Phoenix/Jean Grey and Wolverine

[Mr Light]

You guys are blowing my mind here...

 

[Forbin]

They were in a motel room together, Jubilee (I think?) was following him because she was worried, and then out of his room she saw jean grey in slinky little lingerie, shleeping their ice bucket to the machine to be filled.

Girl was agog.

Hmmm.

I recall that comic, but I thought that a sweaty Hank Pym was seen riggling out from between Jan's Cleavage post coitus?

Issue 70 or maybe 80 something.

Cleavage! You're right. My mind filled in the rest and remembered it different.

 

[JonnyQuest037]

I used to call Sue Richards the happiest woman in the Marvel Universe because her husband can grow ridiculously so, until I realized that that title was probably held by Janet van Dyne who honestly held that title because she could "shrink" by degrees until almost anyone is technically approaching her tolerances.

(Yellow Jacket II ditto, dead also. Stature is under aged, shush.)

Do you think that Sue could maintain an invisible forcefield diaphragm during an orgasm? For contraception this might be used once or twice, since there's a good chance their children will turn evil with godlike powers and destroy the universe, that they have to be careful, but such meticulous control of the shape and texture of this energy field hugging her vaginal cavity must be affording Reed Ruchard's a unique sexual experience, that it could become a standard go-to in their bag of sextricks. But if she can't retain the fields cohesion, then it's a terrible method of contraception unless she can plan before hand whether she's going to climax, which renders the point moot?

You've thought about this stuff WAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY too much.

 

[Admiral_Young]

^ I see you're not used to Guy's eccentric posting style. Besides which, the fact that we're having a shipper discussion about two fictional characters would indicate all of us have thought about this particular subject too much. It's called a discussion board. We're having fun.

 

[Turtletrekker]

^There was an Avengers ish with Jan and Hank vacationing (in Vegas, IIRC). It opened with Jan having an orgasm, followed a few frames later by a 3" tall Hank emerging from under the sheets.

 

[Mr Light]

What year did that come out? 'Cause that's pretty risque...

 

[Guy Gardener]

2003. Issue 71, written by Geoff Johns.

It's not that bad considering just 20 years earlier he was backhanding her.

I much preferred the BlackKnight/Wasp pairing.

 

[C_Miller]

Was that Geoff Johns? I always thought it was Chuck Austen. He's the one with the really immature outlook on sex, where literally every character is either talking about sex constantly at the most inappropriate times or trying to bed other characters (and his run followed up Johns'). Johns is more into the gore porn (which in itself is a rather new thing for him).

You know, despite it being cut short, I really did like Johns' run. It was written as a less personal version of JSA, he he told some great stories with it. Too bad quit early. It was for decompression, if I remember correctly, which is something he's quite proficient in now.

 

[Pauln6]

Wolverine and Jean DID have a relationship in the Age of Apocalypse and she felt an attraction to Cyclops. Basically she's never satisfied and probably wants a 3sum with both of them. Doesn't the actress Tilda Swinton have a husband and a lover? Sign Jean up for that.

 

[Admiral_Young]

Jean's personality is not one that would indicate to me that she wants a threesome. That's more Emma

 

[Guy Gardener]

You gotta remember everytime Jean meets someone new in her life, the surface thought springboarding off their minds is "Could I spank your little bottom so hard the colour matches your hair?" and Jean has to grin and ignore it.

Her seeming wholesomeness would have to be defence mechanism to try and cut the volume on the ambient ludity.

Claremont in a back up story for Classic X-men explained that Emma doesn't get off on her wardrobe or enjoy/reciprocate the lust she generates in those around her, but more so that she appreciates "the power". Men thinking with their penises needing to get what they "want" will do absolutely anything she asks or says because they think that she is a prize worth any price. It's almost like she can control half the world without even needing to tap her telepathy a lick, sort of like riding a bicycle with no hands. Ling from Ally McBeal had a similar phiosophy, she called penises "dumbsticks". I was explaining/quoting this to a female flatmate years ago while shopping and she says "Dumdstick? More like Dumblever."