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Pissed Off by RedLetterMedia?

Is RedLetterMedia the Best Online Critic?

  • Yes

    Votes: 23 51.1%
  • He Makes a Few Good Points Amongst the BS

    Votes: 10 22.2%
  • No

    Votes: 12 26.7%

  • Total voters
    45
RLM is wrong about everything, but he's a proper hater so I adore him and his reviews (unpopular opinion, but the Star Wars prequels are rather good). And I can't wait until he does an Avatar one, I won't lie loved the film when I saw it a few months ago in the theatre, and I'm slightly pissed by naysayers, but I want to watch him tear them space smurfs a new one because it's just fun. :lol: It's even rumoured they considering a sequels. :lol: Wut?

The real review we're all waiting for is [FONT=Comic Sans]“Star Trek”[/FONT], of course. That was a real mess, and deserves a proper flogging. I don't understand why they didn't go for a TV series, and one that is post-Nemesis. Maybe Captain Worf, which is what everyone is wanting. But I'd like to pitch a probably better one.

“Star Trek: Warp 13”, with the old Admiral Picard as we saw him in All Good Things, a constant pain in the ass for Captain Beverly Crusher and the rest of Starfleet with his invented crises. It should be a Family Guy-style comedy, with the USS Pasteur in a family feud with Picard, who has his own ship with a crew of Renegades – Thomas & Tim Riker, Seven of Nine, rebooted B-4, and B'Elanna Torres.

It would obviously restore the prime timeline, and undo the destruction of Romulus from the canon (that was a horrible, horrible idea), and give us more Romulans, Tal Shiar vs. Section 31 (get it?) with Troi being a triple-agent in both, and many rogue Vulcan-Romulan hybrids like in Enterprise going at reunification the wrong way.

Brilliant? You can thank me later.
 
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