A Really Big Mirror (DSC): Discovery jumps around time, and finds that everybody in history who has been evil was actually from the mirror universe, completely negating all moral choices that have ever been made.
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"Neelix's Day"
Following Neelix around on his daily routine. Try not to kill yourself ten minutes in.
"Sub Rosa II"
It's back and it's angry. And it wants to violate somebody again.
Following Neelix around on his daily routine. Try not to kill yourself ten minutes in.
"Sub Rosa II"
It's back and it's angry. And it wants to violate somebody again.
This Morning With Neelix: A full episode of Neelix's morning show.
TNG "Tapestries" - During poker night, the crew reminisces about the time they changed uniforms between seasons 2 and 3, and the death of a beloved Enterprise crewmember! See the exciting, forgotten, untold adventure of Dr. Beverly Crusher as she arrives aboard the Enterprise-D from Starfleet Medical with new collar-style Starfleet uniforms.
The big twist at the end of the episode is that Dr. Crusher designed the new uniforms because she had nothing better to do at Starfleet Medical, and she made them from the cloth she bought at Farpoint Station back in the episode Encounter at Farpoint. Oh, and Dr. Pulaski tragically but not unexpectedly falls down a turboshaft while trying to avoid the transporter. Dr. Crusher agrees to fill the opening left by her departure.
The big twist at the end of the episode is that Dr. Crusher designed the new uniforms because she had nothing better to do at Starfleet Medical, and she made them from the cloth she bought at Farpoint Station back in the episode Encounter at Farpoint. Oh, and Dr. Pulaski tragically but not unexpectedly falls down a turboshaft while trying to avoid the transporter. Dr. Crusher agrees to fill the opening left by her departure.
TOS "the animated universe" - through a freak accident all of reality itself is transformed from physical matter into a cartoon
Is that Lieutenant Welshy on the left?
"Protectors of the Promised Land" (New Series) -- Two Starfleet Officers: one from the 23rd Century searching for Humpback Whales, and one from the 24th Century lost through the Orb of Time, are stranded in 1986.
From the 23rd Century: Admiral James T. Kirk, posing as T.J. Hooker: an Officer of the Law.
From the 24th Century: Captain Ben Sisko, posing as Hawk: an Enforcer on the Side of Good.
And from 1986... Gary Seven! Raised by an Alien Society to save Humanity from itself.
Together with Roberta Lincoln, who ended up in the Wrong Office at the Wrong Time.
And joined by Vic Fontaine! A hologram, a lounge singer, and a bad-ass motherfucker you don't wanna mess with!
Hilarity Ensues in this brand-new Cop Comedy. It's a Star Trek series like you've never seen before! Hitting the airwaves hard This Fall on CBS All Access!
From the 23rd Century: Admiral James T. Kirk, posing as T.J. Hooker: an Officer of the Law.
From the 24th Century: Captain Ben Sisko, posing as Hawk: an Enforcer on the Side of Good.
And from 1986... Gary Seven! Raised by an Alien Society to save Humanity from itself.
Together with Roberta Lincoln, who ended up in the Wrong Office at the Wrong Time.
And joined by Vic Fontaine! A hologram, a lounge singer, and a bad-ass motherfucker you don't wanna mess with!
Hilarity Ensues in this brand-new Cop Comedy. It's a Star Trek series like you've never seen before! Hitting the airwaves hard This Fall on CBS All Access!
Effusion (VGR)
The episode's opener features Neelix bringing Seven some breakfast in engineering, his famous leola root pancakes and leola root juice. A small accident results in him spilling most of the juice into the dilithium chamber. Neelix spends most of the first act performing a jaunty yet inexplicable Talaxian slapstick comedy routine to hide his mistake from the Engineering crew before Captain Janeway orders warp speed.
When the engines engage the interaction between the Leola root and Dilithium in Voyager's warp core slings them through the leolaceial network (escape from which requires diverting life support to the structural integrity and reversing some polarities), but after just a few minutes they jump back to real space and discover they're 10,000 light years closer to Earth.
The crew spends the whole second act reading mission reports from the USS Discovery's spore drive experiments, from padds that Neelix needlessly delivers around the ship while attempting to push the remaining leola root juice on unsuspecting ensigns. The entire bridge staff decamp to a holodeck simulation of the drive that somehow features several underdressed women in bikinis programmed by Mr Paris at the bridge stations. Tuvok immediately threatens Paris with brig time, while Kim slaps him heartily on the back and asks if he'll save them in computer memory for 'later'.
Finally they try a longer jump, but discover a terrible side effect - explosive flatulence, and on returning to normal space, one by one each crewperson succumbs to trapped wind.
The Doctor races against time to find the cure, which turns out to be Alka Seltzer mixed with a mild dose of Anesthizine pumped through the ventilation system.
The crew resolves never to travel this way again, choosing to continue their journey over the possibility of more embarrassing stomach cramps (which is still somehow through the Delta quadrant despite all the action in this episode surely putting them in Beta quadrant by now at the very least, but who's counting these things, eh?)
THE END.
The episode's opener features Neelix bringing Seven some breakfast in engineering, his famous leola root pancakes and leola root juice. A small accident results in him spilling most of the juice into the dilithium chamber. Neelix spends most of the first act performing a jaunty yet inexplicable Talaxian slapstick comedy routine to hide his mistake from the Engineering crew before Captain Janeway orders warp speed.
When the engines engage the interaction between the Leola root and Dilithium in Voyager's warp core slings them through the leolaceial network (escape from which requires diverting life support to the structural integrity and reversing some polarities), but after just a few minutes they jump back to real space and discover they're 10,000 light years closer to Earth.
The crew spends the whole second act reading mission reports from the USS Discovery's spore drive experiments, from padds that Neelix needlessly delivers around the ship while attempting to push the remaining leola root juice on unsuspecting ensigns. The entire bridge staff decamp to a holodeck simulation of the drive that somehow features several underdressed women in bikinis programmed by Mr Paris at the bridge stations. Tuvok immediately threatens Paris with brig time, while Kim slaps him heartily on the back and asks if he'll save them in computer memory for 'later'.
Finally they try a longer jump, but discover a terrible side effect - explosive flatulence, and on returning to normal space, one by one each crewperson succumbs to trapped wind.
The Doctor races against time to find the cure, which turns out to be Alka Seltzer mixed with a mild dose of Anesthizine pumped through the ventilation system.
The crew resolves never to travel this way again, choosing to continue their journey over the possibility of more embarrassing stomach cramps (which is still somehow through the Delta quadrant despite all the action in this episode surely putting them in Beta quadrant by now at the very least, but who's counting these things, eh?)
THE END.
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"Quark's Day Out" (DS9) Quark goes clothes shopping on the promenade with his mom.
"I Spy with My Little Eye" (VOY) Neelix deletes the ships porn cache by accident so he enlists the help of Mortimer Harren (see the episode 'Good Shepard') to aid in constructing an observation array (peeping Tom) device to spy on the female members of the crew and refill the cache all while hoping nobody notices the ships porn was deleted. Ensign Kim asks out the Delaney sisters very awkwardly and fails at it miserably (he is ultimately rejected).
"A Fistful of Rikers" (TNG) Frustrated by his lack of success with women Barclay creates a holodeck program where he beats Riker to death for hours on end, Geordi (also in a similar predicament) joins him.
"I Spy with My Little Eye" (VOY) Neelix deletes the ships porn cache by accident so he enlists the help of Mortimer Harren (see the episode 'Good Shepard') to aid in constructing an observation array (peeping Tom) device to spy on the female members of the crew and refill the cache all while hoping nobody notices the ships porn was deleted. Ensign Kim asks out the Delaney sisters very awkwardly and fails at it miserably (he is ultimately rejected).
"A Fistful of Rikers" (TNG) Frustrated by his lack of success with women Barclay creates a holodeck program where he beats Riker to death for hours on end, Geordi (also in a similar predicament) joins him.
TOS "the animated universe" - through a freak accident all of reality itself is transformed from physical matter into a cartoon
I would love this in every way imaginable.
(Just as I loved TAS)
Elogium II: Neelix and Kes conceive a baby, in real time.
SEven of Nine goes back in time and accidentally creates the Borg. In an alternate future where the galaxy is at war with the Borg, Admiral Benjamin Sisko of the USS Defiant teams up with President Picard of Earth, Admiral Sulu, and Captain Worf to face off against the Borg Queen, Janeway.
I can't help but feel a little deflated my idea for a TNG/Friends crossover episode didn't get any love, I spent literally a whole couple of minutes coming up with that 
Wesley gets arrested for public urination, but Picard refuses to pay bail because it's not his place to interfere in another culture.
My Two Moms (DS9 spinoff)
Turns out, Jennifer Sisko was assimilated at Wolf 359. And, freed from the collective in Unamatrix Zero. So she comes home, still in full Borg implant, only to find Jake living with Kassidy as they raise his half brother. She moves in with them.
The show is a family sitcom.
Turns out, Jennifer Sisko was assimilated at Wolf 359. And, freed from the collective in Unamatrix Zero. So she comes home, still in full Borg implant, only to find Jake living with Kassidy as they raise his half brother. She moves in with them.
The show is a family sitcom.
"Books"
forty-seven minutes of Picard reading books. Occasionally he utters a low, "ummm" and maybe nods his head.
There are no emergencies, space anomalies, or temporal rifts. Just books. And nobody interrupts him. Maybe he gets up and we hear him pee.
forty-seven minutes of Picard reading books. Occasionally he utters a low, "ummm" and maybe nods his head.
There are no emergencies, space anomalies, or temporal rifts. Just books. And nobody interrupts him. Maybe he gets up and we hear him pee.
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