A kindergarten graduation? Hell, what do you have to do to not graduate kindergarten, flunk Coloring 101? I mean, if it's a class full of special-needs kids, then yeah, "graduating" kindergarten is an accomplishment. Otherwise, being promoted the first grade just means: "Hooray! You may not be a complete frakking imbecile!" It's not a major accomplishment, it's a basic requirement, like learning bowel control or how to eat with a spoon!
No wonder kids today are such little assholes! They're feted and congratulated for every little thing! Positive reinforcement is nice, but damn! No wonder that, by the time they're 16 they act like it's sooo beneath their dignity to take someone's order at Burger King despite the fact that they frakking work there!
Sweet mother of Optimus Prime! Kindergarten graduations are destroying Western civilization! George Washington warned us about this!
No wonder kids today are such little assholes! They're feted and congratulated for every little thing! Positive reinforcement is nice, but damn! No wonder that, by the time they're 16 they act like it's sooo beneath their dignity to take someone's order at Burger King despite the fact that they frakking work there!
Sweet mother of Optimus Prime! Kindergarten graduations are destroying Western civilization! George Washington warned us about this!
