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Is the camera over his shoulder? Maybe we can read along.
Looking For Ms Good-Medbay (DS9)
Bashir falls in love and has short, unfulfilling relationships with several of his patients, just hoping to find the patient he wants to spend the rest of his life with.
Bashir falls in love and has short, unfulfilling relationships with several of his patients, just hoping to find the patient he wants to spend the rest of his life with.
ENT "Who Pooped on the Captain's Bed" A thriller through the eyes of Porthos where all the crew is suspect.
DSC "Saru does a Funny" Go behind the scenes to Saru's stand up routine
TOS "Love in the All the Wrong Places" Kirk's journey to a specialized clinic for an alien STD
TNG "Shuffles" Watching Data shuffle cards at a poker table
DS9 "The Great War" Quark and Odo's versions on why the conference was destroyed and it started off with a thumb war.
VOY "Paris" Neelix secretly watches Paris on he steals food from the galley
DSC "Saru does a Funny" Go behind the scenes to Saru's stand up routine
TOS "Love in the All the Wrong Places" Kirk's journey to a specialized clinic for an alien STD
TNG "Shuffles" Watching Data shuffle cards at a poker table
DS9 "The Great War" Quark and Odo's versions on why the conference was destroyed and it started off with a thumb war.
VOY "Paris" Neelix secretly watches Paris on he steals food from the galley
It's supposed to be terrible ideas.
The Discovery musical episode that, oddly, only uses songs by Neil Diamond.
An episode of Enterprise called "Forty-Seven Minutes" which involves people going in and out of the decontamination chamber at a busy port. It's the same shot, except for act 4, which features an 8 minute long zoom-in shot toward T'Pol.
Commander Riker watches an episode of Star Trek: Enterprise on the holodeck.
Discovery "Muddled Reflections" - The crew of the Discovery enroute to pick up their new captain receive a distress call from a disabled shuttlecraft where they find Harry Mudd - from the Mirror Universe! A bumbling assistant-to-the-Rebel sympathizer, Mudd seeks asylum aboard Discovery just as Captain James Halpert of the ISS Dunder-Mifflin jumps in with it's displacement-activated-beets-hub drive, demanding the immediately surrender of the traitorous Mudd for crimes against the Empire.
Voyager - "Promotions" - Ensign Kim finally receives a promotion to Lieutenant. However, as soon as the rank pip is applied to his collar, a half-Borgified Kazon named Maj Tiberius-Augustus Picard, a visitor from the future materializes through an Iconian gateway, and warns that promoting Harry Kim will lead to a series of catastrophic events that will cause the downfall of Starfleet, the crumbling of the Federation, and inevitably the destruction of the entire universe. In an effort to maintain existence for all, Harry Kim is demoted back to Ensign. Special Guest Star Patrick Stewart as his descendant Maj Tiberius-Augustus Picard.
Voyager - "Promotions" - Ensign Kim finally receives a promotion to Lieutenant. However, as soon as the rank pip is applied to his collar, a half-Borgified Kazon named Maj Tiberius-Augustus Picard, a visitor from the future materializes through an Iconian gateway, and warns that promoting Harry Kim will lead to a series of catastrophic events that will cause the downfall of Starfleet, the crumbling of the Federation, and inevitably the destruction of the entire universe. In an effort to maintain existence for all, Harry Kim is demoted back to Ensign. Special Guest Star Patrick Stewart as his descendant Maj Tiberius-Augustus Picard.
Nope, just the cover.
Threshold.
Attempting to break a speed barrier Capt Janeway and Tom Paris turn into lizards and have babies.
Wait a minute.... that sounds familiar.
Attempting to break a speed barrier Capt Janeway and Tom Paris turn into lizards and have babies.
Wait a minute.... that sounds familiar.
The Changing Face Of Honor (DSC)
It turns out, ten years ago the Klingons were inflicted with a horrible disease that changes their face and makes them more monstrous. In an effort to end the war, Stammets uses the spores to find a cure for this virus, but it has a side effect of making the eugenic manipulation from Enterprise contagious to the entire Klingon population, giving them all human-like faces. He swears, even if it takes another twenty years, he will find a cure for the virus to restore them to their natural faces.
Drawn Out (DSC)
Through an accident traversing the mycelial network, Discovery finds a parallel universe where everything is almost exactly the same except that it looks like a cartoon, and needs to escape back to its own universe.
It turns out, ten years ago the Klingons were inflicted with a horrible disease that changes their face and makes them more monstrous. In an effort to end the war, Stammets uses the spores to find a cure for this virus, but it has a side effect of making the eugenic manipulation from Enterprise contagious to the entire Klingon population, giving them all human-like faces. He swears, even if it takes another twenty years, he will find a cure for the virus to restore them to their natural faces.
Drawn Out (DSC)
Through an accident traversing the mycelial network, Discovery finds a parallel universe where everything is almost exactly the same except that it looks like a cartoon, and needs to escape back to its own universe.
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DSC: Turnabout
As a "trust building exercise" after catching her lying to him in the Mirror Universe, Saru takes Burnham to San Francisco's hottest new restaurant Heston's, to try their signiture dish.
Heston's: Where the Orion servers are not the only green around.
(Alt tagline: You'll never guess what it's made from!)
As a "trust building exercise" after catching her lying to him in the Mirror Universe, Saru takes Burnham to San Francisco's hottest new restaurant Heston's, to try their signiture dish.
Heston's: Where the Orion servers are not the only green around.
(Alt tagline: You'll never guess what it's made from!)
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Leaping Legumes
While researching a new method for regenerating spores, Stamets accidentally creates a mycelial link to black beans. Every taco tuesday, the ship is transported to a new destination along the network, and the crew must resolve whatever crisis they're facing before the ship jumps again, which it will do anywhere between 24-72 hours after its initial jump. Every time they fail, they create a new enemy of the Federation, therefore success is paramount. And delicious.
While researching a new method for regenerating spores, Stamets accidentally creates a mycelial link to black beans. Every taco tuesday, the ship is transported to a new destination along the network, and the crew must resolve whatever crisis they're facing before the ship jumps again, which it will do anywhere between 24-72 hours after its initial jump. Every time they fail, they create a new enemy of the Federation, therefore success is paramount. And delicious.
DSC: Sliders
The spore drive gets broken and every leap takes the Discovery crew to different, slightly alternate universes. In the first episode of this bold new arc, the crew visit a universe where everything is the same except federation warp nacelles glow turquoise.
The spore drive gets broken and every leap takes the Discovery crew to different, slightly alternate universes. In the first episode of this bold new arc, the crew visit a universe where everything is the same except federation warp nacelles glow turquoise.
Supersize Us - DS9
In a desperate bid to increase profit Quark transitions his bar into a fast food restaurant causing an obesity epidemic on the station.
In a desperate bid to increase profit Quark transitions his bar into a fast food restaurant causing an obesity epidemic on the station.
"Wavehold"
Experimenting again with soliton waves, Wesley and Troi are sent in a shuttle to speeds exceeding warp ten. They come back salamanders and Salamander Troi has had Salamander Wesley's babies.
Experimenting again with soliton waves, Wesley and Troi are sent in a shuttle to speeds exceeding warp ten. They come back salamanders and Salamander Troi has had Salamander Wesley's babies.
Miss Temporal Galaxy (DSC, etc.)
Through a glitch in the mycelial network and a bit of snark on Stamets's part, the ship is, along with others in time, forced into orbit around an enormous arena planet. All of the women are immediately transported off-ship and into the arena, to take place in what Commander Saru determines to be a long-lost art form referred to as a 'beauty pageant'.
T'Pol makes it through the swimsuit section but loses in the talent portion. Janeway crushes the evening gown competition via sabotaging Troi's Halston gown. Kira answers mindless questions about saving the planet. Uhura beats everyone in the talent competition, M'Ress wins, and Tilly takes up clog dancing.
Through a glitch in the mycelial network and a bit of snark on Stamets's part, the ship is, along with others in time, forced into orbit around an enormous arena planet. All of the women are immediately transported off-ship and into the arena, to take place in what Commander Saru determines to be a long-lost art form referred to as a 'beauty pageant'.
T'Pol makes it through the swimsuit section but loses in the talent portion. Janeway crushes the evening gown competition via sabotaging Troi's Halston gown. Kira answers mindless questions about saving the planet. Uhura beats everyone in the talent competition, M'Ress wins, and Tilly takes up clog dancing.
Cupid's Arrow (TNG): A blue alien with pheromones that make people sex crazy comes aboard and rapes the entire cast.
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