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Storytime! Sit back, and I will tell you the tale of Giana Marie.
Roughly 18 months ago, Paul randomly hooked up with his ex-girlfriend Melissa from Michigan. It was a stupid one-night thing.
Shortly thereafter, Paul started dating Kelley. Not long into their relationship, Kelley found out she was pregnant with Cooper. Only a couple weeks later, Paul found out that his stupid one-night stand with Melissa was not quite so stupid, as it turned out Melissa was pregnant as well!
Some time passed, and Josephine was born. Melissa lived with Josephine for a few weeks before giving her up for adoption to a middle-aged couple, also in Michigan.
Kelley gave birth to Cooper. She and Paul were living together at this point.
The adoption of Josephine occurred without Paul's consent, so he took them to court to win custody of his daughter. Sad as it was for the adoptive parents, they didn't really have a case because Paul was the biological father.
Paul won custody of Josephine. He and Kelley renamed her Giana.
And now they're a happy little family of 4. Paul has custody of both of his kids, and Kelley managed to get 2 babies out of the deal and only had to be pregnant once!
And now I am Uncle Roger.
AWWWWWW that is such a sweet story. I love to hear when fathers actually step up and be the man. Mine didnt but now I have my daddy, he stepped up and became the man. He is the only father I have ever known. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I love that story.
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I don't mind. I've been working nights and now I'm done so I'm being a huge, hooting night owl. It's funnier with a few pictures. And I'm too lazy to do thread-hopping with the Night Crew.
All right, here are my latest pictures.
This one's fuzzy but I like it.
That was November 1st.
That was a week ago. Trying to look my best though sick.
Still looking good. Hope you feel better soon.
Bwah?
But oral sex is fun, both giving and receiving. 
I really dont like receiving. Its too personal for me.
Not a bad-looking bunch![Timofnine's picture]
I'd like to be in the middle of that.
Nah, it has to do with the overexposure on the face.[Flux Capacitor's picture]
It takes a true geek like me to notice the Enterprise in the background before seeing the hottie in front. Oops.
Well, congrats. An inspiring story. Those babies always look adorable. But doesn't Paul believe in condoms?
I'm better than a week ago, thank you. And much better than 2 weeks ago.Still looking good. Hope you feel better soon.
Captain X
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I have done it in the past and its just.....too personal to have someone down there. I dont even like having my regular gyno exams becuase thats just....uber personal to me.
Excuse me, I'm trying to increase my post number, I want to have an avatar and inline images as well! 
(Taking me ages with my current post rate)
Anyway: This is about the coolest thing I have ever done, a trip with a 400HP twin engined speedboat from the local coast guard. It was on Vancouver Island, I was on holiday there last year. (I'm from the Netherlands.) When we went back I was allowed to "take the helm" Superb!
And another one made @ LAX, next to me and my sisters rental car.
One thing that really suprised me in L.A. was that I never felt "hungry" it might be the atmopshere, or the 24H grocery store next to our appartment...
I hope to be in New Orleans during my summer holiday of 2009, to support a software company at the Siggraph exhibition.
(Taking me ages with my current post rate)Anyway: This is about the coolest thing I have ever done, a trip with a 400HP twin engined speedboat from the local coast guard. It was on Vancouver Island, I was on holiday there last year. (I'm from the Netherlands.) When we went back I was allowed to "take the helm" Superb!
And another one made @ LAX, next to me and my sisters rental car.
One thing that really suprised me in L.A. was that I never felt "hungry" it might be the atmopshere, or the 24H grocery store next to our appartment...
I hope to be in New Orleans during my summer holiday of 2009, to support a software company at the Siggraph exhibition.
I was gonna welcome you to the board, but you're hardly new!
Exactly my point! I lurk very much and never post. I might have an avatar in 2050 with this postrate.
Well, if i keep talking to you and then you reply, you'll have an av by the end of the night!
Exactly my point! I lurk very much and never post. I might have an avatar in 2050 with this postrate.
Well, if i keep talking to you and then you reply, you'll have an av by the end of the night!
^He's right you know: stick close to ShamelessMcSpammer and those remaining twenty-some posts will be done with before you know!
And how!
What happened? -did you scare the old n00b away already, Shameless?
I must have. Oh well, if he wants an av, he'll be back.
I might have an avatar in 2050 with this postrate.
I need new glasses, I thought you were going to have an avatar of your prostate.
Would beat out Squggy in the ick factor though.
I like to think that he has some kind of Super Sperm that blasts straight through the condom like a torpedo.Well, congrats. An inspiring story. Those babies always look adorable. But doesn't Paul believe in condoms?
But in reality I know that he's just irresponsible. If it helps, the parties involved in the conception of both children were extremely drunk at the time, so condoms probably didn't even enter their mind.
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