by a bolt of lightning.


Plot hole!!!

 

[Set Harth]

Nero didn't act like a leader, he acted like a HUGE ASS.

BUTT HOLE!