Several months ago, in a thread on the topic of leaving the bathroom door open when one 'goes' (when no one else is home), someone posted that when they go to take a dump, they open all the windows and play Ride of the Valkyries at top volume.
This was MONTHS ago, and I STILL can't get that one out of my head. I try very hard to get back to the helicopters in Apocalypse Now...but that piece of music might be permanently ruined by a mental picture of some TrekBBS poster taking a dump.
To the poster who posted that: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Speaking of taking a dump....that brings to mind a funny little thing that happened to me: There is a thrift store where we lived that throws away a ton of really good stuff. I am talking instances of half a large dumpster full of really good clothing, including a lot of designer stuff from Oleg Cassini, Tommy Hilfiger, etc that is all clean. It's all donated to them and what they don't have room for in their small store they just throw away instead of giving away to people who need it.
Anyhow, I made a practice of walking over there late at night and raiding the dumpster. Well, I have something like IBS and sometimes....
Yes, that dumpster really lived up to its name that night!
