Plot hole Shatty: Part 4!!!!

[F. King Daniel]

1. Kirk is a child in the scene where he drives the car over the cliff, but THEN he's SUDDENLY in his 20's. OMG WTF??? How do you explain that??

2. Kirk leaves Uhura and Gaila's dorm in his underwear, then SUDDENLY everyone's in uniform doing the Kobayashi Maru test. Holy fuck! Is Paul Manheim conducting temporal experiments in this movie????? Since we never saw Kirk change, it's NOT CANON. Thus he's doing the Kobayshi Maru test in his UNDERWEAR. Can you say P-L-O-T H-O-L-E?

3. Spock shows emotions when VULCANS HAVE NEVER SHOWN EMOTION EVER BEFORE in any of the episodes that count.

4. The transporter swirls instead of sparkles. JEEEZUS JEREMY ABRAMS WTFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[jaygibson77]

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LOL! Didn't need my morning coffee after reading this!

 

[G2309]

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Chekovs accent is more realistic than in TOS.

Disgrace!

 

[Robert D. Robot]

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And another thing... despite all the hours (days?) that elapse over the course of the narrative, NO ONE has to use the bathroom! Completely unbelievable!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

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I spotted quite a few plot holes.

1. Kirk drove his stepfather's Stingray into a plot hole.
2. Nero's ship came out of a swirling plot hole in space and ended up in one too.
3. Nero's ship also drilled a plot hole right to the core of Vulcan.

 

[Dukhat]

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1. Kirk is a child in the scene where he drives the car over the cliff, but THEN he's SUDDENLY in his 20's. OMG WTF??? How do you explain that??

You know what? The same gol-durng thing happens with Spock! First he's a child, then he's an adult joining the Science Academy! WTF???

2. Kirk leaves Uhura and Gaila's dorm in his underwear, then SUDDENLY everyone's in uniform doing the Kobayashi Maru test. Holy fuck! Is Paul Manheim conducting temporal experiments in this movie????? Since we never saw Kirk change, it's NOT CANON. Thus he's doing the Kobayshi Maru test in his UNDERWEAR. Can you say P-L-O-T H-O-L-E?

Clearly a plot hole here. This is just Abrams yet again showing his complete and utter ignorance to the Great Bird of the Galaxy's true vision of future people outgrowing the constricting need for underwear. They should all have been naked! Did you see those bodies? Nobody needs to worry about vanity in the future. There are no fat-asses and ugly people in the 23rd century. WTF were you thinking, JJ???

And futhermore, there's yet another plot hole here: Uhura and Gaila clearly got their completely un-erotic underwear from Viktor's Secret of the Iron Curtain. But the Soviet Union fell in the 20th century! And you can't claim that it's because this is an alternate universe, because Nero changed things in the 23rd century, not the 20th.

3. Spock shows emotions when VULCANS HAVE NEVER SHOWN EMOTION EVER BEFORE in any of the episodes that count.

No problem here. In this new universe the Federation found those spores that made Spock go all googly. Uhura was secretly dumping them in his morning coffee.

4. The transporter swirls instead of sparkles. JEEEZUS JEREMY ABRAMS WTFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Shit, you got me here. I have no explanation for that one.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

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THEY CHNAGED THE PHOTON TORPEDO SOUND PLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!

 

[SmoothieX]

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I drilled your mom right in her plot hole.

 

[cooleddie74]

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The biggest plot hole? How come the entire crew is gorgeous or handsome? Where are the average-looking 23rd century schlubs?

And while we're at it, why don't Vulcans fart? All they eat are damned vegetables.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

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NUKIRK HAD BLUE EYES WHEN HE SHOULD HAVE BROWN EYES. PLOT HOLE!

 

[number6]

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Shatner's eyes are hazel.

 

[Satyrquaze]

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I spotted quite a few plot holes.

1. Kirk drove his stepfather's Stingray into a plot hole.
2. Nero's ship came out of a swirling plot hole in space and ended up in one too.
3. Nero's ship also drilled a plot hole right to the core of Vulcan.

Don't forget about the plot hole drilled into San Fransico bay right next to the Golden Gate Bridge.

 

[number6]

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Kirk tried to drill a plot hole into Gaila, but Uhura intervened.

 

[Satyrquaze]

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Do we think that Spock drilled a plot hole in Uhura?

 

[Borgminister]

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The biggest plot hole? How come the entire crew is gorgeous or handsome? Where are the average-looking 23rd century schlubs?

And while we're at it, why don't Vulcans fart? All they eat are damned vegetables.

Beano. It's only logical.

 

[Set Harth]

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Do we think that Spock drilled a plot hole in Uhura?

Spock wants someone to drill his own plot hole.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

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Shatner's eyes are hazel.

WILL THE PLOTS NEVER END!?

 

[Satyrquaze]

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Do we think that Spock drilled a plot hole in Uhura?

Spock wants someone to drill his own plot hole.

So, Spocks wants someone to take control of his drill to create more plot holes...

Sulu maybe?

 

[Hartzilla2007]

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PHASERS ARE RED AND NOT BLUE PLOT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE

 

[Nerd unRage]

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Finally, a plot hole thread that brings up the true plot holes in the movie!