Pastie

[Klingon]

What would you do if somebody came at you wielding a pastie and a bucket of eggs?

 

[Kestra]

I would close this thread with you, the pastie, and the bucket of eggs sealed in it.

 

[ITL]

Proper Cornish or fake Cornish?

 

[Klingon]

I don't know - the attacker is coming at me too quickly to notice such things. I think it is Cornish.

 

[Mr Silver]

What would you do if somebody came at you wielding a pastie and a bucket of eggs?

I'd be sure to ask them whether they paid the full 20% VAT when purchasing the pasty.

 

[ITL]

I don't know - the attacker is coming at me too quickly to notice such things. I think it is Cornish.

Distract with bacon buttie, follow up with sausage roll upside the head. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[CorporalClegg]

You spelled pasty wrong.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

If this person came at me with pasties, I think I'd have to let her

 

[Avon]

the traditional method is to wait for the sun to rise so they turn to stone

 

[Locutus of Bored]

What would you do if somebody came at you wielding a pastie and a bucket of eggs?

Goodnight, thread.