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PhotoTrek

PhotoTrek, part 1 of 3

Captain, I'm Picking Up A Transmission
On A Peculiar Subspace Frequency.
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Pipe It In. Let's Hear It.
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On Speakers.
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Darkness Beyond Twilight,
Crimson Beyond Blood That Flows . . .

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Captain, Is That . . .
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Buried In The Stream Of Time
Is Where Your Power Grows . . .

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It Couldn't Be . . .
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I Pledge Myself To Conquer,
All The Foes Who Stand . . .

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I Thought She Was Dead.
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Before This Mighty Gift
Bestowed In My Unworthy Hand . . .

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The Pink Sorceress!
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Let The Fools Who Stand Before Me Be Destroyed
By The Power You And I Possess . . .

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Shields. SHIELDS!
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DRAGON SLAVE!
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PhotoTrek, part 2 of 3

Wrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooww
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Hhooooommmmmmmmmmm
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Helm's Not Answering.
Use Starboard Thrusters. Turn Her Into The Wave.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Damage Report.
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The New Screens Held, But Weakened.
Shield Strength Down 86%.
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We Can't Take Another Hit Like That, Captain.
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Damn Her! I Hate Magic With The Intensity
Of A Thousand Burning Suns.
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Perhaps It Was A Mistake To Publicly Say At The
Federation's Symposium Regarding Space That,
Unlike Lina Inverse, Space Was Curved.
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Is Was Just A Joke.
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Maybe You Should Apologize To Her.
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I Hate That Idea Even More Than Magic.
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Thou Who Art Darker Than Even Darkness,
Thou Who Art Deeper Than Even The Night!

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Full Astern! Emergency Warp Speed.
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Transmission Strength Rapidly Fading, Sir.
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Thou, The Sea Of Chaos, Who Drifts Upon It,
Golden Lord Of Darkness!

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Do We Have Emergency Warp?
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Yes Sir, But At This Speed, We'll Fly Apart.
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Fly Her Apart, Then!
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PhotoTrek, part 3 of 3

............................... . . . . . . . . . . . .
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. . . . . . .
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giga slave!
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Oh $#!+. Open All Hailing Frequencies.
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All Frequencies Open, Sir.
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All Right, All Right, I Apologize. I'm Really,
Really Sorry. I Apologize Unreservedly.
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I Honestly Do. I Offer A Complete And Utter Retraction.
The Imputation Was Totally Without Basis In Fact,
And Was In No Way Fair Comment, And Was Motivated
Purely By Malice, And I Deeply Regret Any Distress
That My Comments May Have Caused You Or Your Family.
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And I Hereby Undertake Not To Repeat Any
Such Slander Now Or At Any Time In The Future.
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PLEASE!
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Let That Be A Lesson To Everyone.
Never Screw With A Sorceress.
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PhotoTrek

KAPPURRRRRRRRRR!
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Frrrrrooooooooooooooosssssssss . . .
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Fwooooooooooooo . . .
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Sulu: ( - - - Man! And I Just Planted All Those Azaleas In The Arboretum, Too. - - - )
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Chekov: ( - - - Guess I Don't Have To Worry About Clearing My Search Histories Now. - - - )
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Scotty: ( - - - Damn It! And I Just Bought That Case Of Scotch. I Didn't Even Get A Wee Drop Of It. SOB! - - - )
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Kirk: ( - - - Well, I Won't Be Able To Impress The Young Ladies With Her Anymore. I'm Gonna Have To Rely On Just My Personality Again. Aw, Crap. - - - )
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McCoy: In My Wildest Dreams, I Never Imagined Leaving A Bunsen Burner Unattended Could Do So Much Damage. I'm Sorry, Guys. My Bad.
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Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss . . .
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PhotoTrek, part 1 of 2

WARNING: The following strip contains potentially offensive and
possibly sexually suggestive language. Viewer discretion is advised.


Get The #&*% Out Of My Way, Jones.
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The Name's Smith, Sir.
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O.K., Smith. Would You Kindly Move Your #&*%!@* Ass?
My New Yeoman Hasn't Reported In Yet And I Have To Go
Find Him And Tear Him A New One.
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I Am Your New Yeoman, Sir.
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The #&*% You Are.
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Umm, I've Been Meaning To Talk To You About That, Captain.
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Would You Excuse Me For One *$% Damned Minute, Smith?
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What The #&*% Have You Done, Doctor?
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Starfleet Command Feels Gender Specific Requests For
Certain Personnel Assignments Are Unacceptably . . . Sexist.
Your Request Has Been Denied.
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Damn It! You've Read My #&*%!@* File, Doctor.
You Know What I’m Like.
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I Have Read It. You Have An Unusually Strong Male Libido
With A Marked Propensity For Foul Language.
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Then Why The #&*% Would You Tempt Me Like This?
Jesus H. Christ, Can't You See How #&*%!@* Hot See Is?
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Well, Yes. I’m No Lesbian, But Even I Wouldn't Kick
Her Out Of The Sack For Eating Crackers In Bed.
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Then For $#!+ Sake, Why?
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If You Mean, Why Smith, It's Because She's Remarkably
Thick Skinned And Unlikely To File A Complaint. As For
The Other, Starfleet's Read Your File, Too, And Quite
Frankly, They Feel A Starfleet Captain Should Be Able To
Overcome At Least One Of Those Two Character Flaws
And Become A Better Federation Representative.
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You're #&*%!@* $#!+!@* Me? I Have To Give Up
Promiscuity Or Give Up Foul Language?
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Or They'll Bust You, Sir. Yup.
I Guess You Have A Decision To Make.
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Well, If That Isn’t A #&*%!@* Kick In The Nuts.
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PhotoTrek, part 2 of 2

WARNING: The following strip contains potentially offensive and
possibly sexually suggestive language. Viewer discretion is advised.


If It's Any Consolation To You, Sir, Having Grown
Up With Six Brothers, I Am Not At All Offended At
Your Boorish Behavior, Or Your Sexually Suggestive
Comments. And Besides, I Am A Lesbian.
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Really? A Lesbian?
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No, Not Really. I Thought If You Could Pretend That,
Then At Least It Might Be Easier On You. But If You
Ask For The Truth, Then I Am Duty-Bound To Tell You
The Truth, And The Truth Is, No Matter How Much We
May Both Want It, Regulations Clearly State You're
Not Allowed To Sleep With Me.
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But You Do Actually Want Me, Though. Right?
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No, Not Really. But If Thinking That Makes You Feel
Better, Sir, Feel Free. And Besides, I Have A Boyfriend.
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Really? A Boyfriend?
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No, Not Really. Again, I Just Thought A Little Lie Might
Go Down Easier. Not That Going Down Easy Is In The
Cards For You, Either, Sir. You Understand?
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#&*% , #&*% , #&*% , #&*% , #&*% , #&*% , #&*% , #&*%.
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Captain? May I Propose A Simple Solution?
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Why The #&*% Not?
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Foul Language Is A Learned Behavior, Not Intrinsic
To One's Human Nature. While It Would Be A Practical
Impossibility To Curb Your Natural Sexual Inclinations,
A Simple Mind Meld Could Easily Suppress Your
Tendency To Use Foul Language.
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So, You're Saying While You Can't Do Much For My
Sexual Proclivities, You Could Fix That One Little #&*%!@*
Language Problem In A Matter Of Minutes?
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That's Correct, Sir. And Subsequently You'll Be Able
To Stay On As Captain. Then, Like Enjoying A Good
Game Of Chess, You And I Will Have Yet Another Thing
In Common, Which Can Only Help Further Our Rapport
And Improve The Command Structure Of The Ship.
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You Mean, Since We'd Both #&*%!@* Refrain From
Using Foul Language, That'll That Makes Us Closer?
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$#!+, No. I Wanted To Screw Smith
The Second I Saw Her, Too.
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Mr. Spock, I Think This Is The
Beginning Of A Beautiful Friendship.
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PhotoTrek, part 1 of 2

WARNING: The following strip contains possibly sexually
suggestive situations. Viewer discretion is advised.


That Mind Meld Sure Did The Trick. I Can Already Hear A Big Difference.
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At The Very Least It Should Satisfy Starfleet Command. And Besides, It Feels Quite . . . Natural, So Thank You, Mr. Spock. I Do Appreciate The Extra Effort.
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You’re Welcome, Captain. Though You May Still Use Profanity From Time To Time, It Would Likely Only Arise During More Emotionally Charged Situations.
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Good. Thanks. However, If Possible, Don't You Think The Other Problem Should Be Addressed And Mitigated As Well.
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I Can’t Help You There, Captain. You Are, In The Vernacular Of Your Home Planet, A Dog.
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I’m Not Really All That Bad, Am I?
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Anyway, I Think I Have An Idea That Might Help.
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Oh?
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Address Intercraft.
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Intercraft Open, Sir.
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All Hands, This Is Your Captain. As Of Stardate 1310 Point 3,
All On-Duty Female Ship’s Personnel Are Requested And Required To Wear Their Hair Up In The Beehive Hair Style In Accordance With Regulation 13 Dash 7B.

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Close Intercraft.
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Intercraft Closed, Sir.
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Post That On All Decks When You Get A Moment, Yeoman. Thanks.
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13 Dash 7B, Captain?
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It’s One Of The Six Acceptable Hair Styles Laid Out In Regulations For Female Personnel.
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I’m Familiar With Starfleet Regulations, Sir, But Why The Beehive Hair Style?
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I Really, Really, Hate That Hair Style. It’s So Uncomplimentary. It's So Off Putting. It's Just Plain Ugly, Mr. Spock. I Think Just Seeing The Hideous Hair Style Would Not Only Draw My Eyes Upwards And Away From Other . . . Womanly Charms, The Mere Sight Of It Would Then Also Help Dissuade Certain Other . . . Natural Inclinations I Might Have.
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While Wearing That Hair Style, Even Smith Here Probably Wouldn't Do It For Me.
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And That's Saying Something.
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PhotoTrek, part 2 of 2

WARNING: The following strip contains possibly sexually
suggestive situations. Viewer discretion is advised.


He's Probably Right, Mr. Spock. That One Is Nicknamed, "The Baby Stopper."
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That Might Take Care Of Most Of The Crew, Captain, But There's Still Visitors And Alien Encounters.
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Alien Encounters? Sexual, Alien Encounters? You Don't Think That's Likely, Do You?
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It Would Be Astronomically Improbable, Sir. I Mean, It Would Almost Be Some Sort Of Sick Cosmic Joke For Most Aliens To Be So Human-Like That You'd Be Sexually Attracted To Them.
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Yeah, I Guess.
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Umm, Spock? You're An Alien.
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Uhh . . .sir?
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I Mean, Vulcans. They're Humanoid. And Your Father And Mother Managed To . . .
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Oh, Whew. Well, Yes Sir. I Know. There’s Always Bound To Be A Few . . . Exceptions.
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A Few?
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Bound To, Sir. But Running Into Them Regularly Would Be Just As Likely As Stumbling Across A Hostile God-Like Being Or Having To Defeat A Malevolent Artificially Intelligent Computer Using Only Sheer Logic Every Other Week.
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Yeah, I Guess That Is Pretty Unlikely. THAT Would Be Quite A Cosmic Joke.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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@JRTStarlight, I hope this doesn't come out wrong, but could you please dial back on the lewd and kind of sexist humor in your strips? I'm writing more as a regular poster and less as the moderator of this forum and I'm trying to put this as nicely as I can, but I like to think that this kind of humor doesn't really have a place anywhere on the board. I get that humor is a difficult concept and everyone will find something funny that others won't, and I wouldn't say anything if this was just one or two jokes here and there, but this has cropped up a number of times now in your strips and it kind of bothers me as a reader, to be perfectly honest.

I have nothing against your work per se, really like the idea of a funny photo “comic strip” (although I actually prefer your efforts at photomanipulation) and I don't want to imply you are doing this out of any malicious intent, but I'd enjoy reading them more if they would be less about sexualizing women. Again, please don't take this the wrong way, I'm just trying to tell you how these kind of jokes come across to me. :)
 
In the 23rd century, and with hundreds of POVs coming at one from countless directions and numerous cultures, I tend to think it's far harder to offend individuals with mere words or opinions than it would be in today's society, so Smith, for example, is portrayed as not really being offended or sexualized or belittled, but having more command and control over that situation than Kirk has in that regard.

But I also understand and appreciate your POV in the here and now. Of all the strips I have on hand, those last two are about as far as they go in "that" direction, the majority of which do not go "there" at all.

However, I shall put a warning on those two, and any others you wish, and even delete or alter any you tell me go too far for BBS.
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PhotoTrek, Part 1 of 3

KIRK: So, Bones, Do You Think We Can Operate Under These New Restrictions?

McCoy: Huh? Are You Talking To Me, Or, Or, Or . . .
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KIRK: What About You, First Officer? Do You Think It Can Still Be Done?

SPOCK: These Shackles Are Somewhat More Limiting, But Not Insurmountably So.
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KIRK: Then You Feel We Can Still Proceed With Our Mission?

SPOCK: My Primary Concern, Captain, Would Be The Relative Difficulty Extricating Certain Elements That Were Innate To The Show And Placed There By Design.
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In TOS? By Design? What Elements?
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Certain Character Traits, Or Suggestive Costuming, For Example. Above And Beyond Some Guest Stars' Rather Titillating Outfits, The Normal Female Crewmembers' Uniforms Are Essentially Ultra Short Miniskirts That Are Still Quite Suggestive To Many And Are Sometimes Seen As Little More Than The Objectification Of Woman.
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That Would Make Many TOS Images Harder To Use Without Risking Some Possible Offense.
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SPOCK: But It Gets Worse.

KIRK: Oh?
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Indeed. Though Modernity May Owe Much To Star Trek's Cultural Strides Forward Against Sexism And Racism Via The Inclusion Of Highly Ranked Woman And/Or People Of A Variety Of Races, It Would Be Wrong To Suggest Deeply Held Notions Prevalent In The Late 60's Were Still Not Represented On The Screen.
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I See. Then What Are Your Recommendations As To How Best To Proceed?
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Shhh. Someone's Coming.
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SCOTTY: You Three. Stop Talking About Sexism In The 60's.
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Our Mistress Wishes To See You Now, Captain Kirk.
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What For?
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Her Plan Is To Attempt To Sway You By Appearing As A Sexy Woman In Various Styles of Dress And Appearance.
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Umm, I Don't Think That's A Good Idea To Show That Right Now.
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You Have Little Choice. I Have The Phaser. Besides, You Will Get To See A Rare, Never Again Used, Small, Metal, Miniature Model Of The U.S.S. Enterprise.
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Oh Yeah. That Was A Cool Little Thing. I Sure Would Like To See That.
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Then Come With Us.
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PhotoTrek, Part 2 of 3

Do I Still Have To See All That Suggestive Costuming?
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Honestly, Captain Kirk, Compared To The Skintight Catsuits They'll Be Wearing In Voyager Or Enterprise, These Are Hardly All That Suggestive.
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But Sylvia Does Wear A Catsuit In This Episode, Too.
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She Does? Oh. You Mean When She Actually Turns Into A Black Cat?
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That Doesn't Count.
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O.K., I'll Come, But Only Because You Have The Phaser.
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So, Captain. Why Don't You Just Give Me What I Want And I'll Give You This Highly Prized Collector's Item?
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What? You Took It Out Of Its Original Box?
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There, There, Captain. With Magic I Can Put It Back In The Acrylic Block Container. See? It's As Good As New.
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Remind Me, Exactly What Is It That You Want?
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SYLVIA: I Want The Transmuter.

KIRK: This Old Thing? It's Just A Prop.
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So Is The Miniature. So Is This Type 2 Phaser. Are You Gonna Trade With Me, Or Not?
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KIRK: Well . . .

McCoy: Oh, Do It, Jim. Do It. Do It. That Wand Is Hardly Recognizable As Trek Memorabilia, But That Model Is Well Know, Far And Wide. You Should Trade For It.
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Well, I Still Dunno. How About You Give Me The Model, The Hand Phaser, And Throw In A Plate Full Of Jewels, Too? Would We Have A Deal Then?
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You Drive A Hard Bargain, Captain, But I Accept.
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Now Get Off My Planet.
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PhotoTrek, Part 3 of 3

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Well, Mr. Spock. I Think We Got By On That One Without Too Much Trouble Or Offense.
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Perhaps, This Time. But When Casting A Net As Far And As Wide As The WorldWideWeb, There Will Always Remain The Possibility Of Offense. It Is Almost Inevitable.
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Then What Should We Do?
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We Can Only Endeavor To Walk The Fine Line Between Vaguely Defined Limits, Stay True To Our Mission, And Hope For The Best.
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He's Right, Jim. Warnings And Spoiler Tags Notwithstanding, That's All You Can Do. Now, Let's Divide Up The Treasure.
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Good Thinking, Doctor.
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Ah, Life Is Good.
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:lol: Well played.

By the way, have you noticed the various Caption This! threads around the board? My guess is that your wit might be the perfect fit for those.
 
PhotoTrek, Part 1 of 2 plus History.

If You Would Be So Good, Mr. Spock, A Moment Of Your Time, Please.
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As You Have Likely Realized, Since Doctor Piper’s Departure You Are Now The Second Highest Ranking Crewmen Aboard. What You May Not Have Guessed, However, Is Starfleet Has Decided NOT To Assigned A New Full Commander To The Enterprise At This Time.
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Instead, While I Can't Increase Their Actual Rank For At Least A Year Or So, At My Discretion, Starfleet Has Authorized Use Of Any Of My Lieutenant Commanders For Whatever Posts I Wish.
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With All Your Years Of Service Under Chris, And Since His First Officer Transferred With The Fleet Captain When She Was Promoted To Full Commander Shortly Before I Took Command, You Now Obviously Have Seniority. Because Of All This And Other Factors, I've Decided To Offer You The Position As My New XO.
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Understood.
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In Addition To Becoming My First Officer, After Careful Consideration In The Wake Of Mark's Departure, I’m Also Promoting You From Science Officer To CHIEF Science Officer.
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Acknowledged.
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As You Probably Know, This Will Also Make You The Administrative Head Of All Science Departments And Entail A Great Deal More Work For You.
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Your Confidence In My Abilities Is Encouraging, Captain. Both Roles Will Give Me New Responsibilities And Greater Authority Aboard This Ship. Thank You, Sir. I Accept.
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I'm Sure You're Up To The Challenge. I’ve Given The Matter Considerable Thought And I'm Certain It's The Right Decision. Besides, One More Overriding Factor Makes You The Best Man For The Job.
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PhotoTrek, part 2 of 2 plus History.

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Is It Because Of My Commanding Nature and Cool, Levelheaded Demeanor During A Crisis?
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No. That's Good, Of Course, But That Wasn't It.
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Is It My Commanding Voice And Air Of Authority, And The Way The Crew Snap To When I Bark Clear And Logical Orders At Them?
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No. They Do Take Your Orders Quickly Enough, And Without Question Or Need For Clarification, As It Turns Out, But That's Not It. Though You Might Want To Dial Back A Bit On That "Barking Orders" Thing.
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Is It Because Of My Eleven Years Of Experience Aboard The Enterprise, Making My Familiarity With Ship And Crew Second To None?
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No. That's Highly Useful, I'll Admit, But Just A Slight Advantage,
So No, That Wasn't The Reason Why, Either.
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Is It Because Of My Unparalleled And Commanding Knowledge Of Most Fields Of Science, And My Unemotional And Unbiasedly Fair Allocation Of Limited Resources And Time To All Shipwide Personnel And Departments?
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That's Good, Too, Even Vitally Important, I'd Say, But No, That's Not It, Either.
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Could It Be Because, As The First Vulcan To Join Starfleet And Graduate From Starfleet Academy, Such Successful Advancement Might Encourage More Recruits From My Planet To Join The Academy, And Your Overall Impression Of My Race Is You Believe That Could Only Benefit The Federation Of Planets And Starfleet Command?
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I Hadn't Actually Thought Along Those Lines, Mr. Spock, But That Might Be An Unexpected Blessing, Sure. I Can See That. But No, That Wasn't It, Either.
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Then Why, If I May Ask, Sir, Have You Authorized These Promotions?
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I Just Thought You'd Look Much Better In Blue.
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I Can't Believe What I'm Hearing. I Simply And Literally Cannot Believe What I'm Hearing.
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And Here I Figured I Was The Only One Who Thought I'd Look Better In Blue.
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History

For the edification of interested parties, I recount a little Trek lore below.

I love these behind the scenes looks at the inner workings of the Enterprise and Star Trek and its (possible) history.

What I imply may not always be canon, but it usually fits known "facts."

The last PhotoTrek clearly takes place after the episode, Where No Man Has Gone Before.

Mr. Spock was only described in that episode as "science officer." That was the position he held under Captain Christopher Pike. Actually, maybe even junior science officer to start, but he was there for 11 years before Kirk was given command in 2265, at the start of Enterprise's fourth 5-year mission.

Therefore, Dr. Mark Piper could even have been first officer, or possibly just acting first officer. He almost certainly was Chief Science Officer since he reported as one of the department heads. And with his age, he could have had the rank, and might have even been in the chain of command. I got that impression once from the TOS episode, The Omega Glory, from a recording made by the Exeter's medical officer, Doctor Carter. The Ship's surgeon was sitting in the captain's chair instead of working in his lab, and during a medical crisis, no less, so why was he there? The recording was a warning about an infection brought up from the planet Omega IV below, which was then currently decimating the crew of the Exeter. Too late to save himself or the crew of nearly 425, since they had been exposed too long and were in advanced stages of the lethal affliction, he warned any new comers to the ship they might yet save themselves by quickly beaming down to the planet, where something was keeping the landing party alive. Then he died. His crystalline remains and uniform were all that were left behind. But he was in the captain's chair in Tracey's absence. Perhaps meaningless in itself, but he did sport the rank of full commander on his shirt, just as Spock did at that time, years after the incidents in Where No Man Has Gone Before.

NOTE: After The Omega Glory incident, the USS Exeter (NCC-1672) was towed to the nearest starbase, decontaminated, and given a new crew (so some novels say) and went on to experience other adventures.

In TNG, it was even clearer other personnel might be qualified for and be in the chain of command - other people than you might normally expect, such as counselor Troi and Dr. Crusher. This was not a new practice for the time - just rarely done, and could have been the case even a century earlier. It might even explain why McCoy was on the bridge so often, but I think not, since he often seemed too ignorant of command procedures or information. So he's probably all doctor and not in the chain of command. Mark Piper, on the other hand, could have been much more than just the ship's doctor. The rank designations early in the series couldn't show it - or, rather - a single stripe on the sleeve didn't mean Lieutenant - it meant officer, anywhere from lowly ensign and up to but below captain, who had two such stripes. Later, as the series progressed and things changed and promotions were passed out, Spock would have not one, but one and a half (lt. commander), then later two (full commander), and Kirk's 2 stripes would become 2 and half (though this was always a captain, I think). I doubt Kirk's rank was less than captain in 2265, and he was just called “the captain” of the Enterprise. Old Naval tradition has the guy in charge, regardless of rank, called "captain," but that tradition is now defunct. Regardless, all sources I've seen say his rank was captain by 2265, so they just changed rank designations sometime after that. In this way Shatner/Kirk departs from his model for the role, Horatio Hornblower, whose first full command was given to him when he was still just a commander by rank, but called Captain of his ship, the HM Sloop Hotspur.

Pike's "Number One," his cool, logical, female first officer, may not have played well for the audience, particularly the women some say, though others say that was made up by Gene to justify giving his girlfriend a job, but she held the position of first officer under Pike. Pike eventually held that position under Captain Robert April (First captain of the Enterprise and in command of her from 2245 - 2250, as well as being a man who may have personally known Jonathan Archer before his death), and when April left in 2250, Pike was promoted from commander to captain and given command of the Enterprise. He managed two full tours (two 5-year missions). There are some missing years here and there and things don't always butt up well in the history of the Enterprise, but I think that's just because the ship is often experiencing some down time for repairs or even the occasional refit or the time it takes to replace massive losses to the crew. There may have been 2 or 3 years between Pike leaving and Kirk taking command, for example, during such a refit, or less if some of that earlier down time didn't count against the 5-year mission time. If so, it's likely Spock may have overseen the refit and held other jobs in spacedock until Kirk's arrival in 2265. Scotty, 8 years older than Spock and 11 years older than Kirk, could have been there, but even if he were, his rank was either lower than lt. commander at that time, or Spock was promoted to lt. commander before Mr. Scott, giving the vulcan seniority. Most likely, however, Scott was assigned to Enterprise after Pike had left, perhaps during the refit, or near the same time Kirk took command.

Anyway, Pike's number one had a thing for him, and so when he received promotion to fleet captain (which is even above commodore) she probably went with him to his new post, perhaps becoming a captain herself, but maybe just a full commander. If she had stayed with the ship, she probably would have been given command of her, unless her rank still didn't warrant it. If she left, and I think this likely considering her feelings for her captain, then Spock and other lt. commanders may have overseen the refit of the Enterprise. Kirk had more lt. commanders to pick from than just Spock, and didn't have to choose the one with seniority. I think he did in this case, but it's possible some old gaffer with greater seniority was roaming the lower decks where we never saw him. Given the longevity and patience of vulcans, and Spock's prior 11 years of service aboard the Enterprise, however, I discount that possibility.

Kirk's exceptional career and rapid advancement is fairly unusual, achieving the rank of captain by age 32. It usually takes a decade or two longer, even for exceptional one-in-a-million types who can do that job. (Just another reason I scoff at NuTrek that accelerated even that already phenomenal rate, and without a decade of service or experience that made Kirk what he was by 2265, making Nu Kirk captain like that was utterly stupid and too hard to believe, IMO. Scoff).

Anyway, shortly after Pike and his first officer's departure, Pike's accident probably forced their separation, regardless of how she felt. And she may have had her own ship to command at the time, so - the job is the job, and it comes first. There is some speculation she may have been an older relative of Christine Chapel's, which explains the resemblance, but we never do know that officer's real name - only her nickname of "Number One."

Dr. Mark Piper had replaced Dr. Phillip Boyce, but we don't know when, but I'd guess after Pike's first 5-year mission was complete. Then Mark came on board for the second run (and the Enterprise's 3rd mission). Despite two successful missions by captain Pike, they likely had massive casualties each time, for as I understand it, one reason Kirk is so famous is because he was the first captain to complete a 5-year mission with his crew virtually intact, and even he lost just over 50 crewmen, IIRC.

Regardless, Piper was gone after the events in Where No Man Has Gone Before. I assume he retired or was promoted further and transferred. At any rate, he was gone when McCoy took his place. But by then, Spock had become first officer and chief science officer, and the last PhotoTrek may explain how it happened that way. Regardless . . .

Thereafter on TOS, Spock wore blue.
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Phlox, This Place Smells Like A Zoo.
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Now, Now, Captain. It's Not That Bad.
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Do You Really Have To Keep Twenty Animals In Sickbay?
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Twenty-One, Actually. I've Just Acquired A Denebian Newt.
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And They're All Medically Necessary And Not Just Pets?
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Absolutely, Though I Did Just Name My New Acquisition, "Tiny."
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Tiny? Why Tiny?
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Because He's My Newt.
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BONGGGGGGGGGGG!
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You Rang?
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Watch Him While I Attend To Other Matters.
And Put Him In A New Jump Suit.
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You Look Familiar To Me.
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Uuuuuuuuhhhhh.
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I Know. Weren't You On That Show
That Was Just Like The Munsters?
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More Complex Than The Munsters.
Much Superior.
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Yeah. You Were Great On That Show.
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Thank You. Yes, It Had Been So
Long Ago I Had Almost Forgotten.
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Why Did They Ever Cancel It?
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Low Ratings. Low Ratings Cancel
Out Even Quality Programming.
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They Pulled Funds.
The Ones Who Paid Us.
Yes, It Is Still In My Memory Banks.
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But A Truly High Quality Show Like TOS Wouldn't
Be Cancelled Just For Low Ratings, Would It?
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THAT Was Our Mistake.
We Thought We Were All That, And The
Others . . . Were . . . Inferior. It Did Not Matter.
You Will Soon See That For Yourselves.
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What Do You Mean?
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Existence! Quality Does Not Guarantee . . . Existence.
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Well, That Bites.
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Tell Me About It.
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