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[JRTStarlight]

PhotoTrek, Part 1 of 2.

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Welcome To Olympus, Captain Crunch! I Am Apollo!

Why Have You Forced Us Here? What Do You Want?

You Should Know What I Want.

Is It Perhaps A Hearty and Nutritious Breakfast With Captain Crunch Cereal? It's Got Corn For Crunch And Oats For Punch.

I Do Not Like Soggy Cereal, Mortal!

Nonsense, Apollo. Captain Crunch Stays Crunchy.

Even In Milk?

Naturally.

Mmmmm. Delicious.

So We Can Go Now?

Of Course Not. Now You Shall Learn The Discipline Of The Temple, Horatio. You Shall Dismantle The S.S. Guppy For The Supplies You Will Need So That You And Your Crew May Live Here And Worship Me.

Not Bloody Likely. Right, Crew?

You Protest? You Risk Much.

And So Do You. We Didn't Come Over 34 Light Years With A Hold Full Of Dry Cereal To Worship You, Apollo. Besides, I Don't Think Demeter Will Appreciate Your Interference.

 

[JRTStarlight]

PhotoTrek, Part 2 of 2.

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Demeter? My Aunt? What Does She Have To Do With It?

We're Ardent Worshipers Of Hers. Me, Alfie, Brunhilde, Carlye, Dave, And Even Seadog. You'll Be Poaching Her Followers. She Won't Take Kindly To That, I Can Tell You.

You, The Faithful Of Demeter?

Oh My, Yes. Demeter, Or Ceres, Is The Goddess Of Cereal, And You'll Be Interfering With Our Sacred Quest In Her Name.

What Sacred Quest?

Why, To Seek Out And Find A Galleon Of Milk, Of Course.

A Galleon Of Milk? In Space?

Where Better To Look Than The Milky Way?

So Your Quest Is To Unite A Galleon Of Dry Cereal With A Galleon Of Milk? That Is A Worthy Task, And Part Of A Well-Balanced Mission.

It Is. But It's Been Over 50 Years, And I'm Beginning To Lose Hope.

Then You Should Seek Out Aristaeus. He Was Only A Minor Deity, But A Very Hard Worker. I Mean, When Pan Wasn't Encouraging Him To Make Mischief.

Mischief?

Yes. Once, Pan Had Aristaeus Hurl Milk, Butter, Cheese, And Even Thick Cream At Me, Just For A Joke.

How Dairy?

So You Understand? Then I Shall Help You. Seek Out Aristaeus. He Is The Deity To Help You On Your Quest. I Shall Return The Stellar Winds To Your Sails, For I Cannot Afford To Anger Demeter.

Who Can?

Follow The Blue Star Off Your Port Bow, Horatio Magellan Crunch, And May The Gods Go With You.

Well, Why Wouldn't They?

Goodbye, Apollo. Maybe Another Captain Shall One Day
Pass This Way Again And You Will Have Better Luck.

I Look Forward To That Day, Crunch. Fare Thee Well.

 

[JRTStarlight]

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Are You A Good Gorn, Or A Bad Gorn?

Give Me The Ruby Ssslippersss, And Your Death Shall Be Mersssciful, And Quick!

So . . . Bad?

 

[Ensign Ellora Dannan]

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Do You Really Think You Can Do This?

I Am Half Human, So I Can Only Endeavor To Try.

I'll Be Right Behind You.

My love,
There's only you in my life
The only thing that's bright.

My first love,
You're every breath that I take
You're every step I make.

And I
(I-I-I-I-I)
I want to share
All my love with you
No one else will do...

And your eyes
Your eyes, your eyes
They tell me how much you care
Ooh yes, you will always be
My endless love.

Two hearts,
Two hearts that beat as one
Our lives have just begun.

Forever
(ohhhhhh)
I'll hold you close in my arms
I can't resist your charms.

And love
Oh, love
I'll be a fool
For you,
I'm sure
You know I don't mind
Oh, you know I don't mind.

'cause you,
You mean the world to me
Oh
I know
I know
I've found in you
My endless love.

Oooh-woow
Boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, booom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

Oooh, and love
Oh, love
I'll be that fool
For you,
I'm sure
You know I don't mind
Oh you know
I don't mind.

And, yes
You'll be the only one
'cause no one can deny
This love I have inside
And I'll give it all to you
My love
My love, my love
My endless love.

Ughhh, He Does This Every Time I Dress Up Like This.

 

[Ensign Ellora Dannan]

OOPS! Didn't mean to repeat your strip. But I did like it!!

 

[JRTStarlight]

Thanks, but I'd appreciate it if you "liked" it, too. It helps me gauge which ones people think are funny or good.

 

[Ensign Ellora Dannan]

Sorry, I forgot to click on the "Like". I really enjoyed most of what I saw.

 

[JRTStarlight]

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Will You Look At That.

My Friends, The Great Rip Off.

The Orville. She's Named After Orville Wright, One Of The Wright Brothers.

She's Supposed To Have Quantum Drive.

Yeah, And If It's Funny Enough To Wake The Dead, I Might Watch It.

Come, Come, Mr. Scott. New Shows, New Ideas, We Talked.

 

[JRTStarlight]

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[JRTStarlight]

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The Meteoroid Is Exactly 1,760 Yards In Length.

Ah, Another Milestone Moment Then?

Yes Sir.

Is There Something Else About It That Brings It To Your Attention?

Its Density Is Usually Low, Sir, Approximately 0.69 grams per Cubic Centimeter, Roughly The Same Density As The Planet Saturn.

But That's Less Dense Than Even Water.

Yes Sir.

Wait A Minute. The Planet Saturn Is Less Dense Than Water?

Yes Sir. In Fact, If You Filled A Large Enough Bathtub
With Water, Saturn Would Float In Such A Tub.

Oh, You Wouldn't Want To Ever Do That, Jim.

Why Not?

It Would Leave One Hell Of A Ring.

Doctor, Your Scientific Deductions Never Cease To Amaze Me.

 

[Ensign Ellora Dannan]

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The Meteoroid Is Exactly 1,760 Yards In Length.

Ah, Another Milestone Moment Then?

Yes Sir.

Is There Something Else About It That Brings It To Your Attention?

Its Density Is Usually Low, Sir, Approximately 0.69 grams per
Cubic Centimeter, Roughly The Same Density As The Planet Saturn.

But That's Less Dense Than Even Water.

Yes Sir.

Wait A Minute. The Planet Saturn Is Less Dense Than Water?

Yes Sir. In Fact, If You Filled A Large Enough Bathtub
With Water, Saturn Would Float In Such A Tub.

Oh, You Wouldn't Want To Ever Do That, Jim.

Why Not?

It Would Leave One Hell Of A Ring.

Doctor, Your Scientific Deductions Never Cease To Amaze Me.

Okay - good one!!! Now, do you have any that concern the "Enterprise" series - love to see them!

 

[JRTStarlight]

So far I've only made one of those. It's up thread, but I quoted it for you here.

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Phlox, This Place Smells Like A Zoo.

Now, Now, Captain. It's Not That Bad.

Do You Really Have To Keep Twenty Animals In Sickbay?

Twenty-One, Actually. I've Just Acquired A Denebian Newt.

And They're All Medically Necessary And Not Just Pets?

Absolutely, Though I Did Just Name My New Acquisition, "Tiny."

Tiny? Why Tiny?

Because He's My Newt.

 

[Ensign Ellora Dannan]

So far I've only made one of those. It's up thread, but I quoted it for you here.

LOL!!!!!LMAO!! Okay, I got that!

 

[JRTStarlight]

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If The Constable Has No Further Questions For Me, I'll Get To Work On That New Suit You Ordered, Mr. Quark.

You Can Go For Now, But I've Got My Eye On You.

Why Constable, I Had No Idea You Were Interested In My Little Shop. Perhaps When I'm Done, I Can Make A Suit For You.

I Can't Believe A Man Like That Works As A Simple Tailor.

Why Not? He Appears Quite Happy.

I Get The Impression He's More A Master Spy, Or An Assassin, Or Maybe An Intelligence Officer. Anything But A Tailor.

I Assure You, Garak Is More Than Content Just Making Me A Pair Of Pants.

Or At Least, Sew It Seams.

 

[Ensign Ellora Dannan]

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If The Constable Has No Further Questions For Me, I'll Get To Work On That New Suit You Ordered, Mr. Quark.

You Can Go For Now, But I've Got My Eye On You.

Why Constable, I Had No Idea You Were Interested In My Little Shop. Perhaps When I'm Done, I Can Make A Suit For You.

I Can't Believe A Man Like That Works As A Simple Tailor.

Why Not? He Appears Quite Happy.

I Get The Impression He's More A Master Spy, Or An Assassin, Or Maybe An Intelligence Officer. Anything But A Tailor.

I Assure You, Garak Is More Than Content Just Making Me A Pair Of Pants.

Or At Least, Sew It Seams.

Okay. Got any for "Enterprise"?

 

[JRTStarlight]

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How Large Is That Vessel?

It's Over 3,500 Yards In Length, Sir.

Yards? Yards? It's the 22nd Century, And We Still Haven't Fully Committed To The Metric System Yet?

The Most Recent News Is That Earth Will Not Be Making Yardsticks Any Longer.

Well, That's Good News.

Or Any Shorter.

Damn It!

 

[Ensign Ellora Dannan]

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How Large Is That Vessel?

It's Over 3,500 Yards In Length, Sir.

Yards? Yards? It's the 22nd Century, And We Still Haven't Fully Committed To The Metric System Yet?

The Most Recent News Is That Earth Will Not Be Making Yardsticks Any Longer.

Well, That's Good News.

Or Any Shorter.

Damn It!

A sexual reference? Oh Boy!(Sam Beckett quote)

 

[JRTStarlight]

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We Have Made Great Strides In The Last 400 Years.

We Can Even Peer Into The Past With Ease And Study Our Mistakes.

Look At Our Namesake's Predecessor, For Example. The Tiny Vessel You Commanded.

It's Hard To Believe Such A Primitive Vessel Was Even Space Worthy. Why, It Can't Be More Than 250 Yards Long.

Yards?

 

[JRTStarlight]

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So Who's Our New Communications Officer?

Who.

The Communications Officer. Who is it?

That's Right.

What's Right?

Who Is Our New Communications Officer.

That's What I'm Asking You.

 

[Ensign Ellora Dannan]

The old Who's on First game, eh? What would be next?