Planet of the Dead info

[Samurai8472]

If The Doctor went to ASDA to get some fucking tea bags he'd end up thwarting the invasion plans of a caffeine-based life form.

"The boston tea party here we go!"

And we'll find out all the tea are alive and were subjugated to murder by being dumped in the water.

"I CAN SAVE THE TEA!"

But one tea chest gets knocked overboard...The Doctor reaches out with an anguished look on his face...but he can't reach far enough...

"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry..."

and the tea makes a sad ewok moan as it sinks

 

[HappyDayRiot]

You forgot how the idiots who leave the milk till last and as a result suffer overflow then drip tea EVERYWHERE taking it to the sink or another room, thus WASTING precious tea.

The Doctor needs to address these people and this issue. I propose it be Moffat's first uber-finale.

 

[Jim Steele]

You forgot how the idiots who leave the milk till last and as a result suffer overflow then drip tea EVERYWHERE taking it to the sink or another room, thus WASTING precious tea.

But it's not the leaving the milk 'til last that's at fault, that helps diffusion (a process which milk stops dead almost), it's the lack of forethought and preparation.

Basically, Batman would make a mean cuppa.

 

[ITL]

You forgot how the idiots who leave the milk till last and as a result suffer overflow then drip tea EVERYWHERE taking it to the sink or another room, thus WASTING precious tea.

But it's not the leaving the milk 'til last that's at fault, that helps diffusion (a process with milk stops dead almost), it's the lack of forethought and preparation.

Basically, Batman would make a mean cuppa.

I wonder if he's a Hob-Nob man...I mean, obviously he likes a biccy, but which one?

Again, this is important. If a little not-at-all-on-topic.

 

[Jim Steele]

I think he gets those bat-shaped biccies from Greggs at halloween.

"I like t' dip fookin' wings", he would say.

 

[wamdue]

^ what did I miss?

 

[Jim Steele]

^ what did I miss?

Knowing you, a rhino from ten yards.

 

[wamdue]

guess looking on page 8 might help

 

[HappyDayRiot]

Milk before water, water before milk... seriously, it doesn't matter. I drink at least 5 teas a day made through either method and it doesn't make a shred of difference which way round it is.

Also, Douglas Adams and Stephen Fry both advocate putting the milk in first. That's all the argument the milk-purists need. You won't beat those two Jimmy.

 

[Jim Steele]

Milk before water, water before milk... seriously, it doesn't matter. I drink at least 5 teas a day made through either method and it doesn't make a shred of difference which way round it is.

Also, Douglas Adams and Stephen Fry both advocate putting the milk in first. That's all the argument the milk-purists need. You won't beat those two Jimmy.

Two men whom I adore and respect, but fuck it, they are wrong.

 

[Tomalak]

Indeed. The Queen has the milk second, as nature intended. I'm no royalist, but I think this is a case of 'nuff said.

 

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.........[American accent]what the hell are you all talking about???[/American accent]

 

[Starkers]

The following was stolen from RTD's script for Planet of the Dead.

Character A "No, it's ok, people who like to put the milk in first now can, they legalised it you know."

Character B. "Really? You know I can't help wondering if this is a metaphor for something...."

 

[ChristopherPike]

There are those who forgo milk and like their tea with lemon. That's citrus, fruit.

 

[wamdue]

The following was stolen from RTD's script for Planet of the Dead.

Character A "No, it's ok, people who like to put the milk in first now can, they legalised it you know."

Character B. "Really? You know I can't help wondering if this is a metaphor for something...."

are they visiting a planet based on the US view of England?

 

[Bacl]

Oh, stop being being silly. You don't put milk in tea.

 

[ITL]

Oh, stop being being silly. You don't put milk in tea.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Oh, stop being being silly. You don't put milk in tea.

Burn the heretic...

 

[Samurai8472]

Thats Genocide for the tea!

i'm going to save all the tea, EVERYBODY LIVE!

 

[Starkers]

The following was stolen from RTD's script for Planet of the Dead.

Character A "No, it's ok, people who like to put the milk in first now can, they legalised it you know."

Character B. "Really? You know I can't help wondering if this is a metaphor for something...."

are they visiting a planet based on the US view of England?

No! I could explain but...well think about the cyborgs in VotD!