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Pat Robertson Voodoo Doll!

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Seriously! For sale on EBay!

Proceeds of profits will benefit the American Red Cross.

BRILLIANT!


Finally! What you've all been asking for! A one of a kind, handmade PAT ROBERSTON VOODOO DOLL.

After an exclusive deal with devil, we are finally able to bring black magic into your very own home! The lucky winner of this auction will attain the soul of Televangelist PAT ROBERTSON in a handheld figurine comprised of the finest straw, cloth, and other organic natural materials!

Ever wanted to cause Pat Robertson a massive headache? give him back pain? jab him in the crotch? Of course you have! Well then BID NOW to own your very own pysical representation of the dark, dark soul of Pat Robertson.

Accessories included with the doll are Pat's very own "HOLY" BIBLE and BAG OF MONEY taken from real Americans! WOW!
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I see the bidding is up to $910.

I don't hate anyone enough to bid on a voodoo doll of them, even if the money goes to a good cause. I would rather donate the money straight to the Red Cross (if I had that much money spare).
 
If I rolled my eyes at this thing as much as it deserves, they'd fall out and roll across the floor. :rolleyes:

Guess a bit of hypocrisy really does work, eh?
 
How is it hypocritical? It's a fundraiser, using Pat Robertson's status as a senile sack of crazy shit and a bit of humor (I know that that whole "sense of humor" thing is difficult for some people to grasp, but give it a try anyway, it's fun) to do something good. Lighten the fuck up for once.
 
Just so we're clear, I'm not defending what he said about Haiti. That was way out of line. It was mean-spirited and hateful. But so is this doll, IMHO.
 
Just so we're clear, I'm not defending what he said about Haiti. That was way out of line. It was mean-spirited and hateful. But so is this doll, IMHO.

You might be less grouchy if you pulled the stick out of your ass.

Robertson essentially said the Haitian people earned this disaster. This individual is raising money for the victims at Robertson's expense. I won't shed any tears for his feelings, that's for sure.
 
Just so we're clear, I'm not defending what he said about Haiti. That was way out of line. It was mean-spirited and hateful. But so is this doll, IMHO.


:wtf:

Wow...

So saying that god killed 100,000 people because Haiti made a pack with the devil, and that they pretty much deserved this is the same as a funny doll to raise money to help those people?

You morals are fucked up, but you are a Yankee's fan...

EDIT - OK Rob said the same thing.
 
This is a classic. The fact that they're using it to get money for the relief effort makes it even more fantastic.
 
Just so we're clear, I'm not defending what he said about Haiti. That was way out of line. It was mean-spirited and hateful. But so is this doll, IMHO.
I agree. Two wrongs don't make a right.

But this is not two wrongs. It is also not mean-spirited. It is an attempt to accomplish something good out of a bad situation. It is an attempt to have one right thing balance out one wrong thing. Unfortunately, the wrong thing was huge and this little attempt to make some good out of it is too small. I think every penny raised by the 700 Club on the day Pat Robertson said that needs to be sent to the Red Cross. That is the only way to make a big enough right to undo the wrong. This little doll is too cute, where the situation is actually very, very grave.
 
It's okay to make fun of people for that.

Like Curt Shilling? Good.

Just so we're clear, I'm not defending what he said about Haiti. That was way out of line. It was mean-spirited and hateful. But so is this doll, IMHO.
I agree. Two wrongs don't make a right.

But this is not two wrongs. It is also not mean-spirited.
Making a voodoo doll of someone and publicizing it sure is. Why not make one of Danny Glover? One says they deserved it because they offended God and the other says they deserved it because they offended the Earth.

The bidders could always simply donate their bids anyway. No need to sink to Pat and Danny's level.
 
It's okay to make fun of people for that.

Like Curt Shilling? Good.

What's to make fun of? The fact that he kind of looks like the pirate from Dodgeball? :lol:

Making a voodoo doll of someone and publicizing it sure is. Why not make one of Danny Glover? One says they deserved it because they offended God and the other says they deserved it because they offended the Earth.

Danny Glover said that? :confused:
 
It's okay to make fun of people for that.

Like Curt Shilling? Good.

What's to make fun of? The fact that he kind of looks like the pirate from Dodgeball? :lol:
No, that he's a Yankee fan. http://tinyurl.com/yd8tfa2

Making a voodoo doll of someone and publicizing it sure is. Why not make one of Danny Glover? One says they deserved it because they offended God and the other says they deserved it because they offended the Earth.

Danny Glover said that? :confused:[/QUOTE]

http://tinyurl.com/ye4bkem

 
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